/lit/ - Literature

For me? it's corncob "tortilla" memcarthy. I would pound his old face into dust!

authors don't lift.
i do.
all of them.

>>12919947
Zizek, I wouldn't want to cause he seems like a nice guy but the guy's like 70.

>>12919947
I bet I'd kick any french writer's ass with ease. I'd also shatter rupi kaur's jaw like a pinata.

Stephen king i would beat that wheel chair rtard maybe

>>12920529
Stephen Kings autism would overpower you I reckon, he’d take your eyes out with his thumbs or stick his finger down your throat embarrassingly choking you

>>12919947
Pretty much all of them idk, what kind of question is this? They’re fucking writers

>>12920500
Didn't he passed military training, though? Without the years, he wouldn't be such a pushover.

>>12920607
compulsory military training is not like navy seals training you see in movies nigger

>>12920523
You wouldn't kick Rimbaud, though.

Rather, you'd 'spank' him, wouldn't you, you naughty! ;-)

>>12919947
Isn't Peterson like 6'2? That's a head taller than the average /lit/izen

>>12920762
just low kick a lanklet in the knee 1-2 times and you'll be able to wipe the floor with them

>>12920767
Maybe a high kick for you

>>12919947
Bitch wouldn't see me coming.

>>12920604
Few exceptions, for example Hemingway in his physical prime.

my AR-15 reks all of you. the schoolshooter is unironically the strongest archetype.

>>12920947
Have fun getting v&

>>12920615
Where do you think I'm from, nigger. Father and grandfaters went through that. Of course you wouldn't turn out a supersoldier, but you'll still better than the average westerner.

Steven Hawking wrote a book right?

>>12920604
Thinly veiled excuse for yet another JP hate thread.

These tats are cool

>>12921005
if you ended up posting here, your father was likely a pushover, no need to act tough.

>>12921159
Meh, through his short service he made it to colonel. I didn't grew up under reds and their conscription though, so feel free to fabulize there.

>>12921254
And yet he still failed at not raising a faggot

>>12919947
All of them.

>>12921264
All of our fathers did. Your point?

>>12921274
Not mine, I'm here because I found funny memes on Reddit

>>12921391
Based!

>>12920947
>>12921155
That's a cringe from me dawg

>>12920780
Kek

Do you wna fight

>>12919947
Most of them. I'm trained

>>12921268
Nope. pic related knows bjj

>>12921697
At what level/experience of bjj does one need to the point where they can take on anyone? like if Sam practices here and there but faces a physically dominant fighter would he be able to use any of his novice skills?

>>12919947
I could beat this little dicksucker

>>12921980
you would beat him up and then he would take off your pants and make sweet sweet anal love to you, preferably in a bathhouse

Rowling.

>>12921931
chrissy could kick your fucking ass and even if he didn't he was still a crackshot with a pistol

>>12921872
Ask anyone trained in a martial art how much holding a brick in their dominant hand changes the playing field.

>>12922214
It would be an honour to get analy raped by Michel Foucault

>>12919952
Can anyone tell me why MemeCarthy is called "YeCarthy" on /lit/?

>>12922214
>Not wanting to get butt fucked and sucked off by Foucault
Found the homo

>>12924341
I'd like to bash his head in with a lead pipe, to be honest with you.

>>12921931
idk what it is but Kafka looks so much like Michael Imperioli and so little like him at the same time.

>>12924346
Hahahaha

>>12919947
I don't know man, he's a tough cookie that Peterson fellow. Because life is suffering and he had his fair share of suffering. It's true and you better believe it, bucko. If you were a prisoner in Auschwitz then he would be standing on that watchtower and shoot you right in the head.

>>12919947
>strict carnivore diet
>lanklet

>>12919947
I don't want to fight, though I will take it to court if forced to.