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Fuck reading novels. Modern life is too swift nd ripe with information feed to waste 15-20 hours in slogging through some plodding 800 page mess where the writer assassinates my precious minutes with pages upon pages of pointless exposition, meandering dialogues, and prose descriptively giving me a tour of the scene's furniture. I'll forget all that shit in t minus 5 seconds.
There's absolutely nothing, I repeat, NOTHING a novel accomplishes that a short story cannot accomplish too. Unless you consider shitting on people's personal time an accomplishment.

>> No.12822399

Why are weebs so desperate for attention? I can almost see your corpulent mass sitting behind that keyboard, avatarfagging with pictures of little girls.

>> No.12822411

>>12822395
>I'll forget all that shit in t minus 5 seconds.

That's your problem, not ours, fuck off.

>> No.12822431

I won't read anything that's longer than 300 pages. If you need more pages than that to tell your story then it isn't worth reading.

>> No.12822575

>>12822431
>reading for story

>> No.12822582

>>12822575
I assume your story is attempting to communicate something, yes? If it takes more then 300 pages of story for you to do it then I'm not reading it.

>> No.12822590

>>12822395
i think you have a point
novels are usually for brainlets
that's why i only read poetry which gets the point across in a couple of stanzas, or I read epic poetry or fantasy (just started LotR) because that's actually fun and allows me to self-insert myself into a more interesting world

>> No.12822591

>>12822582
my story?

>> No.12822595

>>12822591
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generic_you

>> No.12822598

>>12822595
>I assume one's story is attempting to communicate something, yes? If it takes more then 300 pages of story for one to do it then I'm not reading it.

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>>12822395
>be brainlet
>go on Literature fourm
>"fuck reading lmao"

I never will understand you brainlets, you guys do realise your words have no impact and never will on this fourm or anywhere else. Maybe go back to /pol/,/mu/,/r9k/ or whatever shit hole u came from I'd bet /a/?

>> No.12822601

>>12822399
>>12822411
this

>> No.12822604

>>12822598
>The generic you is primarily a colloquial substitute for "one."
It's not hard to understand, ESL friend.

>> No.12822607

>>12822604
And using one in that sentence is still weird.

>> No.12822610

>>12822395
(You)

>> No.12822615

>>12822607
And you can't fucking do anything about it you illiterate foriegn retard. Holy fuck.

>> No.12822616

>>12822615
>foriegn

>> No.12822617

>>12822399
It's Pewdiepies influence desu, all the dungeon weebs have come crawling out of /a/ to this fourm ever since this faggot Pewdiepie started these book reviews. We always crucified weebs on this fucking fourm now the weebs take up 50% of this fourm with random bs threads like this one, what do you know the weebs are replacing the old /lit/ boomers destroying the place, Its another Great Replacement. Well I guess I'll to pick up on my Philosophy because every other thread gets infested with weebs,/pol/,/r9k/ and 90% of the time none of the fags flaming your thread have even read anything at all.

>> No.12822626

>>12822616
>literally can't read

>> No.12822635

>>12822626
this is just sad

>> No.12822639

>>12822399
OP here. Just to clarify things, I'm not a weeb, I haven't watched a single anime show in years, read manga sparingly, and have no interest whatsoever in japanese culture or language. It's just that I find anime girl images highly expressive and reflective of the particular mood found in the accompanying text. The other alternative was to post an ironic stock photo found in google.

>> No.12822641

>>12822635
>english doesn't make sense I have no idea what you're even trying to say ;_;
>lol u switched two letters around I learnt that word
I wish autism was fatal. Thank god you are a miserable piece of shit with an awful life.

>> No.12822648

>>12822641
>>english doesn't make sense I have no idea what you're even trying to say ;_;
dishonest paraphrasing
pathetic

>> No.12822653

>>12822395
Indeed, 4chan and fortnite are much better uses of your time.

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>>12822648
>s-stop making fun of my failure to understand a sentence a native child wouldn't bat an eye at ;_;
>remember your typo!
I agree, you are pathetic.

>> No.12822661

>>12822653
This but without a hint of sarcasm

>> No.12822669

>>12822657
>>remember your typo!
you've now brought it up more times than me
was it very traumatic for you?

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>> No.12822682

>>12822669
imagine trying to be smug like this with your butchered shitskin grammar

>> No.12822686

>>12822682
imagine being you

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>>12822686
Yes, that -is- the generic implication of that meme. You finally managed to figure it out!

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>>12822695
>!

>> No.12822711

In a way, OP is right.

How many novels can you really say to be as good as Ficciones, by Borges? How many novels are as good as the collected poems of T.S. Eliot? How many novels attain such a high realm of aesthetic achievement as the complete poetry of Kavafis? Besides D. Quijote, Ulysses, La Recherche and perhaps three or four Russian books, is there any novel as great as the Book of Job or the Gospels?

>> No.12822712

>>12822704
tfw you are probably so cripplingly autistic and unable to understand written english you believe that was sincere. Large oof.

>> No.12822715

>>12822712
>Large oof

>> No.12822718

>>12822715
>he genuinely cannot understand 4chan
wow

>> No.12822721

>>12822718
stop talking to yourself

>> No.12822723

>>12822718
That’s a humongous eep from me

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>>12822582
>>12822591
>>12822595
>>12822598
>>12822604
>>12822607
>>12822615
>>12822616
>>12822626
>>12822635
>>12822641
>>12822648
>>12822657
>>12822669
>>12822682
>>12822686
>>12822695
>>12822704
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>>12823005
I was only the first few posts and then some other anon took over.

>> No.12823565

>>12822399
>>12822411
based and checkedpilled

>> No.12823581

>>12822639
your still a weeb. else you wouldn't be here with your shit opinion

>> No.12823621

>>12822711
the sprawl trilogy.
> Mentions T.S Eliot but not shelly?
although it was written in the last 50 years so people on /lit/ might hear of it in a few decades. people here are jokers and i doubt highly that they've ever read half the shit they claim

>> No.12823637

>>12822617
Pewdiepie says people should read more fiction

>> No.12823840

>>12823637
He means as opposed to self help

>> No.12823848

>>12823840
Go away pewds.
More like pseudiepie.
Haha.

>> No.12823960

>>12822395
One thinks with a watch in one’s hand even as one eats one’s lunch whilst reading the latest news of the stock market, one lives as one might always "miss out on something". "Rather do anything rather than nothing" : this principle too is just a noose to throttle all culture and good taste. Just as all forms are visibly perishing by the haste of the workers, the feeling for form itself, the ear and eye for the melody of movements are also perishing. The proof of this may be found in the universal demand for gross obviousness in all those situations in which human beings wish to be honest with one another for once - in their associations with friends, women, relatives, children, teachers, pupils, leaders and Princes : One no longer has time or energy for ceremonies, for being obliging in an indirect way, for esprit in conversation, and for otium at all. Living in a constant chase after gain compels people to expend their spirit to the point of exhaustion in continual pretence and overreaching and anticipating others. Virtue has come to consist in doing something in a shorter time than another person. And so there are only rare hours of sincere intercourse permitted: in them, however, people are tired, and would not only like "to let themselves go," but to stretch their legs out wide in awkward style. The way people write their letters nowadays is quite in keeping with the age; their style and spirit will always be the true "sign of the times." If there be still enjoyment in society and in art, it is enjoyment such as over worked slaves provide for themselves. Oh, this moderation in "joy" of our cultured and uncultured classes! Oh, this increasing suspiciousness of all enjoyment! Work is winning over more and more the good conscience to its side: the desire for enjoyment already calls itself "need of recreation," and even begins to be ashamed of itself. "One owes it to one's health," people say, when they are caught at a picnic. Indeed, it might soon go so far that one could not yield to the desire for the vita contemplative, (that is to say, excursions with thoughts and friends), without self contempt and a bad conscience. Well! Formerly it was the very reverse: it was "action" that suffered from a bad conscience. A man of good family concealed his work when need compelled him to labour. The slave laboured under the weight of the feeling that he did something contemptible: the "doing" itself was something contemptible. "Only in otium and bellum is there nobility and honour:" so rang the voice of ancient prejudice!

>> No.12824036

I'm fucking sick of all these garbage threads. /lit/ is filled with trash now, there isn't even one single worthwhile post in the whole catalog.

>> No.12824039

>>12824036
k

>> No.12824053

If you don't like reading longer books then cool/No one fucking cares so thanks for wasting time writing this thread. I hope you die.

>> No.12824056

>>12822395
A thread does for this faggotry
End your fucking life, you nobook fuckface

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>>12822395

>> No.12824237

>>12823840
self help isn't bad per se.

>> No.12824258

>>12823960
Use paragraphs to make your walls readable in the future. Thank you.

>> No.12824313

>>12823960
20 words or less, sperg