/lit/ - Literature

>>12832884
what's she reading bros?

>>12832884
physical remove

"excuse me"

>>12832884
she's blocking an entire aisle

>>12832884
Girl. You live here or something?

>>12832901
you get on better with men? namaste

>>12832912
Nama fuck no.
Women who get along better with men are like worse versions of actual men.

>>12832884
I would just wait the 10 seconds for her to get the Instagram picture and leave

>>12832916
all my friends are girls

>>12832897
This guy gets it

>>12832884
Why are 95% of women so pathetic and beyond help

>>12832912
Mostly women. Though I have plenty of male nice friends

>>12832884
*kick her in the face*

Haha if I saw her reading alone like that I would just jump on her and rip those pants off and stick it in. I wonder if I could nut before someone pulled me off of her haha

*brutally knees her in the face*

>>12832928
Big box books don’t encourage browsing or comfort. It’s all come in, keep going, buy buy buy, now get the hell out

>>12832943
Im more concerned with her setting up a self timer to take a picture of herself attention whoring staring at a page in front of cool gamer girl stuff

>>12832884
Just take a step over her legs, you fat fucks. Do you all travel by fatscooter?

>>12832950

>>12832967
Maybe she was lactose intolerant but wanted to support the business.
Based influencer

>>12832963
Oh look someone on /lit/ with shit reading comprehension. OP said blocking the book, so the book would be behind her back on the shelf.

>>12832975
>>12832975
Is she blocking my access to amazon?

>>12832884
*trips over her drink, spilling it all over her legs*
Oh whoa ahhhh!!!
*trips over her flailing about, knocking the book out of her hand*
Oh nooooooo!
*slams my face into the ground, triggering an epileptic fit*
Hhhhhhhhhu!!
*pisses on her involuntarily while seizing*

>>12832950
Or too many people carry tripods with them to take selfies. Her friend (bf no doubt) took the pic

>>12832924
mommy is not your friend

>>12832979
this. real fatards don't leave the room. fatscooters are baseless stereotype.

>>12832938
heheheheh, shush up man... heh

>>12832982
>brings drink to bookshelf
should be drowned
if you need to hydrate take IV

>>12832938
Id bet shed secretly love it
Women love getting attention like that no matter how much they say otherwise
Im sure you’re really hot too

>*start pacing autistically back and forth*
>"move pls"
>"thanks"

>>12832897
Based

>>12832897
based normie anon

>>12832884
>Going to a book store so you can buy only a small fraction of the books you actually want to read for like twice the price you'd get online for them

Starts running towards her and kicks her over the bookshelf on her left.

>>12832884
What do you think the creative process that lead to this photograph existing was like?

>>12832967
In a just world so-called influencers would be fed to the animals at the zoo.

>>12833138
c'mon dad TAKE A PICTURE OF ME
i wanna show my friends how smart i am

imagine if she sat like that but on your face while she read that book haha

>>12833143
I don't hate or dislike influencers. I pity them. They are nothing but modern day whores. But their salary consists of free make-up instead of real cash, unless you are the top whore. They rarely have a day off. There is a constant insecurity as to what clothes to wear, and often they have to change their outfit during the day to take more pictures.

They can never just be in the moment and enjoy what is happening around them. Because in their constant hunt for more likes they have equated a good moment to a good picture. And in a couple of years when this whole thing is over, they have nothing to show for. "Umm, so you just took pictures of yourself for years and never actually held a real job before? Have you tried Starbucks?"

>>12833192
Damn, that is most pathetic and terrible.

>>12832884
imagine the smell

I hate these threads. Low class trash. Every day. Grow up and stop putting your shitty thoughts into my head.

that chick is a skank, also

>>12832887
Sex and Character

>>12832884
>Graphic novels

>>12833143
That would make the zoo animals dangerous, because they'd develop an appetite for human flesh and would associate humans with food. Really stupid move desu senpai

>physical books
>2019
u deserve any roastie problems u get t b h

>>12832884
*pins her down and throatfucks her*

>>12832884
REEE bitch lemme get my copy of henderson the rain king

"Yeeeeeeeeeee-yo... kisser me with those mouthy lips of yours, 0 lady. You know, this 'ere Earth here lasts so temporarily. I die, yes, you die, yep, we all die sometime. Here's me, now, before you standing here before you as thine clock runs empty, ticks-tocking alternatingly every very second til this one day where the second shall runs no more. So kiss me now."

>>12832884
*Grabs the book out of her hands and leaves with it*

>>12832916
Dude, I never tought of it before. You are right!

>>12833192
>wagies think they are just be in the moment and enjoy what is happening around them
>wagies anticipate to tell they had a real job
I envy influencers

>>12832884

I cross over her and she kicks me in the balls: "You don't cross me, faggot." I love it.

>>12833377
>3377

>>12832931
>you
>friends
Pick one

>>12832884
>Gaming
>Graphic novels

I would thank her for blocking that shit before somebody reads it.

>>12832884
just step over her or kick her legs out of the way

>>12833421
just realized it says blocking access to a book I want, in that case I'd just say move, if it's a bookstore it isn't the place to read and if it's a library you should read at a table but I'm autistic so maybe just saying move isn't the right way

>>12833429
"Hey, what are you reading?"
>Blah blah
"Oh cool, I'm looking for a specific book. It might be behind you. I'm just going to take a quick look here.."
>she scoots her ass on the carpet as to move out of the way
*skim through rando book I pulled from shelf in a wide leg stance position beside her to show dominance while flexing my boner muscles*
>she pretends to take a sip of her empty starbucks drink to get a quick glimpse of my protruding love rod
I walk away and put the Minecraft: The Complete Handbook Collection in the religious section before leaving the store

I am now the male she fantasises about in her erotica novela

>>12833418
Wow man, insulting literal children's books is so epic

Me: Excuse me, could I sneak in to that shelf behind you real quick?
Her: Oh, sorry, I just got caught up and forgot myself.
Me: It happens to us all at times, do you like X as well?
Her: I do! That is actually what I came here for but I saw Y and got distracted.
Me: Y is great, if you like X you will love Y. Perhaps you would like to discuss it after you finish reading it?
Her: I would love to!

Me, gets phone number, end up having many wonderful discussions about books and life, get married and raise a family, grow old and die together.

If you are going to larp you might as well larp about doing something more wothwhile than making someone feel life they are a the great evil in your life for causing you a small and insignificant inconvenience.

>>12832897
Get a load of this gentleman right here

>>12833629
That's a powerful feeling

>>12832931
I feel like you're the kind of person who spends all your time in a discord chat and thinks the "people" there count as real friends.

>>12832967
The business got their money and profit. If she bought the ice cream it's hers to use as she wishes.

>>12832887
smut

>>12833138
I think it was just a guy taking a creep pic, Anon.

>>12832931
when did we find out youre a woman ? post milkers via imgur plz

>>12833667
"She" is a tranny

>>12833662
Photo is obviously staged

>>12833192

Based and absoutely redpilled