/lit/ - Literature

I'm going to beat the shit out of him if I ever see him.

Grug cogitate that he will beat out of Green John if in physical proximity of viewing range.

>>12668937
>Proust
>Green
Pick one and only one. Your professor should be burned at the stake

>>12668937
The issue is not that you fell for the meme or that your prof. is a fag.
The issue is that you outed yourself as a turbo-pseud by arguing a matter you knew nothing about.
You deserved it, bucko.

>>12668937

Is there anything worse than men who wear t-shirts underneath collared shirts ? It's a male bra and it's pathetic. This is a surefire sign of a manchild or mentally unstable man on neuroleptic trying to hide the resulting iatrogenic putrid secretions from the his gynecomastic nipples. It's been my experience in life in dealing with such people that they are vastly incompetent and not to be trusted with any responsibility. The quickest way to gauge someone is to look for a t-shirt crease underneath their shirt. If they are, you know they're low IQ and a manchild at best, or severely mentally ill at worst.

>>12668969
wow thats some genuine teenager dialogue right there

>>12669018
I do that an I'm certified 130 IQ.

But I'm unfit to do any job and crippingly depressed so you're probably right.

On the plus side I work in academia so none of that will matter.

>>12668937
walk it off anon, you would not believe how many times I tried to be smart and ended up looking like a dipshit in front of my mentors.
All part of being a student. It's actually expected of you. As long as you take a lesson from this and keep being bright eyed, bushy tailed, fun to be around, do not worry about it.

>>12668969
No teenagers talk like this. John green is big gay

>>12668937
>>pulls out Turtles All The Way Down and another late tier Green cheap YA
>>proceeds to show me prose equivalent to my favorite writer (Proust;he knows this)
What world do you live in where such a thing would happen? What the fuck does equivalent prose even mean?

>>12668937
>Gives credit to 4chan opinions
You fell for all the memes

>>12669063
>I do that an I'm certified 130 IQ.
In other words, you're midwit supreme. When I say low IQ—and yes I should have specified this—I just mean people dumber than myself.
In reality, I hate people in the 100 to 130 range the most. This is the pseud range. Low IQ people will at least realize that I'm more intelligent than them and will momentarily concede defeat in an argument. The midwit? Never. And I never had my means to survival stolen from me from low IQ individuals. Only midwits have competed against me when I was in the workforce, or for admissions and they blocked me at every path. If I ever secure power, you people will suffer the worst. You're going to be sent to reeducation camps and work in the country side.

>>12669084
I had to keep from laughing the whole time I was reading this.

>>12668937
Should've listed DFW for the fav writer to bait Dave fans

>>12668967
It's pasta derived from a Bukowski thread. I think it has potential.

>>12668937
I can't wait for this shitty meme to die

>>12668937
>>mfw I fell for a lit meme and got btfo'ed in front of everyone sounding like an ignorant basedboy
so... you were actually smiling in that very moment?

>>12669084
>defeated by midwits
lmao

>>12669084
You are an absolute retard lmao. You don't know what you're talking about nor how IQ works. Kill yourself.

>>12669084
That's a nice pasta but I'm also Jewish so I'm already headed for the death camp anyway.

>>12669114
Actually it was a Burroughs thread shortly before. God knows how many times it has reincarnated.

I'm suprised at the short memory here, both the Bukowski and the Burroughs thread are still alive.

>>12669075
Wondering the same thing. This must be bait.

>>12669158
lol, that's even worse. Still think there's hope for a various iterations.

>>12669137
seething midwit on the plebbest of all CNS stimulants.

>>12669163
the Foucault one is pretty good tbqh

https://youtu.be/MGn9x4-Y_7A
go to the 19:20
cease fire. he is /ourguy/

>>12668937
AHHAHAHA
FUCKING HELLL
LIT this is GOLD

I know it’s old news at this point, but I’m still in disbelief that john green has all but stopped using his tumblr because of that “c*ck is one of my favorite tastes” copypasta being added onto his post. like there was definitely a time where he used to engage w people, and now it’s jst promoting his other projects & is definitely run by an intern or something. that’s so funny

>>12668937
>tfw been avoiding /b/ all the way up to Uni because /lit/ meme
>tfw get into argument with professor over old /b/
>bring up the usual arguments "old /b/ is a myth for newfags, traps are gay" etc.
>pulls out a rekt thread, a tribute thread, and a dickrate thread
>proceeds to show me degenerate pedo shit equivalent to my favourite writer (Burroughs; he knows this)
>mfw I fell for the lit meme and got btfo'ed in front of everyone sounding like a plebeian midwit boomer

>>12669018
>>12669084

You sound weak minded and bitter. You fail in life because your abilities are mediocre, not because of "midwits" standing in your way.
The way you string together sentences would be unbearable to actually listen to, which leads me to believe that you don't really talk to people. Or maybe you do, but you hide your delusions of grandeur and smile along, because you're afraid of conflicts.

>>12669018
It's good to wear an undershirt that's easily cleanable but especially a v-neck. That way your shirt doesn't carry your odor after multiple washes. That might be your thing, generally that's frowned at in jobs.

>>12668950
>>12668967
>>12669160
>>12669160
See >>12669114
>>12669158

>>12669163
The Burroughs one was almost believable in all fairness.

>>12669181
Care to post ?

>>12669287
>That way your shirt doesn't carry your odor after multiple washes.
Have you not heard of anti-odor spray?

>>12669275
Sounds less clunky than your sentences.

>>12669287
not everyone here is black

>>12669018
based schizophrenic anon

>>12669287
t. american who can't wash his shirts.
nobody wears t-shirts under their shirts in europe except maybe bongland.
unless you're morbidly obese, don't wear deodorant, your argument makes no sense.

>>12668937
You should have stuck to attacking the Crash Course lectures and say how they are just as vacuous and insipid as Wikipedia and Spark Notes. If pressed further, then bring up Nietzsche's argument against Universal Education.

>>12668937
>never ever believing 4chan posters on anything
LMFAO

>>12669299
>Care to post ?
>>12669001

>>12669311
>>12669367
t. low-test odorless boys

>>12669456
It makes for great bait.

>>12669466
Odor powerful enough to taint a shirt is going to seep through your little man bra.

>>12669526
Strong body odour is disgusting.

>>12669018
Its just because i have sensitive nipples.

>>12668937
Your failure doesn't imply that Green is good. It just means that your outspoken opinion was ill formed. Go, read Green. If you enjoy him, either he's better than you thought or you are worse.

>>12669018
Chill the fuck out.

>>12669084
>Midwits beat you in life
I have bad news, anon...

>>12669233
(You)

>>12669018
Please tell me your the only person who thinks like this? WTF! I always dress like that.

>tfw been avoiding pooping :))
>ahaha it's actually constipation D:

>>12669670
please no, corn father

>>12669660
I agree with him. Never understood why one would have a t-shirt under a shirt.

>>12669018
>Is there anything worse than men who wear t-shirts underneath collared shirts

Yes, I can think of dozens of things off the top of my head. Weak willed soiboys who worry about what other people wear is something that is worse.

>>12669018
Based autist schizo poster

>>12669670
please no, corn father

>>12669018
Glad I'm not the only one with this pet peeve

>>12669670
PLEASE NO,CORN FATHER!

>>12668937
I hate his smile.

>>12668969
wow, dat's deep....

>>12669670
please no, corn father

>>12668937
Looking for Alaska is a good book

>>12669018
>he doesn't nervously sweat 24/7 from his underarms so that wearing an undershirt is a necessity
hahahahahaha HAHAHA

>>12669084
this is phenomenal

>>12669018
based schizo poster

>>12670508
>actually reading Green
wow, listen up you fucking dipshit. you have genuinely wasted your time on reading pop trash for kids and you have no shame, no shame at all. it's disgusting. /lit/ is for the discussion of literary fiction, you understand? now go and read Pynchon.

>>12670508
I don't think so, buddy.

>>12669660
nah his right anybody with fashion sense knows it looks like shit

>>12669126
this got a good chuckle out of me, thanks anon

>>12669660
>i always wear a man bra

>>12669974
>t.basedboy man bra wearer

>>12669084
>>12669018
Don't cut yourself with that edge

>>12672951
>Don't cut yourself with that edge

>>12672951

>>12668969

When I read this it seemed totally legit. Though I forgot the context of the thread, and I imagined the Roman general Augustus homosexually confessing to a noble senator.

>>12669084

I know you're trolling but I wish you weren't

>>12668937
You are an ignorant soiboy. Go back to reading Green you useless shitstain.


>>12668969
Imagine someone actually saying this to you, unironically, in real life. Maybe the most pretentious thing I have ever heard and completely deattached from how humans really act.

"I LOVE YOU AND I KNOW THAT LOVE IS JUST A SHOUT INTO THE VOID AND OBLIVION IS INEVITABLE"

Are you shitting me?

>>12673187
John Green is the Camus of a generation.

>>12673187
>Are you shitting me?
teenage girls can't really figure out that it's unrealistic, hence they demand men treat them like this in real life.

>>12668969
This is nice actually.

>>12668937
Imagine being this much of a brainlet that you let anonymous posters in a chinese cartoon website control what you read.
Your professor should humiliate you on a daily basis.

>>12669084
t. Pol Pot 2.0

>>12673160
That would make for a far more interesting storyline.

>>12673289
*snap*

>>12669275
t. seething John Green

I think I'm going to have to non-consensually turn John Green into a human book.

Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to turn this man into pulp. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man channels sounds through his vocal cords channels a deep, harmonic resonance within my ears that say "ah, this, this sounds like good material to make a book with!"

If you think about it, how is John Green different from a book? They are equally timber. Equally dense. Equally acquiescent. Equally of no value until in its final form. Equally interested by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. Green has read a book too--maybe just an acidic paperback young adult novel (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-bookish' inclination that into a book in its external reality, and just like such tree has seizes all books at some point in their past life as a tree and with the frenzied tom-tom of fibrous limbs blaring in against their trunks which is only ever and put to an end and only ever predestined to any purpose when the the tree realizes its time to be felled and pressed ly taken hold of the dense classical book that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover an actual book? oh think of how oh so very pseudish that would be!) and after lifting the full 7.5lb heft of the Tolstoy novel up he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "bookish personality" has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Book and Man continue to blur, and my dopamine neurons continues to fire. Dehydrating, pulping and assembling the pages and finally binding him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that turning John into a book would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a book that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own erudition.

I am decided: John Green will be a book within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.

>>12668969
I've just realised I'm a psued and I'm never going to get her back

>>12668937
>favorite writer (Proust

>>12669084
al dente

>>12673736
>;he knows this)

>>12669018
I also instantly disregard anything a man who dresses like this has to say.

>>12669018
What's acceptable to wear underneath shirts? Tank tops?

>>12673950
>acceptable
bare skin

>>12673950

>>12668969
Oh... My... GOD!

>>12673950
Nothing.
If you wear anything underneath, you're a manchild wearing the equivalent of a bra.

>>12673950
Long johns

>>12673950
>What's acceptable to wear underneath shirts?

>>12674117
Actual undershirts that don't show like >>12674090 are acceptable. The extra layer is nice where it gets cold and it hides cold nips.

>>12674178
Pro-tip, all undershirts show. The crease is visible. If you can't even hid nipples underneath, how do you expect to hide a shirt, or tank-top? The white folds and creases are going to be there. There also is the problem if it needing to be tucked in, and a t-shirt is going to want to creep up too and when it does, your underbra looks very bad.
>The extra layer is nice where it gets cold and it hides cold nips.
It makes more sense to put a jacket on as you can remove it as needed. Unless you work as a deckhand in the oilfields of Deadhorse, Alaska, this long-john style setup is only going to create more problems.
High threaded cotton should hide the nipples regardless and if they don't? Who the fuck cares. All men have them, they aren't overtly sexual and only a demented homosexual would view it as such.
Real men do not wear shirtbras.

>/lit/ - Literature

>>12674237
>long-john style setup
long johns are based and thermalpilled

>>12674237
There's literally no creases with a sleeveless low collar undershirt. They're soft and comfy whereas dress shirts really are not. It's weird to wear a jacket indoors and your AC induced pointy nips are unseemly.

>>12674401
>There's literally no creases with a sleeveless low collar undershirt. They're soft and comfy whereas dress shirts really are not
To be honest it depends on the material they're made of. Ask /fa/.

>>12669018
Epic

>>12674401
There are creases no matter what. You're also wrong about the comfortability of "dress shirts". Unless you're wearing cheapo chinkland dress shirts made of plastic, "non iron", fabrics, they are just as comfortable as most t shirts and certainly more comfortable than the combination of a t shirt and a dress shirt.

>>12674785
>Unless you're wearing cheapo chinkland dress shirts made of plastic, "non iron", fabrics, they are just as comfortable as most t shirts and certainly more comfortable than the combination of a t shirt and a dress shirt.
God damn though, non-iron clothing is so handy

>>12669018
why do Americans do this I've always wondered

>>12671345
Undershirts would surely just make you sweat more? I always thought it was a way of staying warm.
Here in Australia no one will ever wear one, no matter how hot it is.

>>12668969
gonna try this in real life verbatim brb

wearing anything under your shirt is extremely working class and frowned upon in white collar circles

>>12668969
Is Augustus aspie?

>>12669084
based

>>12675052
No, it isn't. I hate non iron fabric. It's actually worse than a properly ironed shirt.

>>12669018
>low iq

high iqs tend not to care about fashion and often aren't even able to understand basic style guidelines due to autism and general social retardedness.

>>12675052
imagine being too lazy to spend five minutes ironing a shirt

>>12668937
read the part in looking for alaska when he has one character show another character how to give a blowjob using a tube of tooth paste because they couldn't figure it out on their own

>>12675203
High IQ people don't do retarded things like wear a shirt under a shirt.

>>12675228
slave and fleshpilled

>>12669018
at first I felt shocked and embarrassed because you’re absolutely right, it’s my bra — I use it to hide my gyno and sweat

but then I realized you’re the only one autistic enough to make that connection so fuck you I’ll do what I want

>>12675255
massive cope

>>12675255
the whole world outside of America knows exactly what it's for

>>12675233
yeah they do. most scientists, intellectuals, even artists (excluding actors and musicians who probably rarely if ever have high iqs) dress like shit. a high iq doesn't imply competence in every area. typically, people with high iqs are social retards. they're literally handicapped when it comes to fashion, which requires knowledge of normie shit like trends (no, style isn't eternal). if a high iq person dresses well, it is in spite of themselves and likely required conscious effort and the advice of others, many of whom likely had lower iqs.

>>12675325
MY MIND IS AGLOW WITH TRANSIENT NODES OF THOUGHT CAREEEEEEENING THROUGH A COSMIC VAPOR OF INVENTION

>>12673160
I'm that river.

>>12669084
*sucks in air*
PGFFFFTTT AHAHAghahaAHAHHAAHHAHA
THIS THREAD ! THIS THREAD !

>>12675325
They might dress like shit but they're not stupid enough to wear a shirt under a shirt. That's unnecessary, retarded and inherently is a style move because they're afraid of nipples showing. Stop coping this hard.

I unironically dress as with an emphasis on trash as compared to class. Every other day I wear incomprehensible garbage and wife beaters. Not only this, but I shit-talk other people's taste in fashion ironically. Half the time they agree that I have the superior wardrobe. If anything it has a positive effect on my social life, but who knows because I doubt I'll ever give enough of a shit about fashion to not look homeless.

>>12675325
>due to autism and general social retardedness.
>typically, people with high iqs are social retards. they're literally handicapped when it comes to fashion
t-trust me guise, idiot savants are the the real geniuses!

>>12669670
please no, corn father

>>12669116
i kinda like it desu. its something of our own

>>12669018
>>12674117
>>12674151
>>12669367
>>12669764
>>12672746
>>12672900
Imagine it is fall or spring. It is somewhere between -1C and +5C outside. It is too hot to wear a sweater, and it is too cold to wear just a shirt. So you put a non-descript t-shirt under your shirt. Suddenly you have two layers and are the perfect temperature.

Does there really exist people who wear clothes for form instead of function and comfort? Vomit inducing all of you.

>>12677243
>too hot to wear a sweater
kek what? I wear jeans and a jacket the moment it's under 20 C

>>12677243
Something called a jacket. There are also these things called sweaters you can take on and off. If it's too hot for a sweater, then it's too hot to have a shirt on underneath which you can't even discard if you do get uncomfortable. What you suggested is like saying wear two pears of underwear.

>>12677243
>if I use Celsius people will think I'm not american!
>proceeds to fuck up the temperature range for "moderate weather"
only burgers wear "undershirts"

>>12669018
What do You wear underneath Your shirt, anon?

>>12669070
They like to pretend they do.

>>12677268
nothing like a normal human being

>>12677268
Here's a real shocker for you, my skin.

>>12677247
I never wear jacket in the winter even if it is -20C, at worst I will add a thin sweater under a thicker sweater for the coldest days.

>>12677254
Why not wear two thin pieces of clothing for perfect temperature?
If I do like you suggest and wear a jacket I will simply sweat soggy, when I get to work and take it off the shirt will be smelly and wet, and then I'll get cold from my soaked shirt. Brainlet.

>>12677265
If you can wear sweaters at +5C and not overheat something is wrong with you.

>>12677289
If you can wear "undershirts" (manbras) indoors and not overheat, there is something wrong with you.

>why yes, I'm a janitor, how could you tell?

This is a meme helax

>>12669233
Heres a you, (you) earned it, nice dubs too.

>>12677289
is that loli supposed to be Tove Jansson or a random finnish girl?

>>12677243
> - 1 C
>too hot to wear a sweater
Are you actually retarded?

>>12669018
Only legitimate excuse would be cold weather paired with a discreet undershirt, otherwise correct.

>>12677883
Finnish girl from Girls und Panzer

>>12678070
I remember the greentext about Anon showing this anime to his grandpa who was a WWII veteran

>>12673160
that's exactly what happened!!!!

>>12669091
Why didn't you laugh?

>>12669018
devastating critique
it's all over but the swelling, bra-bois

>>12678635
My grandfather fought in the Italian campaign. 2 generations later his deadbeat grandson is binge drinking while watching the Anzio OVA

>>12678830
It's all over but the swelling
And nobody's sweating but me,
It's over but the smelling
Poor little sweat keeps trying to come through

>>12668969
I can actually feel the onions form around my brain as I read this.

>>12669084
t. King of midwits

>>12669670
please no, corn father

>>12669233
(you)

>>12673160
>the Roman general Augustus

>>12677030
>wear a shirt under a shirt
Agreed, which is why the tee shirt is autistic. But wearing a proper UNDERshirt makes sense.

>>12678985
how do you put those in a filename?

>>12679627
>But wearing a proper MANBRA makes sense.
No, it doesn't.

>>12679935
Copy + paste

>>12673716

this is not the (you) that you desperately longed for in your heart of hearts, but it will do for now

>>12669670
pls no cornfather

>>12669018
Here's how I know you're not a writer: true writers are either alcoholics, drug addicts, or sexual deviants; often more than one, but never none of those things. Well, alcoholism, withdrawal from hard drugs, and extreme unsatisfiable arousal all cause pervasive sweating in the underarms. The best way to ruin a well-made collared shirt? Sweat in it. Sweat contains urea, which colours white fabrics an unsightly yellowish-brown...permanently. If you were a writer or your life was in shambles for other, less-justified reasons, you would understand. John Green understands. You clearly don't.

>>12680627
yet he writes better than you or johan greeny. ironic.

>>12669018
Sperg-tastic post

>>12668946
I imagine JG bleating something like this even while the crane's winch is turning and lifting the coil of cable ominously behind John, whose now darting his eyes away from the grinning deplorable precariots who dragged him from the West Elm ratan futon and Nintendo devices in his tiny house and exfiltrated him to these uproarious festivities, where he was aghast and forelorn into a pallid terror to then witness the rapid succession of hoisting until deceased and eerily quiet but for darkening pants and guttural rattles the necks of several television talk show hosts, internet celebrities, professional athletesb and bespectacled intellectuals adamant there's been a mistake and they were on the crowd's side, which always drew spirited howls of derision and morbid chanting to get on with things. Worse yet, right before John, a sad, crumpled and filthy group of a dozen journalists were suddenly sprung aloft from beneath an ascending steel beam, briefly reanimated from their concussed and battered dazes into clutching at the ropes encircling their blood and dirt streaked necks, furiously kicking their shoes off as they ascended gracefully from the ground into the late morning's sunlit wind. The large steel beam upon which their ropes were tied was the original quarry of the heavy crane so parked and bolted with large stabilizers to the ornate patterned pavers of the town square whenever it was not delivering turncoats to justice. But it had been busy since Midnight, John overheard from two men discussing the paucity of rope while admiring the fidgeting, expiring journalists above them.

>>12680973
Any moment now, John would think. He would join the fate of those shoeless broadcast journalists, already perches for birds grown wise to the human affairs having been conducted down below for a great many days. "Halt!" he discerned from the crowd's macabre din and buzz of diesel motors. The crowd parted for a tall man who stood a head above most of them, dressed in immaculate white robes. Whomever he spoke to was obscured by the crowd, but he pointed to John and moments later two wirey men set upon the hapless, faint Greene and snipped the neck of the cord wrapped around his neck, then another snip on the noose, and like that he was delivered, bewildered, speechless, stunned, amazed, terrified, feeling just now the dampness in his crotch, feeling odd and heavy still on his knees. The wirey hands hoisted Greene to his feet. The one tucking an arm beneath John's right arm gravelled his voice with dramatic sarcasm, "Congratulations, Johnny Boy," he beamed, "You got saved from our rope festivities to be part of a Sheikh's celebrity harem. He's gonna tour the world with you on his yacht and as entertainment for his friends in globe's many underworlds. They're endlessly fascinated by the sexual wonders and freaks of America. You've joined a rare group, Johnny Boy!"

>>12680973
>>12681027
did you just write all of this yourself?

>>12673160
>Augustus
>General
uuuuhhhhhhh

>>12668937
There was an almost identical post to this about a different author on the front page of leddit a couple days ago.

Fucking fake and gay. Write original posts OP

>>12681379
>even pebbit is contaminated

This meme really has gotten out of hand.

>>12680973
>>12681027
cringe but deathorgypilled

>>12681379
what author was it?

>>12681323
Yes, I think it's the best way of channeling the complex emotions evoked by Greene.

>>12680973
>>12681027
Don't hurt John Green.

>>12681409
/lit/ is the front page of Reddit.

>>12675151
It's for the stains, retard.

>>12683719
>stains
God, I'm getting too old for all these zoomer words

>>12683722
nice dubs

>>12679627
undershirts are an amerishit invention

>>12684161
The wops brought them here, we call them dago shirts for a reason

>>12673950
a cute bra :3

>>12668937
Jaoh Green is pretty based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MzFgsIByv0

>>12669018
American offices and stores are often over air-conditioned. It's fucking cold there. So people were shirts like that.

>>12684300
But the Italians don't wear them

>>12683719
everyone gets sweat patches, no one thinks anything of it. they will not want to be around you if you're in a stinking shirt

>>12669018
>he doesn't wear a deep v-neck undershirt in order to hide the fact that he's wearing an undershirt at all

I sit here, with my deep v undershirt, and laugh at you.

>>12684423
V like Vagina amirite

>>12669067
I wish this was bait

>>12681927
son, now we have become Reddit.

>>12684329
major autism

>>12669670
please no, corn father

>>12669670
please no, corn father

>>12684423
You can still see the crease and you are still wearing a man bra, reddit.

>>12669018
this post is so fucking funny

>>12678985
I laughed so hard at this fucking pic.

>>12669018

unironically agree

Lol

>>12668969
Jesus Christ this is physically difficult to read. I get to the "oblivion is inevitable part" and I actually start getting a little sick to my stomach.

>>12669018
based anon triggering an entire board with one post

>>12669670
please no, corn father

>>12687128
Man up. Teenagers read up to 350 pages of such prose in 2-3 days. How do you want to get through 800 pages of Joyce if you can't plow through five lines of John "Manbra" Greene?

>anon criticizes a writer he never read and gets btfo by a professor

great

>>12669192
Well hes abstaining from social media these days, that's the big factor

I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with John Green.

Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.

If you think about it, how is John Green different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt Mr. Green has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has John Green greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and John Green continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping John Green would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.

I am decided: John Green will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.

>>12668937
It's okay OP. In the book Otherworld intelligence (wit) was described as an unsharpened stick, and only through repeated grinding and pummeling by other sticks it can develop a sharp edge. So stick to it.

"It occurred to me why they call it eye contact."
Oh boy better break the paragraph for this one

>>12668969
HAHAHAHAHAHAHH

>>12669084
Amazing

>>12677915
Fuck you after a long fucking winter - 1C is warm as fuck.

Where the fuck are all you people from where you fuckers think it's not okay to wear something under your shirt. A coat or a jacket is to much, just a shirt or a sweater is to little.

>>12668969
>oblivion is inevitable

is it better if I wear an actual bra

>>12669018

I do because I'm a very hairy person who sweats a lot. I am like a furnace.

>>12668969
It would be hard for me not to punch someone who says the words 'void' and 'oblivion' irl.

>>12691472
I know that feel. Whenever people tell me that they just read some short stories by DFW I feel like smacking them in the face.

>>12669670
please no, corn father

>>12669084
That's makes me laugh so hard.lmao

>>12689104
No one outside of America does this

>>12668969
This actually reminds me of a Catullus poem. Of course Catullus was way better at expressing the idea.