/lit/ - Literature

>>12685707
i would sooner kill myself than buy a flesh light.

>>12685715
i've had two

>>12685715
theyre nice

>>12685695

>>12685721
>>12685722
it's a sign you surrendered in the battle over self

>>12685695
does that work well?

>>12685695
A gun to commit suicide with

>>12685707
Kek.

>>12685789
newfag detected

>>12685733
>>12685733
Based

>>12685736
it got rid of death grip syndrome

>>12685840
You still lost the battle for self control.

>>12685857
fren, believe me when i tell you that my losing streak has begun a long time before i bought a silicon vag.

A cat to judge you while you read lit on the toilet

>>12685840

Christ on a cracker this shit is fucking eye opening.

I had no idea DGS was a thing but it explains a lot of things... thanks anon.

>>12685857
>>12685736
>he fell for the no-fap meme
pathetic

>>12685924
you can also just use lube on your hands if you don't want to buy a fleshlight

>>12685695
Seems like it would put a lot of pressure on your thumb and get uncomfortable quickly. Unless you were reading floppy paperbacks in which case you probably don't need this anyway.

>>12685695
Where can I buy one?

Does anyone know where I can get a good book washer?

>>12686893
get an ozone cleaning machine

>>12686899
Anon wants to clean books, not ozone.

>>12685695

>>12687076

>>12685695
Does anyone know where to get one

>>12685695

>>12687347
>>12685953
thumb book holder


https://www.etsy.com/market/thumb_book_holder

>>12685953
>not whittling one yourself

>>12687100
Seen that pic countless of times and i still cringe everytime i see it. Its even more expensive than their shitty video cam therapy sessions of 50 min.

>>12685885
Underrated

>>12685715
I only got one once I started having actual sex. When you masturbate with your hands your dick loses sensitivity but the fleshlight helps keep it sensitive.

>turning pages
>not having infinite scroll on your tablet
Boomers need to die already.

R/takemymoney

>>12685721
I like onaholes better

>>12687585
whatever you say, subhuman

can't be arsed downloading and reupping photos so here's a list:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/cooltools_legacy/book-darts.jpg
https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-f5ivqqmu/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/190/991/Leather_Book_Wrap_A4_Cognac_Front_with_pen__88123.1465079766.jpg?c=2&imbypass=on
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0114/3512/files/wf_bookstrap_09.jpg

>>12688936
https://distributor.golding.eu/metal-bookmark--KC6738-17--hd.jpg
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81LZxVBl7uL._SX425_.jpg

>>12688936
You are aware you can just paste the image link into the file name dialog and it downloads and uploads it for you? Assuming you use windows.

>>12689047
I am on 4chan since 2009 and I never knew this

>>12689056
I really like my kindle, free books and easy on the eyes. E-ink is nice.
Not the best for pdf though

>>12689060
It's less useful now with all the phone posters.

>>12687585
t. circumcised fag

>>12689047
on a mac, but thanks for the tip!

>>12685721
does one wash it?

>>12687076
I chuckled.

>>12689060
I'm on 4chan since 2007 and on 4channel since 2018 and I didn't know that either.

>>12689139
no, you just cum in it repeatedly and never wash it, before you use it you have to put your nose inside and inhale deeply

>>12689139
piss through it a couple of times and you'll be fine. fresh urine is sterile.

>>12689248
>fresh urine is sterile
Only for healthy people with well functioning kidneys. There are many cases where urine is not sterile.

>>12685721
I had a stoya one. They're a bitch to clean and overall just not worth it

>>12689056
I fucking love this thing, the simple elegance, utility, and convenience for ~99 dollaridoos.

I’d like one of these in my library someday

>>12689993
Not as useful as one would think

>>12685924
aw shit i'm not feelin it

>doesn't smoke a pack and read an entire book in one sitting
are you even trying anon?

>>12687621
>reading on a tablet
you're the only boomer here pal

>>12690701
TAKYON

>>12690765
>smoking

>>12685715
People who masturbate are no different than animals.

>>12690883
T-t-t-t-tism

>>12690883
People are animals

>>12690765
based, except you should be smoking turkish golds instead

>>12687320
not living outside and huffing the primo ozone caused by lightning

>>12690716
the fuck is this

>68 replies, no book wheel
The absolute state of /lit/

>>12690928
Witch hunting kit. You DO hunt witches, right anon?

>>12690953
How does that contraption work? Is it just a space-inefficient bookshelf?

>>12691018

>>12690716
plz explain

Lowkey thinking about getting one of the Hegel.net posters for my dorm room

http://hegel.net/en/e-poster.htm

>>12690765
>Doesnt roll his own from tobacco he has grown
are you even trying?

>>12685885
Post feet

>>12691021
FFFFFFFFFFF

>>12692156
>>12691021
These niggas get laid err night.

Fuckin proletariat women suckin on their dick after a nice roasted turkey leg. Fuckin sick man.

I need dat shit, yo. I need a bookwheel

>>12690588
Lol. You like penis. Admit it

>>12689056
>>12689065
>>12690525
Imagine not owning the books you paid for.

>>12685811
jej

>>12692278
Imaging pirating the book instead of being a price cuck

>>12687585
Completely untrue, I lost sensitivity after I got circumcised later in life (not religious reasons, I just found out late that my dick didn't work due to bizarre defect w/ foreskin, rolled a 1 in genetics apparently), masturbated at least once a day, bj (frequently), anal (infrequently) from ex and from the start of the healing process to meeting my then-gf roughly 3 years later, the only time I had decreased (permanently mind you) sensitivity was in the 2 week time period of recuperation, to anyone reading this do not get circumcised, sex is still a release but even with my previously dysfunctional dick the feeling from masturbating was infinitely better. To describe the feeling, although the head is sensitive it feels numb, sort of like an elbow in the sense that sensations are felt over a larger area instead of a focused point, the shaft still feels the same but if I was to quantify the feeling of euphoria from ejaculation it would be probably an 80% decrease. Oddly enough there's a country out there that tracks the status of the criminal's penis i.e. if it is circumcised or not, I have to wonder if circumcision doesn't predispose people to committing crimes, either through having to go through the horrible traumatic process as an infant (I got it as a young adult and I was practically screaming when I pissed multiple streams, it was a hellish period which induces a cringe with every subsequent reflection).

what a shit thread you guys. these used to be good...

>>12685695
What a meme. This is for normie posting on facebook
>>12690765
Never smoked. Does smoking make reading better? I might start smoking if this is the case.

>>12692884
get on snus, smokes are disgusting, but nicotine makes reading much better, helps you concentrate

>>12692166
>The Sleeping Beauty woke:
>The spit began to turn,
>The woodmen cleared the brake,
>The gardener mowed the lawn.
>Woe’s me! And must one kiss
>Revoke the silent house, the birdsong wilderness?”

>>12692492
Dude, you don't need to circumcise to cure phimosis. I've only just recently cured mine with stretching. It took years because I'm fucking lazy, but if I'd stuck to it on routine it probably would have only taken a few months.
I've been jacking off with my dick head for the first time in my life and it's really fun. I still need to stretch it more so it can slide freely, currently it just gets stuck behind the head, but it's so much better now.

You made a mistake.

>>12690953
>>12691021
>>12692156
Yo. Why not just use bookmarks?

>>12691021
At that point why not just pull them up as pdfs on a computer?

are you guys all fucking deaf?

>>12694237
>tfw tinnitus
silence makes it so much worse

>>12694263
>Post Modern Late Capitalism Fortnite Playing Society
>silence
As if it is a real concern

>>12685857
I use my horse vagina once every 3 days and don't fap in between

>>12693343
Unironically using a sex toy is what finally cured my phimosis

>>12694237
Do you live on a construction zone or something?

>>12690765
>smoking after reading Freud

>>12694465
>benis lmao :-DDD

>>12694263
Tinnitus is just your unconscious attempt to block out reality. Curable only through approaching true being.

>>12690716
Fucking Papists man, and they call us Satanists.

>>12694485
Wrong, it's the dim voice of muses dictating spirit music to you. You think you know better than Beethoven and Schumann?

>>12692278
>paying for ebooks

>>12691833
some catholic thing where they preserve the body parts of high priests who acted saintly, the process making thier body parts holy

catholics are fucking satanists

>>12692278
Imagine buying books

>>12694382
The first time I actually pulled it back past the head was kind of surreal. I was lying in bed, for some reason just started thrusting against my sheets not thinking, and my dick started to feel kinda odd, but not enough for me to really take much notice or think about it.
Then I got up for a proper wank, starting jacking off with some lube and looked down. I saw my foreskin pulled back all the way and assumed there was still a bit of head underneat it because it had kind of a bulge at the opening. But I realised at one point it was just kind of bunched up, and was actually pulled fully back.

I need to get back into my periodic nofaps. I went about a week without jacking off, and rubbing my dickhead with some lube was sending a freaky burning feeling all through my dick which was really great.

>>12694757
This kind of shit makes me unironically like Catholics.

>>12694715
Jets are angels then I guess

>>12694836
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eC9B9rWtK4

>>12694394
worse. I work at the contruction site. At least it is a /lit/ job.

>>12690896
that would be an insult to animals

>>12690883
Just as people who have sex before wedding, truly disgusting. And then people wonder why they want to be removed.

>>12695279
what if you hold off until marriage and then realize her vagina smells bad? you dun goofed.

>>12695286
>her vagina smells bad
I'm sure water is common nowadays in most countries. Would be more surprising if she is actually a virgin, but once again, most people and especially women have the impulse control of an animal.

>>12695102
Construction? Not really, but at least YOU are /lit/, even if your co-workers are not.

I work a business2business gig and we sell to construction companies often. I get to see a lot of different customers throughout the day

>>12695298
All I do is sitting at the somekind of information booth while reading books, dealing with 100 customers a day who can't handle the fact that they can not go through the blocked wall. Sometimes they just seem to pissed at me for wearing earplugs. Not sure why they need someone for providing services to customers who can't spend a single penny because of the construction.

>>12695418
What? I have no clue what your job function is based on that’s description. I think I know why you’re working construction.

>>12695432
"Yes. This entrance. Is. Blocked For construction. You. Can't. Go through."

>>12695541
now's your big chance to dress up as a Nazi officer, anon, and loudly demand "Haben sie Ausweis bitte?" and then "RAUS!"

>>12692278
>it's a lifestyle

>>12694263
same

my parents tried to warn me that going to shitty basement hardcore shows would permanently damage my hearing and that i should at least wear ear protection but i didn't listen

it's my biggest regret in my life

>>12687100
>stephen king without fetal alcohol syndrome on the right

>>12695541
And you read a book while doing that....?!

>>12685715

don't worry, it's free with every copy of Infinite Jest