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I wrote this some years back, what do you think?


Socrates was once relaxing by a fountain, when a man approached him
"I own a pottery stall in this village"
The man turned about and walked off, only to arrive again minutes later
"I own a pottery stall in this village"
Now confused he watched him walk off, only to arrive once more.
"I own a pottery stall in this village"
He had become annoyed, yet simply nodded as the man walked off.
He took this chance to nap in the noon sun, only to be awakened on the cusp of sleep.
"I own a-"
"I KNOW, I KNOW", Socrates cried out.
Satisfied, the man left to attend his stall.

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Absolutely ENTHRALLING¿

The eternal expression of reminiscence of the divine annoyance, the primeval contradiction in which Nietzsche talked off almost as if it reaches and breathes new life to the soul by the false comedy perpetuated by Dionysus and his knowledge of the pessimistic, oinly to be awakend by that sudden annoyance of lies, lies, LIES NAMED COMEDY FOR YE FORGET HE IS THE FALSE ONE WITH NO FORM BEYOND THE MERE MAN TAKEN FOR A FOOL OF SENSORY PAIN. AY YE DE NOT UNDERSTOOD FOR YE BE NOT UNDERSTOOD.

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>>12901165
A miserable perpetuation, nay a history of violence, an eternal jest to that of the irrational Socrates as the divine rape and the profane Gospel... ay ay tis a truth of falsity yet insanity ay ye all insane yet ye not understand for ye not bare sanity of the insane de ye forgive, AY YE DE NOT FORGIVE FOR YE BE NOT FORGIVEN.

This is the eternal law, for they could not love you, but still your love was true, a love of TOTAL PLEASURABLE MISERY AND MISERABLE MISERY OY YE NOT UNDERSTOOD A REALITY OF INSANITY FOR YE ARE TE INSANE.

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>>12901182
Should wone go on to the philosophy of insanity for if it be sane would it not be understood? And if it is understood why conjecture that that is the known of the unknown for it cannot be unknown can it, YE SEE UNKNOW THE KNOWN FOR THAT IS WHERE THE SPINNING WHEEL LIES FOR DE WHEEL THAT SHALL CONTINUE TO SPIN UNTIL YE DO NOT SPIN YOURSELF NO MORE FOR YE DO SPIN FOR IT AS IT MAY SPIN FOR YE, BUT YE CHOSE FRAILTY AND STATICISM LIKE A RANCID POOL OF WATER. AY WHEEL DE NO SPIN FOR YE, FOR YE DE NO SPIN FOR IT.

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/lit/ is filled with pretentious teenage retards

>> No.12901209

>>12901206
>she ugly

>> No.12901211
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>>12901209
i've also got a picture of a flower

>> No.12901224
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>>12901209
4 u

>> No.12901229

>>12901206
Op's thing is better than 80% of crit threads

>> No.12901235

>>12901211
Nice flower and good joke. I have a much prettier example of thee nude art form.

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>>12901211
Nice flower and good joke. I have a much prettier example of thee nude art form.

>>12901224
even fucking uglier.

>> No.12901244

what is going on here

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>>12901238

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>>12901229
(I wasn't referring to OP - tee hee)

>> No.12901338

>>12901246
Yes she is quite beautiful.

>> No.12901562

>>12901153
HAHA EPIC! THAT PLEBIAN BTFO SOCRATES BY PROVING HE DID INDEED KNOW SOMETHING

>> No.12901697

That is actually funny

>> No.12901710

>>12901182
give mommy fisherman

>> No.12902579

>>12901710
but wut is a moomy fish ay ay?

>> No.12903120

>>12901238
put a black and white filter on it and its art

>> No.12903726

>>12901153
Anon, though you may not believe it, In some years time your joke will be given the due credit that it deserves, and you will be accredited to the fullest extent you can given the medium you have chosen to post this fantastic joke. Screenshot this.

>> No.12904440

Not bad. Not bad at all.

>> No.12904516

>>12901153
i don't get it will somebody please explain it to me without being mean

>> No.12904917

>>12901165
I have a cfnm fetish and haven't watched porn in a couple of months. This made me rock hard.

>> No.12904943

This is actually pretty funny. You should add more lines in the middle where the potter harasses Socrates more

>> No.12904978

>>12904943
How is this?

I wrote this some years back, what do you think?


Socrates was once relaxing by a fountain, when a man approached him
"I own a pottery stall in this village"
The man turned about and walked off, did his errand, and returned, only to arrive again minutes later
"I own a pottery stall in this village"
Now confused he watched him walk off, talk to his friends, and only to arrive again once more.
"I own a pottery stall in this village"
He had become annoyed, curious, dumbfounded, and perplexed, yet simply nodded as the man walked off.
He took this chance to nap in the noon sun, dream of much slaughter and bloodshed, and only to be awakened on the cusp of sleep.
"I own a-"
"I KNOW, I KNOW", Socrates cried out.
Satisfied, the man left to attend his stall.

>> No.12904995

>>12901153
It's a cute idea OP, but all it really amounts to is a joke, and not one that's all that funny at the end of the day.

>> No.12905030

>>12904516
>I know nothing
>I KNOW, I KNOW

>> No.12905033

>>12904978
Not the same guy but I think your simpler take in the OP is funnier

>> No.12905042

>>12904978
Socrates was once relaxing by a fountain, when a man approached him
"I own a pottery stall in this village"
The man turned about and walked off, only to arrive again minutes later
"I own a pottery stall in this village"
Now confused he watched him walk off, only to arrive once more.
"I own a pottery stall in this village"
He had become annoyed, yet simply nodded as the man walked off.
He took this chance to nap in the noon sun, only to be awakened on the cusp of sleep.
"I own a-"
"I KNOW, I KNOW", Socrates cried out.
But it was a lie, the man owned nothing. Upon realizing this, Socrates became enlightened.

>> No.12905062

>>12905042
Noice.

>> No.12905159

>>12905033
I honestly think you either need to dilate or have sex

>> No.12905173

>>12905159
??? Wrong person?

>> No.12905276

>>12905173
Not at all

>> No.12905506

>>12903120
I don't know how, I also have I think over 60 of them.

>> No.12905514

>>12904917
How does one even develop such a fetish anon? And your welcome I guess just don't wank.

>> No.12905805

>>12905173
That
>>12904978
>>12905159
wasn't me, I apologise for his rudeness

>> No.12906433

>>12905276
Ok dude...
>>12905805
No problem breh

>> No.12906884

>>12905514
I don't know. When I was a kid being naked in front of a girl always seemed like the worst possible thing. I don't know when that changed, but the anxiety I imagined before in a scenario like that stopped being nerve racking and began to feel arousing.

In a psychological setting I'd say I have a cfnm fetish because I'm really reserved and I try not to tell people anything about me and keep my stuff private, so my subconscious rebels by having a fetish in which, by being naked, I can't hide anything.

>> No.12908668

>>12901153

Nice one, Punchy.

>> No.12909278

>>12908668
I remember that thread.