/lit/ - Literature

>>12837517
I would read it unironically if it didnt have jew names on the cover.

>White Man's Guide
>(((Schwartz)))
>(((Katzenstein)))
Gradually I began to hate them.

Who the hell buys this crap? Pure resentment.

Embarassing book. Op should be ashamed

I might read it in the store aisle
but no way I'm giving these heebs a single shekel

>>12837534
Wow, now that you mention it... this does sound like pure propaganda to mislead lazy white poseurs who want to appear /lit/ into just reading the wrong shit.

I would prefer not to

>>12837557
>this does sound like pure propaganda to mislead lazy white poseurs who want to appear /lit/ into just reading the wrong shit.

thats our job! Culture appropriating kikes.

Someone play double's advocate and defend this book

>>12837585
>double's advocate
Yikes

>>12837545
>Embarassing book. Op should be ashamed

I didn't write the fucking thing.
Just reporting the latest outrage

>>12837595
>Yikes
Oof

>>12837517
Something is being picked up on my J-dar...

>>12837517
If you as a male are dumb enough to get an MFA you completely deserve this.
Cmon. Everyone knows there's no power, jobs, or money there. That's why they allow so many women.

>>12837610
>Oof
Yeesh

>>12837628
>Yeesh
whew

>>12837595
>>12837610
>>12837628
>>12837642

>>12837651
>Animeposting
Geez

Goddess please bless my own labia beef
And speed to my gash sturdy flaps as its wreath
Do spirit our cunts from all sexual grief
And to you we promise our every climax and queef

Your powers make the glisten inside of our sheath
And in your name we sing these pleasures beneath
Though soggy and soiled our snatches and flaps
There's none so holy as our va-jay-jay gaps
We seek only those phalli that draw such applause
Without foreskin or blemish or circulatory flaws
Into our vaginal maws we stuff them to gorge
And deliver the Fempire by this our yonic forge

Goddesses of the Yonic, help my words I do pray
So that to herstory comes news of such sexual fray
Where coital mileage dwarfed the greatest whores of yore
And grizzled each my sisters' chaste peaches to gore

These sisters won such great acclaim by their story
Their spread legs and agape cheeks beckoning Glory
Barely battened crowds were thusly mad with lust
Setting upon any woman like the wind's fickle gust
To our sisters bodies the men drew their best pucker
To kiss, lick and win the best body-part sucker
But woe to those tongues that knew any taste of our snizz
And suffered no allergies when sprayed with female fizz
Because darkly hides a monster in each our cunt floccules
A certain face-melting disfigurement alights from but one globule

@12837674
cringe

>>12837680
why the @ sign?

>>12837626
Not when it’s free, actually better than free, you get paid a stipend

>>12837686
It's what you do in order to not give a (You) and imply that the post you're referencing is twitter-tier.

@12837686
i don't give (You)s to cringeposts

I DEFINITELY want to read a guide for white men by a Jewish man.

Can't wait!

>>12837686
He thinks giving you a (You) will tingle your attention whore ass cushions

@12837746
It’s me I’m the real guy you have a crush on. I’m back. Sorry bout the break :3

>Schwartz
>Katzenstein
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

@12837757
All phone posters hate you now

I wish I hadnt derailed this thread. Sorry OP. But seriously what do they say about white authors?

>>12837517
Why do women think being condescending is a uniquely masculine trait?

>>12837651
Oy vey

>>12837773
It actuality it’s not masculine or feminine.

You should make a jab just to let the other person know he should do his research though. I hate it when people don’t have shit memorized or haven’t read anything. :3

>>12837659
>Geez
:3

>>12837517
It's the feminist tropes cunt with a beard and glasses.

>>12837839
>glasses
Feminine
>beard
Masculine but it only looks feminine because they dont look good enough to pull it off.

>>12837517
Who wouldn't want 60,000 words of preop male resentment humour?
https://youtu.be/zUrqUWNcSOg

@12837730
haha based

>>12837563
Haha, this incel doesn't realised he was preironised as a caricature in this very book.

Haha, get owned, fuck boy.

>>12837854
shittyopinions.co.uk

Why do white men get beaten down so much for expressing their passions and engaging with literature that no other demographic bothers with. Do black women harrass black men for singing about drugs and shooting people??

Just let people enjoy themselves you fucking cunts!!

>>12837905
Why do niggers on this site keep calling me a brit?
Stop.

How do you think these people will feel when only white male authors survive this shithole era? Do they really think their garbage will remembered in a few years when men make better female comedians than women themselves?
https://youtu.be/O3HT3bXua7E

(((fellow white men)))

>>12837839
>achtung, jude

>>12837912
https://youtu.be/aWmkuH1k7uA

>>12837876
TURN ON THE LIGHTS.

>>12837876
I was only able to bear 1 minute before I felt that this woman's entire worldview was an affront to humanity.

>>12837517
I'm actually really happy that books like this exist.
It basically serves to neuter the potential influences of my competition as a writer.

>>12837651
Ach!

So the purpose of this book is to casually leave it on a coffee table or other visible spot and hope someone asks about it so you can launch into a tirade about the oppression of women and POCs?

is there a forward by Zuckerberg to complete the triumvirate?

>>12837746
32 :3

>>12837769
Like I read it.

>>12837517
>how do you do fellow gentiles

>anti-racist/sexist movement supposed to be about caring for merit over race or gender, effectively becoming sex-blind and color-blind
>instead it's about prioritizing people according to their race and gender, but just the other way around from historical prevalence
Why can we never have nice things? They even go so far as to now say if you DON'T care to discriminate based on sex and gender (but according to their value hierarchy) it's "racist" now. Why do we live in backwards land? Why is the average normie such a massive hyper-brainlet?
And frankly I resent that all european-descendents are just considered "white". There is a huge difference between a g*rman and a frenchman or an italian or a russian or an anglo. They aren't even comparable. It's ridiculously racist. Imagine if you just slapped "asian" on everyone from the asiatic continent and refused to consider distinctions between chinese, japanese, thai, phillippino, indian, arabic, persian, levantine, central-asian, nepalese, etc. You can't possibly compare French writers to Anglo writers, and if we bring the new world into it that's a whole other level of complication.

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