/lit/ - Literature

your mother's virginity

>>12813075
>How do you know my name? I’ve never seen you in my life.

Pardon mais les petites comédiennes des cours Florent sont plus simple à baiser

>>12813075
How to Escape Degenerate Thots with Inflated Senses of Self-Importance. Funnily enough, I found comparisons between the research in there and the work Why The Pathology of OPs Faggotry. Interesting reads; both of them.

>>12813075
O - northanger abbey : ) - it’s really fun

>nose ring
disgusting

>>12813075
>Notes from the Underground. Why are you bothering me? Surely you have better things to do. I am not interested in you in the slightest, surely you knew that, seeing me sitting alone, that i did not want to talk with anyone. You are not the brightest, are you?

>>12813075
>"120 days of sodom. Next I'll reread Lolita and O Anjo Pornografico. They all remind me so much of my life."

>>12813075
>looks over her right shoulder on the shelf behind her
>"uhhh Cockers"

>implying a woman would willingly talk to me

>>12813256
I was literally going to post this but figured it wouldn't be funny enough.
it still isn't but at least I'm not shaming myself for such a bad joke

>I don't have any money and you won't like me. Save us both some time and please leave me alone.

>>12813309
Not having any money isn’t a problem. It’s more like a challenge.

See if the woman will pay for you etc

:3

>>12813075
Reading is for cowards, i walk through bookstores with disdain for you and yours.

>>12813075
I pretend I think she's speaking to someone else and ignore her.

>>12813317
Try not having money. You can't even get a cup of coffee.

Τι θες γαμώ την ζώη σου μορή πουτάνα

>>12813348
I’ve been there man. I know it sucks.

Right now I lost my wallet so I’m waiting to get it back. I’m surviving on solely Uber and Ubereats lol :3

>>12813075
>that's a library, not a coffee shop
I hold up the book so she can see the title. I don't say anything.

>>12813369
>I hold up the book so she can see the title. I don't say anything.

>>12813075

>>12813075
"Infinite Jest, no fuck off you fucking stupid looking cunt, go read Stephen King, hey what are you doing later?"

>>12813256
I laughed, anon

>>12813369
>>12813377
fuck this is what i do when someone asks what i'm reading, is it autistic?

>>12813075
No hablo inglés.

>>12813467
>not actually verbally responding to someone when they asked you a question irl

>>12813472
Lmao
>is it autistic?

>>12813080
She didn't call you your name, she called you anon. Now you have to figure out how she knows that you post on 4chan.

>>12813075
>"Sorry, I'm not interested in girls with dyed hair and nose rings. You have blue eyes and you're not showing too much skin, though, so you have potential. Come back once you've sorted that other shit out. Wait, you are a Catholic, right? Anyway, we can get you confirmed once you sort that shit out. I'll be here reading Osamu Dazai's critically acclaimed semi-autobiographical novel 'No Longer Human' with a melancholy expression on my face."

A girl came up to me and basically asked me this while i was reading waiting for a ride home. Problem was i was reading Crash by JG Ballard and had to explain in a round about fashion what it was while not looking like a goddamn creep. Took me completely by surprise.

>>12813317
I meant that if she was talking to me it's probably because she wanted money out of me.This has happened in real life to me.

I messed around with tinder for a while and the only "success" I had was one time when I invited a seemingly enthusiastic girl to a bar for a drink. I arrived just on time and didn't see her, so I waited, and after about five minutes she sent me a text saying "Ok, I'm just outside but can you do something for me?"
I agree.
"Could you paypal me $50 just so I know you really want to meet? I'll send it right back to you, I promise. I just want to be sure you actually want to meet me."
"I'm at the bar, of course I wanted to meet you," I texted back.
But she was persistent. I sat there for a moment, thinking about the aching chasm of loneliness in my life and I thought maybe somehow if I paypal'd her the money maybe she would actually return it to me and come inside. That was probably the saddest moment of desperation in my life.
Eventually I told her to fuck off and I didn't send her anything, but even the thought of potentially doing it sent me into a bit of a spiral. I deleted the app after that. I'm not some mgtow or volcel or whatever, I just kinda gave up after that.

>>12813541
Yeah dating apps are ruining society

Just go to a Brony convention

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eyppPcUGU0w

>>12813532
Inexplicable shit. I can't believe someone would actually disturb a stranger reading in public. A woman serving me at a coffee counter asked me if I'd just eaten Italian food. I promptly and sincerely apologized for my onion breath. She said, "T-that's OK, I like it." They truly are incomprehensible.

>>12813075
What phenotype is this?

>>12813532
This also happened to me while I was reading Blood Meridian not long after I got to the part where one of the indians bashes those babies' heads in against rocks.
I just told her it's a Western and she lost interest.

>>12813593
As an English person, I'd say she looks quite English (clothing too)

>>12813593
Phénotype de fiotasse. Anthropologiquement c'est une merde, un sous-homme. Elle a une grosse tête avec un tout petit corps. Mutant.

sup bby

i'd slam my fucking forehead onto whatever hard-surfaced object lies nearest to me.

>>12813075
why would I be reading in a coffeeshop?

Tao Lin. She looks like an art-hoe, it might go over well.

>>12813933
he was accused of rape so no

>>12813973
Shit, I didn't know. In that case I'm only reading his books to help better address the dreadful issue of masculinity.

>>12813973
Are there any male celebrities out there who haven't been accused of rape?

Itt coping with me getting to have a woman be there for me that I picked up off 4channel

She is a qt, and is someone who I assume likes the attention from me because sometimes she will go hours and then only respond to me or when I’m on :3

>>12813482
okay
>Why are you calling me 'anon'?

>>12813075
This is going to sound edgy as fuck, but I think I finally understand the male impulse to rape.

I look at her and feel two things at once:

Utter disgust with her personality and full knowledge she's a horrible person who I would gladly throw in the gutter

Sexual attraction

The only clear reaction to that combination of feelings is rape. It satisfies both the lust and the rejection of her humanity.

>>12813075
In all honesty, far too asymmetrical.

>>12814335

>>12813541
dating apps are only good in that intelligent men get redpilled super fast.
I'm glad I saw this dating world for what it is.
I lost my head for a while but once you pick up Esther Villar it all makes sense.

>>12813503

A collection of writings by Peter Sotos. Have you heard of him?

Grab her by her septum ring and tell her to suck me dry or I tear it off along with a chunk of her nose.

>>12813075
for disturbing me reading an Analysis of marx by a gay jewish nigger i would throw my coffee in her face then procede to rape her infront of everyone to assert my dominance

>>12814335
this is my favourite pasta

The Nigger of the Narcissus

>>12813075
if you are a police officer you are required to identify yourself

pig

>>12815325
Not true. There would be no such thing as undercover police work. They only have to identify themselves when they make the physical arrest.

>>12813075
I just vomit profusely

>>12813610
Yea that makes sense. I’ve seen people from Poland or thereabouts with a similar look. Very cute.
>>12813625
l’autisme parle

>>12813075
we talk about books and maybe eventually hook up
>>12813232
false. hot
>>12813317
you're hella fucked, mate
>>12814355
they work fine you're doing it wrong or you're not wasting enough time
>>12814406
fuck you
>>12815325
that's actually not true. they can lie

>>12813075
"leave me alone, anglo scum. i only date light skinned latinx."

>>12813075
A sincere smile and honest reply.
I’d try to go on about it, strike up a conversation

This literally never happens

>>12815857
It happens to me all fucking night long where I work and I’m reading mathematics usually :3

>>12815863
Stop using my face, plagiarist.

>>12814376
Wtf are the books actually about. I’ve seen a ton of reviews where retards just go on and on about how evil and vile they are but I can’t find a synopsis of them anywhere.

>>12815857
Sure it does. It’s usually old men who though

>>12815877
That is my actual face. And butterfly will remember because she knows I work these nights. She’s smart enough

>>12815893
For you, maybe.

That’s hilarious that old men hit on women that much, but I can guarantee it’s like that across the board now that I think about it.

You’re so cute. You think everyone else has the same experience you do :3

>>12815937
Fucking kill yourself you miserable faggot.

>>12813075
knowing me, i'd probably tell her to "fuck off"

>>12813532
based and ballardpilled

>>12813886
kek

>YES!
>YES I AM READING!
>LOOK AT ME READ YOU IMBECILE!
>WHATS THAT?!
>YOU CAN ONLY READ 17 PAGES PER MINUTE? ILLITERATE BABOON, I SCOFF AT YOU!

>>12813309
>playing hard to get are you? tehe

>>12813241
don't call me Shirley

>"sneezes directly at her face"

>>12814260
me

>>12813085
Grave mec

>>12814260
Many? I mean it’s not even like a slight majority were accused of rape: Just a select minority

>>12813471
heh. i'd just come out of a Russian language class, waiting for the bus, reading an issue of Krokodil when two mormons came up and asked if i wanted to hear about their faith.

"Prostitye, pozhaluista, ya nye govoryu po-anglisky"

"Oh! terribly sorry." (backs away)

>>12813075
that's not a coffeeshop

>>12815835
>>>12815325 (You)
>that's actually not true. they can lie


so can I.

>>12813075
>deep, annoyed exhale through my nose
>close book by slamming the cover
>calmly walk out the coffee shop

>>12813075
and a shiny nickel for the girl who states the obvious.

>>12817030
Kek, I pull this one aswell sometimes even though I perfectly well understand what they say. Autism amusement at its finest

>>12813482
>how she knows I post on 4chan
because I'm not actually reading, just shitposting about books I've heard about

fanged pneumonia by Nick land
>what's it about anon?
oh, you wouldn't understand it, try reading hegel, marx, kant, deluze and a few science fiction works, then we can talk

>>12817106
>hegel, marx, kant, deluze
pseuds
>science fiction
fag shit

>>12813241

>reading in a public space
>wants to be alone

alright anon

>>>/r9k/51609674

For butterfly when she wakes up. (The thread was originally in /lit/)

>>12813075
Stare forward nervously in silence trying not to focus on something that could make me hurl from embarrassment until she takes a hint and leaves, preferably without saying anything to disparaging

>>12813075
I don't read in coffeeshops and I don't read to attract the attention of imaginary hollow sources of validation that incels believe women to be.

>>12813075
>Look around the room to make sure she's actually addressing me
>Stare at her in confusion

>>12813075
a nosering should never be on a face that innocent but when it is

>>12817915
a face can't be innocent if the person underneath isn't

>>12813541
>volcel
You can't be voluntary if you have given up. You are an unredeemable incel. You aren't alone tho

>>12813075
Say the truth?

>>12818180
What if multiple women all my life has asked to be my girlfriend and/or if I'd sleep with them but I said no because I'm asexual?

>>12814355
>Esther Villar
>So I hadn't imagined broadly enough the isolation I would find myself in after writing this book. Nor had I envisaged the consequences which it would have for subsequent writing and even for my private life - violent threats have not ceased to this date.
sounds pretty redpilled, is the book actually good?

>>12813503
Okay, now this is based

>>"Hey anon, what ya reading there? :)"
>And your response is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMqKhyIRe6w

>oh hey there
>I'm just reading some Goethe
>"""accidentally"" trip over my bag which falls on the ground and reveals its dirty secret
>dozens of sex books which I carry around for such occassions, she can see them, everyone can see them on the ground
>girl instantly gets wet around her pussy, I can smell it
>bingo

>>12813075
Tarrants manifesto, why do you ask ?

>>12815857

It happened to me in an airport and i was reading 2666 by Bolano (new on the board, didnt know he's fame here). We just talked. She was supossedly running away from le creppy dudes, and found me normal enough. We drank a beer and thats it normal things happen if you actually get out of your house you know

A coffeeshop, reading in. Dislike it intensely. A claptrap gesture and a slapdash social signal.

>>12813075
Mein Kampf

>>12813578
That's fucking funny.

>>12819391
yeah, like nabo lived such a hard life WRITING BOOKS lmao

>>12813075
The room, you should learn how to do it sometimes.

>>12813270
Hey, it gave me a chuckle anyway

>>12813075
chin reduction surgery for dummies

>>12813085
Non merci, quitte a payer 2000 balles pour baiser, je préfère le week end dans un bordel de Genève.

>>12813262
this

>>12813262
Only if she pities you

>>12813075
Fuck off ya cunt

>Heh, so are you gonna kiss 'em anon?

>>12815333
thats the meme dummy

>>12813256
da dum tschh!
thanks for the chuckle anon

*smacks book against forehead multiple times while gibbering*

>>12813478

>>12814406
Fucking based

>>12818195
Then you are a faggot

>>12813467
i close the book and hold up the cover to them, or spine if its easily legible, and verbalize the name and author, I find people are very receptive to the auditory and visual pairing of communication

>>12813075
A book.

>>12823345
i skimmed this entire thread just to find this response. figured itd be one of the very first tbqh

>>12813232
DROPPED

I would tell her what I am reading, and make a comment about how I have to hurry and read it because my gf wants to read it after me. Then I'd try wheeling her to see if she would want to be mine and my girlfriend's fuck buddy since our last one is moving away.

>>12813085
Vraiment ? La seule comédienne du cours Florent que je connais est ma cousine, sentmalmec.