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>German colloquial word for mobile phone is "handy"
Why do Germans talk like basedboys?
"Handy" sounds like "teddy", like a word that a 7 year old girl would use. Bit of unappropriate for an everyday use tool, don't you think?
Not implying that English is any better...

>> No.12740992

How can you think of the word handy and not immediately think of handjobs?

>> No.12741006
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12741006

The Germans are a very perverse and disturbed people. This manifests itself every so often in them throwing a tantrum that nearly burns all of Europe to the ground.

>> No.12741031

>>12741006
What[s the name of the first guy?

>> No.12741046

>>12741031
Wilhelm II

>> No.12741062

>>12741006
This is trite propaganda. The whole "Germany is so evil that we can rightfully pretend that they have no cause" shtick is past worn. The fact that you keep beating the same broken drum in perpetuity proves that you have no legitimate arguments.

>> No.12741098

>>12741062
>t. triggered Schwabe

>> No.12741101

>>12741062
t. Kraut

Look, man, I don't know what to tell you. I'm a neomedievalist at heart. Germany works best when broken up, not united. Let Bavaria be its own thing, let Austria claim the territory it wants to claim, let Saxony be its own thing. Uniting the German-speaking peoples is like uniting the pieces of Exodia, the Forbidden One, in Yu-Gi-Oh. It's just a bad idea, in general.

>> No.12741129
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>>12741062
Beware the eternal Anglo anon. He breeds war and deceit wherever he goes.

>> No.12741206

>>12741101
>Uniting the German-speaking peoples is like uniting the pieces of Exodia, the Forbidden One, in Yu-Gi-Oh. It's just a bad idea, in general.
Fucking KEK

>>12741129
Imagine thinking that picture does not represent the truth

>> No.12742781

>>12741101
>Let Bavaria be its own thing
Please, for the love of God, yes.

>> No.12742876

>>12741006
Needs some Germanic tribesman for obscuring the light of Roma.

>> No.12742943

>>12741006
Why isn’t Hegel included in that pic as well?

>> No.12742961

>>12742943
Hegel is a consequence of Luther

>> No.12742987

>>12740949
Ball-point pen, literally Kugelschreiber. Germanic languages are sexy. Also, learn English, scum.

>> No.12742991

>>12740949
No one uses Handy you dumbass. We call it Mobiltelephon.

>> No.12743244

>Er sprecht kein Deutsch

>> No.12743729

>>12741006
The eternal mistake of the German is to overestimate the rest of Europe. Whether it's in overcoming Papism or fighting Communism, the German assumes that the footnote countries will eventually come around and realize what's in their interest, yet resentment is all they ever have to offer - only to afterwards come crawling back, since they crave the strong hand of German leadership.

>> No.12743741

>rage comics
Posting these should be bannable

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>>12742943

>> No.12743993

>Le long german words XDD
Nobody says Kugelschreiber you dipshit anglo. They say "Kuli"
Gott Strafe England

>> No.12743998

>>12743965
Feeling the boot on your lazy, feminine neck?

>> No.12744066

>>12740992
It's Mobiltelefon

>> No.12744159

>It's another "German is an 'angry' language because I typed the words in all caps and used exclamation points" episode

>> No.12744239

>>12743244
*spricht
(Nette Doppels hast du da.)

>> No.12744898

>>12743993
>Kuli
Another basedboy word like "Handy" haha.
Also, I'm not anglo, don't worry, I said English is bad language too in the OP

>> No.12745881

>>12741062
agree

>> No.12746425

Über allen Gipfeln
Ist Ruh,
In allen Wipfeln
Spürest du
Kaum einen Hauch;
Die Vögelein schweigen im Walde.
Warte nur, balde
Ruhest du auch.