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12857509 No.12857509 [Reply] [Original]

What are you doing with your English majors, /lit/? Are you enjoying a rewarding career yet?

>> No.12857526

If you got one from anywhere other than Oxbridge or an Ivy you're retarded. If you got it from any of those places you wouldn't need to be asking this.

>> No.12857592

>>12857526
no u

>> No.12857654

>rewarding
>career

wagie cope

>> No.12857871

>>12857654
What?

>> No.12857874

>>12857509
Retail while trying to get my works published. I'm going back to school to get my teaching credentials because English on its own is worthless prospect wise.

>> No.12858481

>>12857509
Currently working as a Theater arts teacher because the shitty charter school I work at didn't understand that this was my first year teaching when I didn't bring up English scores on the state tests. I'm just trying to finish out the year and get my certification, bust out the rest of my masters over the summer, head to Asia as an English tutor and never look back

>> No.12858497

>>12857509
going on to grad school (library sciences)

>> No.12858524
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>>12857509
No career to speak of. I enjoy my life though.

>> No.12858972

Teaching

>> No.12858981

>>12857509
i got 3 semesters in and dropped out and now i'm a 21 year old barista who definitely doesn't want to kill himself

>> No.12858991 [DELETED] 

>>12858524
because I'm in it right? ;3

>> No.12859012

Learning programming

>> No.12859042

>>12857509
>english major

i studied history but dropped out in my third year
now i spend every waking hour in my bedroom, shitposting on 4chan and reddit, watching twitch streams, reading books and comics, playing rocket league, downloading but never watching solo and lesbian porn, downloading then watching then deleting pov blowjob porn and sissy hypno videos, wishing i could go to sleep and never wake up, wishing i could be an effeminate but straight pretty boy, feeling super anxious about everything but mostly my failing health and the crumbling house i live in, and daydreaming about being attractive and successful and wanted

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>>12857509
Unit is for suckers

>> No.12859125 [DELETED] 

ARE YOU GETTING A KICK OUT OF THIS BUTTERFLY ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12859169

>>12858981
you're still young as fuck
21 you are right where you need to be
provide good service, people will remember you, build people skills and start bar tending.

casinos are easy

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>>12857871

>> No.12859293

>>12857874
>Retail while trying to get my works published.

>> No.12859297

>>12859169
i've got a bartending job lined up for the summer in another state so i'm taking a couple months off of baristaing. planning to go learn then come back to my state and apply somewhere here

>> No.12859435

Went back to school for medicine after first completing some other additional stupid course work. That messed me up.

>> No.12859514

I stream my ramblings on twitch.

I've developed quite a cult following.