/lit/ - Literature

I don't know what /lit/ you go to. Most people here are fairly civil and like the Kindle. Sorry bro.

any post below this is OP.

>>1284587

lol no

It's not that all of 4chan is easy to troll, it's that EVERYONE is easy to troll. Everyone has their buttons that can be pushed, some might not have quite as many but they're there regardless.

Also there should be no pride in being an "oldfag" and remembering things that happened years ago because that just means that you're so pathetic that you haven't changed your lifestyle all that time and probably still have the same mindset that you did when you were sixteen except now you're convinced you're much wiser and more mature. It's not cool to sit at your computer for ten hours a day when you're over the age of 20.

>>1284613
> it's that EVERYONE is easy to troll. Everyone has their buttons that can be pushed, some might not have quite as many but they're there regardless.

You see how you could easily deduct from your own sentence a difference between EASY TO TROLL and NOT THAT EASY (HARD) TO TROLL.

Just because everybody is trollable doesnt mean its always easy.

and, more interesting IMO, the quality of trolling can only be measured by its reaction: you can make a statement about the people being trolled, not about the people that werent, because they just dont give any direct measurable feedback (absence of measurable reaction is not direct)

>The essential problem is this: 4chan is still floating on a bubble of past awesomeness

This is where you fucked up, OP.
4chan was never awesome, and you aren't helping.

>>1284619
I disagree, I don't think someone is hard to troll if you know what it is that pisses them off - and you immediately find out who gets pissed off by what once you make your first post because then they reply. Someone who says "Meh whatever" obv isn't being bothered, but someone who says "You're a fucking dumbass, that's not true" is someone worth replying to (from the troll's POV). I mean when you're making a troll-y thread you've already got in mind who you wanna troll (like if you said "Twilight is better than Salem's Lot" you know King fans will respond the most heatedly). Which makes it easy, since people who don't care either won't post or will just post something mild.

Now IRL, things are a bit different.....

ITT: easily-trolled newfags and permanewbs.

Just like the rest of 4chan.

>>1284676
It's not trolling if you're having a legitimate discussion buttface.

>>1284613
>Everyone has their buttons that can be pushed
guys what are my buttons? do you even know me?

>>1284686
You button is not getting enough attention. You'll jump through any hoop for attention.
That's what makes tripfags easy to troll: Ignore them, they mad. I like you though, so I'm giving you attention now.

But I think you're kinda dumb, even for a 19 year old.

>>1284679
Keep telling yourself that.

>>1284686
No but if you respond angrily to a thread then we'll know one of your buttons.

>>1284694

>>1284694
Great, another 14 year old on 4chan.

>>1284703
>implying that you're over 20

>>1284693
>You button is not getting enough attention. You'll jump through any hoop for attention
How fortunate then since you guys love/love hating me so much that I never feel without. I literally only need to come on here for a while to feel like I have a bff in you guys.

Also I'm only 18 so I'm wise for my age.

>No but if you respond angrily to a thread then we'll know one of your buttons.
:D

>>1284722
>Wise for my age
O RLY??

>>1284722
Actually, most people are completely indifferent to you. But it's fun to watch you troll the ones who aren't. Not that that's a significant accomplishment or anything.

But you're right: There will never be a shortage of that particular stripe of dumbass on 4chan.

>>1284733
I'm 18 and he seems pretty clever to me. But that probably says more about me or average 18 year olds.

>>1284722
Tybrax, let's fuck. I want your dick inside of me. Right now.

>>1284747
That guys a girl.

>>1284750
Hahaha no.

>>1284722
C'mon Ty. Let's have a passionate night of fucking. I won't stop until you're sore. You know you want to.

>>1284750
And that girl's a guy.

>>1284753
A penis can be attached if Ty is a girl, which I doubt.

>>1284753
see pic. Spoiler image because image may be considered NSFW.

ANSWER ME TYBRAX

It's guys all the way down.

>>1284737
>But you're right: There will never be a shortage of that particular stripe of dumbass on 4chan
mhahahaha.

>>1284733
do i have to answer this quiz? :|
i guess it would be worthwhile.

>>1284745
>I'm 18 and he seems pretty clever to me
;_; no please dont, i was joking. im not smart at all & really just a pathetic sub-human leech irl. wish i wasnt but i am.

>lets fuck
i'm not a very sexual person so i have to decline. i really badly need friends tho ;,(

also does anyone find my personality likeable/attractive at all on here? pls dont say yes out of pity....

>>1284771
Baby, after one night with me you'll always want a dick in your pretty little ass.

>also does anyone find my personality likeable/attractive at all on here? pls dont say yes out of pity....

I don't give a fuck what your personality is like. I just want some serious dick on vagina action.

>>1284771
You don't HAVE to answer, but you might WANT to answer.

I'm not really bothered, just like that quiz.

>>1284779
>dick on vagina
How about dick IN vagina

>>1284771
You seem pretty nice to me.

>>1284786
You want to join in with me and TyBrax? I love me some tag-teaming.

>>1284788
Okay bro bro, let's Eiffel tower that shit up!

>>1284786
What you're getting is dick IN dick action.
Think about it.

>>1284733
>1.What is a good parent?
One that provides a strong (emotional?) base for their child in order for them to eventually become independent to love other people & face lyfe but they may also remain part of their family until they die too.

>2. How can one tell if one is in love or infatuated?
for love you dont 'need' the other person as you are already 'self-assured'. you value their happiness more than your own so you might not necessarily want them to be your partner if thats not whats best for them. also you probably like their personality more than their current physical/material/tastes qualities.

>3. How much love should one have for oneself?
'infinite' or something. i think being cocky is actually said to be making up for not loving yourself in the same way that big-mouthed people are sometimes just as insecure as shy people.

>4.Should one worry what other people think?
no/never/'be urself'.

>5.What should one do when anxious?
Consult your nearest New Testament.
jk :D
You should probably tell a close friend in order to get advice but at the same time not 'lock away' the issue.

>>1284775
thx for being so sensitive..

>>1284793
I have a vagina, other anon has a dick. Whether Ty has a dick or a vagina we got this.

Ty, stop being shy.

>6.How should one deal with death?
if you mean mourning then it means you had alot of 'unsaid words' if it lasts for an extended period. you should probably pretend you are talking to the person or write them a letter of all the things you didnt get to say. probably helps to believe they are listening to you from heaven here dont you think?

if you mean 'accepting death' then i think that 'denial of death' book came to the conclusion that ppl dont/cant.

>7. what should one do if one is shy?
i wish i knew....

>8. How should one end a relationship?
by being firm about not doing any of the exclusive stuff like sex, etc with them anymore. its prob best to stay friends with the person so as not to repress things/pretend you dont still miss them & things like that as you could still express that to them without having to date again.

>9. How can one live happily with other ppl?
I dont know. they seem irrational & unmerciful like they might laugh at you for being logical. they just shit all over life by voting like assholes, not sharing, fighting etc. then when you're in the position to outsmart them/hurt them & you show mercy because you know you dont want to live with doing something against your morals they would just spit it back in your face.

i think the correct answer is that you should 'feel responsible for everyone' & hold your self responsible for everything since you 'hav the power' to make things better. (& if everyone tht could do tht did things wud prob be gd)

did i do good, do you have the answer sheet?

>>1284803
There are no answers D:

The answers were good. 7 and 9 were unanswered tho. 4 needs some back up. 2 focused on love and didn't address infatuation really, though it's certainly part of an answer. The next part is to think of examples where your answers aren't right and improve them (like the Socratic method).

Impressed tho.

>>1284803
Since I lack the creativeness to eloquently explain to you in words what I expect to go on between us, I'll just insert some erotica here.

>“Now, now!” she cried and began to thrash on top of his body as an orgasm rocked through, her vagina squeezing and kneading his cock in wonderful gyrations until it spurred him to his own orgasm. With a loud grunt he thrust, sending his shaft deeply into her body as a copious amount of his seed jetted inside her. Her spasming womb milked every drop and pulled the jism deeper inside her.

>>1284810
>The next part is to think of examples where your answers aren't right and improve them
that is something i dont feel motivated to do (possibly since i'm nowhere close to experiencing or caring about many of those things yet).

thanks for your evaluation though.

>>1284815
then after you've came you feel empty/was-not-worth-it & embarrassed for fucking a stranger. think i would rather just only have sex if i eventually get a really nice attractive bff who is possibly my partner.

>>1284818
But you're not a stranger. You're TyBrax. And if you felt lonely afterwards I'd just fuck you again.

>>1284818
>feel empty after cumming
Not necessarily. I'm not saying you won't, but you might.

>>1284820
Also if it makes you feel any better this is how the erotica story I got that from ended :3 But I'd never do that to you. You'd be my little slaveboy. I'd fuck you whenever I wanted.

> “The father of my child yes, but certainly not my husband," she said, rising slowly. "You could not even begin to take his place. He had skill, he had charisma, he had morals.... No, I can raise the child on my own." She pushed a strand of hair away from her face.

>"All on my own,” she repeated in a sinister voice. Her captive looked up to see the baby-deranged woman take up the ax from off the floor, just has she had the fork earlier that night, although now her bare backside was exposed and her naked breasts swayed free with every movement.

>"Wait!" he cried. "Wh— What if it's not enough? The one time, I mean. You know, to get a child on you?"

>"Then I'll get another like you, lover," she said placidly, even as she toyed with her ax. "Until I find a man that can fill my belly up right."

>Her face darkened with a smirk infested with evil as she pressed her spiked boot into his groin again, slowly and cruelly. The room echoed with a desperate scream and a wild laugh as the maneater made one final, swift, and skillful swing of the ax....

>>1284820
>implying someone that jerks off to 'Ender's Game' has the stamina to do so or that that would not make me feel worse

>>1284826
Our lovemaking would be sensual, honey. You'd feel close to me when we're done.

>anon writing erotica fanfic about a tripfag
Sure is nothing new in here

>>1284837
actually he just got it from some shitty site, its not even been personalised for me :/

>mfw even masturbation leaves me feeling empty & is such a fucking chore

>>1284848
Bby, are you a virgin?

And I explained why I posted something from an erotica story. I searched awhile to find a good one though <3

>are you a virgin?
yes, thank god.

>>1284820
>implying you're not impotent

>>1284858
This is probably why you're so afraid of sex. You need to just be exposed to it. Which is why we should get together.

> I'm the Gypsy

>mfw Tybrax and I have the same outlook upon sex

fuck ;_;

>>1284865
It's you next big boy ;)

>>1284865
>implying it is a bad outlook

>>1284872
Sexual satisfaction is a very important part of a person's mental and physical health. Why are you resisting me?

>>1284869

:(
>>1284872

:)

>>1284877
you're looking for love in all the wrong places, small-cock.

also you can get sexual satisfaction for wanking so w/e. you're just oversexualized because you dont have emotional stability. please remove yourself from this world.

>>1284864
Just replace 'sex' with 'rape'.

It's true. If you don't like something, you just need to be forced to do it.

I mean how can you say you dislike getting raped without trying it out first? How could you know that you wouldn't like getting castrated in a back alley without giving it a chance?

Congratulations! You've figured out the basic ideas behind Eternal September, a term that's been in use for almost two decades!

Now try to bump up your paradigm to 2010 and focus on solving problems that need solving.

>>1284883
lol. Actually, despite many believing so, masturbation is not a replacement for sex. This is where you've got it wrong. You say masturbation makes you feel empty or w/e but masturbation is no where near as interactive as sex. You know how like it's almost impossible to tickle yourself, but other people can tickle you easier? Think of it in that way. You can never fully achieve sexual satisfaction until you've actually had sexual intercourse.

And I have no way of convincing you guys other than just saying it. I don't have a cock. But I still want yours ;)

>>1284892
>You know how like it's almost impossible to tickle yourself, but other people can tickle you easier? Think of it in that way
hey why dont you share all ur deepest secrets on your facebook? why dont you have pictures of you naked on it? how come you dont share with everyone the things your friends tell you 'in confidence'?

the reason you dont do all that but do have sex with strangers is because you are compensating.

>>1284898
I'm sorry but I have no idea what you're talking about. How am I compensating? And what does that have to do with facebook?

>>1284898

Sex with strangers isn't comparable to sharing secrets with people you know.

Sex with strangers has basically zero social repercussions. They don't know the people you know, so it probably won't get back around to your friends and family that you fucked a stranger unless you want it to. Sharing all your deepest secrets and those of others on facebook has social repercussions, so it's avoided.

If you're going to make analogies, at least make worthwhile analogies.

>>1284911
ok 'secrets' was a bad example, fine. but pictures of you naked on facebook is not.

also how come you dont go to strangers for hugs? to share secrets? for kisses? to discuss things? or why dont you go to your friends for sex?

>>1284932

I'm not the person you were talking with before, but you just really don't get it, and your questions are a little weird. If, during sex with a stranger, you neither hug nor kiss, it's pretty awkward sex and an all around weird situation. And usually, because there are no repercussions for sharing with this stranger, you can bare yourself to them. When I was in a bad point in my life, I fucked a stranger, they asked me about myself, I bared my soul and told them a bunch of shit I hadn't told anyone else, took some of their advice, and never saw them again.

And sometimes I do go to my friends for sex, so I don't see why that's even a question.

And I don't put naked pictures of yourself on facebook because, for one, they're not allowed and for two, I'm sure my sister's mother-in-law doesn't want to log in and be notified of my dick.

>>1284941
>And sometimes I do go to my friends for sex, so I don't see why that's even a question
Well I'm pretty sure that alot (majority?) of people would find -this- weird so whats wrong with me only wanting to have sex with a bff sort of person?

>>1284948
You need to have a non-sexual romantic relationship with someone for awhile before you have sex. I don't get why you think this is weird or not normal. This is the case for a lot of people who, say, wait for love, before they have sex with their partner. You aren't weird or strange because of this. Stop being a fucking baby, jesus.

OP here.

I can always count on the tripfags to make my metatrollthreads a totall success.

Thanks trips! =)

OP, out.

>>1284892
also you're a fucking ugly, oppressive slut, deal with it.

>>1284958
>didn't post picture of self
lolwat

Quit tryna troll me, Ty. You dirty boy.

>>1284948

In every gay community I've ever been a part of, sex amongst friends is just a thing that happens, not something weird.

And it's fine if you only want to have sex with a bff type person. I can say from experience that having feelings for a person make an already vastly enjoyable experience even better. It just seems to me that you have a problem with people who don't share your opinion, which would just be small-minded if true.

>>1284954
>You aren't weird or strange because of this
i didnt say i was, im asking why this bitch/asshole thinks i am. learn to fucking read.

I've found my 'button' guys, stu-fucking-pidity

>>1284960
I dont need to see you to know that youre an ugly person, you're saying i need to do something i dont want to just because you do, you slut.

>>1284961
>It just seems to me that you have a problem with people who don't share your opinion
actually read the thread, im being mocked for not wanting to have sex with strangers.

>>1284966
Not strangers, just me baby.

And keep calling me names. I like it. It gets me wet.

>>1284966

Oh.

Well that's stupid.

People are stupid, fuck whoever you want and do it gladly.

>>1284970
>And keep calling me names. I like it. It gets me wet
>I like it. It gets me wet
just like when you pretend to have a vagina?
;)

>>1284974
Honey, whatever gets you off.

>>1284957
Yes, somehow the tripfags - unable to shut up about themselves - have made an already shit thread inexplicably worse.

>>1284582
must revive all kindle threads

>>1285809
LOL
D&E, you didn't bump a Kindle thread here bra.
l2read the thread, dumbass.

>>1285820
eh its got the picture close enough.

>>1285827
Fair enough.

I like what you're doing, BTW. Kindle threads are cancer. You're helping kill them.

Holy shit. Read the OP.

Bang. On.