/lit/ - Literature

>>12922884
what books are you listening to m8

>>12923569
Probably some shitty sci-fi, as expected of a double digit IQ audiobook tard

There's a containment thread for cretins like OP

>>12923599
easy

That says much more about you than about Audible.

try reading

>>12922884
Housewives use audible, why don’t you try reading instead

>>12924296
you have a problem with housewives?

>>12924322
No, I gave yours the time last night

>>12924322
No, but reading is better than audible, I’m sure it is, I mean would you rather listen to sperg read to you or would you get cozy and enjoy a good book, fodder

>>12924326
you gave her the time? like you told her what time it was?

>>12924338
well i don't mind reading but what's more cozy than orson welles telling you a joseph conrad bedtime story. after all, good books should read well out loud.

>>12922884
>be op
>be giant fagt who uses audible
>library is filled with crap sci-fi novels
>decide to actually read instead
>escape the wheaton
>not be faggot for once
>sounds glorious
>start reading
>open book
>wil wheaton's head pops out
>beard tentacles ensnare me
>vomits a litre of onions into mouth
>"You thought you'd beatin' the wheaton?"
>"onions from wheaton makes gud eatin'"
>fight back tears
>tfw you'll never escape the wheaton
>tfw you're a slave to your earphones
>tfw you're still a fgot

>>12924565
This made me laugh

>>12922884
>Be op
>Realise that having a book read to you is infantile af
>Almost as though you're being read a bedtime story by celebrities who have nothing better to do
>Start associating wil wheaton with maternal actions
>You don't object
>Infact, you come to enjoy it
>Dream one night you're being breastfeed by wheaton's onions tiddies
>Awake in a stupor
>Vow never to listen to an audiobook again
>Very next day you're listen to mein kampf narrated by mama Wheaton

>>12924732
>Be op
>Exposes he uses audible without shame
>Complains about a Television nerd sperg reading to him
>reluctant to read book for himself