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many of you are spontaneous maga-guenonists wickedly swearing at the new world order. so why not convert to yslam? searching for the 3rd testament, the lightest burden or the langage of birds, the meta-scenarioh of a world catastrophe.

trump is a halal grouse sitting on a branch of the world tree. so the tramp-prophet with a deft movement kills two birds with one stone unfolding a scroll older than your dna. the starry sky to the earth bit by bit pours onto the earth, and on earth there is a brave spy-mullah with a saber waiting for the signs of the times.

rappers already got it. a billion people already got it. u know?

>> No.12657689

>>12657678
As-salamu alaykum

>> No.12657700
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12657700

who is the mahdi?

>> No.12657712

>>12657678
>niggers did it
>sandniggers did it
>you should do it too!
I would support Islam if it was not Arab culture packaged for export. I'm not going to stoop that low, I'd rather wait for a proper Western alternative to arise and risk total destruction rather than bending over for goat-fuckers.

>> No.12657730

>>12657678
im muslim. its a pretty cool excuse to be a virgin and live at home with my parents in my mid 20's

feels alhumd man

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>a few mentally ill poltards spam thier obscure trad faggotry no one on lit will ever actually care about

>my face when xir hasnt ascended beyond Abrahamic religions yet

I was 12 once too kid

>> No.12657745

Arabs are really annoying, that's my biggest gripe with islam t bh

>> No.12657756

>He thinks I'm not above earthly spooks
Sorry kid but you're on my property and you're not welcome here

>> No.12657777

I’m Muslim. My girlfriend kind of is, but she doesn’t wear a hijab.

We appreciate the anti- promiscuous message of the book though. More women should cover up these days

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12657781

Islam is seen as a shitskin religion in america.
We say Islam isnt a race but the truth is, even before 9/11, the only people who converted to Islam in america where niggers.

And post 9/11, the second those planes hit those towers, it was over. Islam would never be popular with white americans.

The reality is when a white american strays from Christianity they usually move towards atheism, Buddhism, or Hinduism.
Even the godless heathens on the coastal areas might subscribe to a few Buddhist notions like mindfulness

>> No.12657796

>>12657777
Cover up....because of the damn sharia, right? Yeah bro, totally dig that circular reasoning. Fucking muzzies eh. Wait...

>> No.12657828

>>12657781
>Hinduism
It's not 1968 anymore, the Hippie movement is dead. The number of white """""converts""""" to Hinduism must be damn near zero. Even the amount of legitimate, dedicated white Buddhists is questionable.

>> No.12657846

>>12657828
I actually know one guy who claims to be really into Hinduism (idk if he has actually converted or not), he falls into the stereotype of a successful man looking for something more spiritual

>> No.12657874

>>12657846
That's neat but very unlikely.

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>>12657678
>searching for the 3rd testament
*blocks your path*

>> No.12657903

there is a race of clay and a race of fire, the rest is jokes from (((online forums))). it needs to be tattooed on the face of every alt right or black lives matter hacktivist.

i am talking about that swinging rowan branch, singing birds, darwinian exchange system finely tuned to the tectonic modes of the dungeons, quraniq messages in a savage desert / tumblr or memorial masonic plates in your hometown - it all revolves around one question - will you submit your will to the true (TRVE) order of things (read plato, it's yuh bro) or not

>> No.12657907

>>12657828
yeah, its not the 60's, but being a hari krishna is def more normalized than a white person being a muslim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xMGRCwJCTI

>> No.12657936

>>12657907
Hare Krishna is to Hinduism as something like Mormonism or Christian Science is to Christianity.

>> No.12657954

kkkrishnaism is a thousand-fold secondary (2,000) fiction, a veil with which Indian magicians hide their truth. the brightish colonialists and the network of local clans did an incredible thing - they sold the 'dream of truth' to the white race, but not the truth itself.

>> No.12657955

>>12657678
I've lived in Islamic countries; I didn't see a hell of a lot there to envy.