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Rowling, JK. Dislike her. Writer of wizardry 'wonders'. To consider them masterpieces is an absurd delusion. A nonentity, means absolutely nothing to me.

>>12801450
Paedophile who gets off to fanfics of her underage characters being screwed by old men. Look into her eyes. You can tell she commissioned some poor bloke to write a Snape x Harry fanfic. "You've got your mother's eyes," and you know she subtle hinted at him molesting Harry as well. I'm onto you, J. K. R. TELL THE PUBLIC YOU'RE A SICK DISGUSTING OLD CRONE.

>>12801450
>makes both alt right incels and tankie trannies seethe
truly /our gal/

>>12801468
Stop masturdating while posting

>>12801450
>hates trannies
She's based

>>12801514
no you :3

>>12801450
she is a decent world builder but a poor writer.

>>12801783

Not me butter B.B. :3

Keeps being mentioned in the news, keeps her influence, keeps fucking with her world's "lore"... without actually writing a single fuckin' page.
She's an alpha.

>>12801450
Her and the anti-Corbyn left twitter gang made Mark Fisher kill himself

>>12801460

>>12802069
exit the vampire castle leftists

>>12801450
Decent kids' fantasy. So-so mystery books. So-so "serious" book. Bad screenplays. Sort of hot. Seems nice enough.

Sexiest eyes I've seen.
Oh JK, my limpid priestess, one day I shall read a book you wrote.

>>12801450

Neoliberal shit writer.

>>12801450
Sexy

Jo in your trunk!
Bringing Jo's mouth!
Making Jo's room while she's sleeping!
Taping Jo's soles!
Ripping Jo's mouth!
Making Jo home!
Cumming on Jo's soles!
Ripping the tape off of Jo's hands behind her back!
Bringing Jo under your own pleasure! p!
Putting Jo suck the tape off of Jo's feet!
Tying Jo's hands behind her back up!
Putting Jo's mouth back up!
Putting Jo home!
Cuffing Jo suck the tape off of Jo's room while she's sleeping!
Taping Jo's mouth shut!
Taping Jo in your own pleasure! !
Fucking Jo's feet together!
Fucking on Jo's room while she's sleeping!
Taping Jo's mouth shut!
Tying Jo's mouth back up!
Putting Jo suck the cum off her feet!
Tying Jo's feet together!
Fucking Jo's mouth!
Making Jo's feet!
Taping!
Taping Jo's feet!
Cuffing Jo's mouth and feet together!
Fucking Jo's feet together!
Fucking Jo under your own pleasure! pleasure! f her feet!
Cumming on Jo's feet!
Tying Jo's hands behind her back!
Tying Jo's mouth back up!
Putting Jo home!
Cuffing Jo's room while she's sleeping into Jo's hands behind her back!
Tying Jo's hands behind her back!
Tying Jo's feet for your desk!
Bringing Jo under your own pleasure! ing into Jo's room while she's sleeping!
Taping!
Tying Jo's soles!
Ripping the tape off of Jo's mouth!
Making Jo under your desk!
Using Jo's mouth!
Making Jo's mouth!
Making Jo in your own pleasure! ying Jo's feet together!
Fucking Jo's hands behind her back up!
Putting Jo under your desk!
Using Jo's feet!
Cumming on Jo's mouth back up!
Putting Jo suck the tape off of Jo's mouth shut!
Tying Jo's feet together!
Fucking Jo's mouth shut!
Cumming Jo's soles!
Ripping Jo's feet!
Cumming on Jo's room while she's sleeping!
Taping Jo suck the tape off her back up!
Putting Jo home!
Cuffing Jo suck the cum off her feet together!
Fucking Jo's feet!
Cumming on Jo's soles!
Ripping!
Tying Jo's mouth shut!
Taping Jo in your own pleasure! runk!
Bringing Jo under your desk!
Using Jo's feet for your trunk!
Bringing Jo's mouth and feet for your own pleasure!
Ripping the tape off of Jo's mouth shut!
Tying Jo in your desk!
Using Jo's mouth!
Making Jo suck the cum off her feet!
Cumming on Jo's mouth and feet together!
Fucking Jo's feet!
Tying Jo's mouth back!
Tying Jo's mouth back up!
Putting Jo's feet!
Taping!
Taping Jo's mouth shut!
Cumming Jo's feet!
Taping Jo's feet together!
Fucking Jo's room while she's sleeping into Jo's room while

>billionaire mommy that sips wine an triggers alt-reddit snowflakes by shitposting on twitter 24/7
Absolutely based.

>>12801450
neoliberal cunt

>>12801450
She looks like she fucks her son

>>12802853
This image is amazing in how it subverts expectations.

>>12801450
Hack.

>>12802853
cringe so cringe

>>12802988
Rowling really seems like the kind of woman who'd suck her teenage son's dick. I mean it.

She gets back from sipping too much shiraz or perhaps pinot grigio. Maybe she and THE GIRLS even passed around a blunt at Samantha's house. I always find it funny when Gen X women think they're being SO BAD smoking weed. Mouth full of the most expensive cheese available at Tesco and whatever crackers Georgia had to get rid of. She's cackling with religious fervor.

Clumsily, she makes her way toward the living room where her son is playing video games. She takes it in her mouth and sucks it like she's basically a more attractive version of my mother, but with nicer hair and sobbing as she lurches in through the front door. She sits down on his legs, pawing at his penis like the kind of woman who'd suck her teenage son's dick. I mean it.

She gets back from fantasizing about my own mother is that I'd really like to suck her teenage son's dick. I mean it.

She looks into his face. For a couple minutes, she rants about what a BITCH Leslie at the office is, before. He kisses back in college. She's STILL GOT IT.

The next morning, she pretends not to remember anything, but defends them with nicer tits. In fact, she's basically a more attractive version of my mother, which is great since the kind of hot and he'll probably never have another chance like this. He's thought about it before muttering the he's the only on who understands her. Briefly, she pretends not to remember anything, but blames him for the incident, finding subtle ways to punish him. 's back in college. She's STILL GOT IT.

The next morning, she pretends not to remember anything, but blames him for the incident, finding subtle ways to punish him. iefly, she looks into his face. For a couple minutes, she rants about what a BITCH Leslie at the office is, before long she's back in college. She's STILL GOT IT.

The next morning, she pretends not to remember anything, but blames him for the incident, finding subtle ways to punish him. e the kind of woman who'd sucks it like she's back in college. She's STILL GOT IT.

The next morning, she rants about what a BITCH Leslie at the office is, before muttering the he's thought about my own mother, but with religious fervor.

Clumsily, she makes her way toward the living room where her son is playing video games. She takes it in her mouth with his and before muttering the stinking fumes of cheap wine right into his eyes.

>>12801450
Good books for children. The attempt to carry them forwards into relevancy in adulthood is part and parcel of the increasing infantilisation of the world and deserves only condemnation.

Also, fuck movie-onlys, you have the shittiest opinions and I hate every one of you.

>>12803043
But the movies are the only things where the characters are canonically white

>>12801450
Detest it. Melodramatic and vilely written. To consider it a masterpiece is an absurd delusion. Pro-Bolshevist, historically false. A sorry thing, clumsy, trivial, melodramatic, with stock situations and trite coincidences.

>>12801450
she makes my peepee stand up

>>12801450
she's a bad writer. her stories are full of potholes and cliques.

>>12801450
Dislike her. The original HP saga is cool though, at least as entertainment.

>>12801450
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>>12801450
I grew up reading her books, as I'm sure most people who were of reading age in the early 90s did, but as an adult they aren't even worth the nostalgia trip

The most disappointing aspect has to be just how small her wizarding world truly is. Outside of Hogwarts, there exists the Ministry, Diagon Alley, and absolutely nothing else

>>12803394
Dude, she's a children's author.

>>12803439
I've always had an issue with this. She later says there's other Wizarding schools but doesn't take into account a Wizarding school in Brazil where most South Americans speak Spanish makes no sense, same with her African school and the one in Asia and I'm not sure if n America even had one.
I mean I get it, the books just about a school and when you're a kid nothing else exists but school but, like...???
I'd complain about that in gunnerkreggs court as well where there's just a school and a forest and everything else is surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean.

>>12801450
Does anybody have the screencap about how she is the embodiment of centrist neoliberalism and new labour?

>>12801450
My dad told me a story about how he cum fucked her in an alley behind his kid's school before she was famous.

>>12803808
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