/lit/ - Literature

>>12809215
Fuck off illiterate; I'm busy shitposting on /lit/.

>help you? all we have to do is read the syllabus. are you stupid?

>>12809215
>bottle blonde
>puke all over her

>>12809215
Let me see your dick

Sorry man, not into roleplaying

huh? I don't study english but yeah sure whatever

i kill her via blunt force trauma to the head, for the lols

>>12809220
This

Only if u listen to bladee with me in my car

>>12809251
>>12809256
incredibly based answers

>>12809215
>niggerbitch I need someone to help ME with the dumb assignment.
>goddamn literary criticism is a shitty discipline.
>anyway, can I sniff your sweaty feet and armpits?

>>12809215

I swear something is wrong with me. I see beautiful women and I just want to strangle them, tie them up and beat their ass until it is bruised. I want them go be crying and screaming. I basically just want to brutalize them when I fuck them and manipulate them into craving it.

Y?

>>12809267
I don't know.

>>12809267
I see. Do you feel this when men dress up as women too?

>>12809297

No.

>>12809312
Tell us then anon; who hurt you? What did she do to you? Surely you don't want to meet beauty with anger and violence.

>>12809326

I don't have any kind of jaded complex about having been hurt by women. My relationship with my mom is good, never had probems with my sisters and get along fine with them. No bad breakups that made me resentful.

It is perplexing to me why I am like this because there is nothing that seems to have caused it.

Help as long as I'm not doing it for her.

>>12809215

No.

>>12809215
I don’t pay attention in class, and I rarely do the assigned work, you’ll have better luck elsewhere

I just want a nice sweet gril who will poopy in my asshole.

>>12809215
>that clown-tier makeup
yeah that's gonna have to be a no from me

>>12809215
Ask straight up:
Are you asking because :
A) you think i'm cute
B) you need *my* help because i'm the most willing and capable person in class
C)you hope to piggyback off my work/ideas for your benefit with no romantic intention towards me, because you are a gradedigger.

Ans: ______

If refusing to answer, state reason here.


Sign here in indication that any answer given may be xposted on 4chan:______

Now that the burden of risk is removed, the ones that you catch will all be keepers.

If you stay incel because of this approach, it is only because you have been spared of being a heartbroken incel and 3-10 years friendzoned orbitting.

t. former incel, married

>>12809326
Presumption.

Beauty-baiting, cocktease friendzoning for free IT help, GOTIS, Sasha Grey "and im priddy too" libfem posturing. All punchworthy behaviour.

NAWALT, maybe, but even 4/10s exhibit this behaviour, and it only worstens the higher /10 they score.

>>12809215
>flex a cep
>of course, but let's get a drink somewhere first

>>12809215
Thanks heartily for this greentext, good gentlememer, but please may I have another?

My dad deleted my /lit/ meme folder and I cannot on my life find the Divine Comedy greentext.

one week later...

>hey stacey, it's me anon. i did your homework for you last week, remember? stacey?

>>12810691
This is why you keep time-stamped proofs.

Post that shit on the internet, send an anonymous email linking the stacy to wordforword plagiarism, wait for her to get her A retconned into a U and b&.

>>12810691
>>12810745
A stacy that needs help with English homework of all things.

Lazy brainlets can be flanked and spanked with little to no effort.

>>12809379
Some people are just born psychopaths
Learn how to get away with it and you're good, who knows maybe you'll try it one day and it will feel weird or disgusting

Or maybe you'll try it and you'll need to scratch another itch and before you know it you're addicted to fucking severed heads and cannibalism...

>>12810691
mfw i did half her presentation and she forgets my name

>>12810691
>that look of disgust as she chokes back an impulse of bile

...Moar

>what do bros

Smash that hog