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1276681 No.1276681 [Reply] [Original]

If you were going to spend a night fucking one author (let's assume it's the author in their prime) who would it be and why?

I'd probably just go with good ol' Plath, basically because it'd be funny to me.

>> No.1276684

My wife.
Adultery is wrong.

>> No.1276686

Didn't Obama right a book. I'd proly stick it to the man

>> No.1276688

Ayn Rand.

>> No.1276690

Personally I don't fantasize about having sex with many authors...but I suppose if I was going to, I'd want to do it to someone famous. I'd nail Jesus.

>> No.1276696

Ayn Rand use to get freaky. She threw her keys in the bowl a few times back in the day

>> No.1276702

>>1276696
I can confirm this. Good choice.
>>1276690
Did he actually write anything? I dunno. If so, the sex would be.... HEAVENLY KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>> No.1276714
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1276714

madame de lafayette
yeeaaah, come on, you know you wanna

>> No.1276719

I'd go threeway with Mary and Percy Bysshe Shelley

>> No.1276721
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1276721

Hannah Arendt is kinda pretty. This is hard. There are few good female writers, and even fewer pretty female writers.

>> No.1276724

>>1276719
Fuck yourself. Them ain't the rules.
>>1276714
Yeah she's a looker. I'd like to peel off her merkin with my teeth.
>>1276721
That's not even approaching pretty. If they aren't good, pick a bad one and grudge fuck. Also, I thought there were more girls on /lit/ than other boards. I was expecting to see more male authors. I am disappoint.

>> No.1276730
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>>1276714
awesome choice. I think I'd have to agree. Though Lady Murasaki might be a close second (actually w/m. de Lafayette, a ménage à trois would be a distinct possibility).

>> No.1276731
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1276731

chubby, but sexual

>> No.1276746
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>>1276730
How 'bout a ménage à trois with Simone de Beauvoir.

>> No.1276753

>>1276696

Threw her keys in the bowl?

>> No.1276762

>>1276753

Key parties. Swinger thing.

>> No.1276765

>>1276731

Chubbies are awesome. The ones that can cook are even better.

>> No.1276768

>>1276762

Ah.

Sie war Ayn Randy bitch.

>> No.1276787
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1276787

If I could get Christopher Marlowe to be on bottom, I would so totally fuck him.

>> No.1276790

If rape counts as sex, Ayn Rand.

If not, James Joyce. I like 'em kinky.

>> No.1276793
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1276793

>>1276790
Rape is the only kind of sex Ayn Rand knew.

anyway, Bronte Sisters foursome would be awesome.

>> No.1276804

>>1276793

Ooh, good idea. It'd have to be before they all got TB, though.

>> No.1276823

A young Robert Frost.

>> No.1276830
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1276830

Anne Sexton.

>> No.1276839

Lou Andreas-Salomé

>> No.1276842
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1276842

Carson McCullers

She's plain and a lesbian but there's just something about her.

>> No.1276849
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1276849

no real reason

>> No.1276853

>>1276731

I've always wanted to ruin her in the kitchen, smash some food between those jugs and rail away. Goddamn.

>> No.1276859
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>> No.1276864
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>>1276859
My body is ready.

>> No.1276868

>>1276849
i think the reason might be that she's very attractive

>> No.1276871

>>1276842
Kind of a Mel from Flight of the Conchords thing going on, I can see the appeal

>> No.1276876
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>>1276859
you're a sick pedo dude
>>1276863
Dammit, yeah, she was the one I was thinking of before but I couldn't remember her name. Never read anything by her, but I'd bang her, definitely.
<- here's a better picture of her
>>1276864
Needs to be a writer you'd bang. He's a musician.

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1276885

Marquis de Sade

>> No.1276894
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1276894

Truman Capote c1947

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1277016

>>1276894

I can *almost* see the appeal of the young Truman Capote---since he has that slutty bottom bitch look in his eyes---except it's always struck me that there's something about those famous youthful pictures of him where he looks, uh, just a tiny bit retarded.

Haven't you ever thought that?

I mean if that's why you're into him, who am I to judge. But honestly that's why I can't fap to the young Truman Capote. He just looks a little, uh, Downsy. Like he's going to come at me like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows, because he wants cake.

Am I the only one who thinks he looks kind of retarded in these pictures?

>> No.1277022

>>1277016

Thanks for the laugh /lit/, I needed it.

>> No.1277028
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>>1276863
>>1276876
At this age though.

>> No.1277031

david foster wallace

>> No.1277033

>>1276753
i was wondering too, thanks!

>>1276787
>>1276793
>>1276859
lawl good stuff

>> No.1277036
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>>1276885
kinky ^_^

and yea, i'd take Will for a ride

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1277038

Ok, he's not exactly the most handsome of men, but GR gave me erections at multiple points so I figure I should at least return the favour.

>> No.1277044

>>1277016

Nice.

>> No.1277076

>>1277016
oh my god, lol

he looks like a less extremely weird-looking version of this kid i know who is kind of cute now that i know he isn't a FAS baby