/lit/ - Literature

>>12643815
What if dubs tho

>>>\soc

>>12643815
Charlotte seems so cute, desu. I'd love to sit beside her and talk about Eastern literature. If I could rest my head on her shoulder, that would be pretty nice too...

>not one who's into all of the above
disgusting

>no one likes bukowski
fuck off I'll stay single

>>12643863
lmao which is weird considering he's a writer for arthoes and normie/plebbit/atheist fags

For me? It’s Elif.
Negarestani
Linkola
Marx

>>12643852
>Implying

They are all polymath of course, here stated are merely their favorites.

>>12643815
roll

Roll

>>12643883
So I got Chloe ? Nice, patrician name, probably the hottest of the bunch, decent tastes.

If dubs I get a harem with all of them. If trips OP is the eunuch servant of that harem. If quads everyone itt become my sex slave. Brace yourselves faggots.

>>12643896
Fuck, i want pack with Tolstoy

>>12643815
Rolling for 4, 7, or 9.

Rolling for 1

>arthoe gf

i just want a sweet, wholesome gf that won't cheat on me.

>>12643815
Gimme big tiddy Chloe, pls no Savannah

>>12643815
Roll

>none of them is into Kant
3 and 7 are the best the, purely based on appearance.

>>12643930
Sorry, we ran out of those, it's either sluts or art sluts now.
t. the world

>>12643815
>>12643827
dubs and I die alone

heather pls

>>12643815
>tfw no arthoe gf to read the Greeks with

>>12643815
6 is the only attractive one because the rest are Jews (except 9 who looks Arabic and 7 who's probably Italian but I don't like Europeans either)

>>12643815
roll

>>12644001
How do you know they're jews?

I only know romance from fiction.

>>12643942
don't say this, i'm sure there's many sweet girls out there. ur being too negative in sight of the worst parts of the modern world

I'm too dumb for art hoes and too smart for common hoes. There is no one for me.

>>12643815
I get dubs and we all die from suicide.

>>12643815
Whats it actually like to be in a relationship with a girl like this. Whenever I see a picture of them or stumble across them on social media I always get intense 'grass is greener' syndrome and doubt my own relationship because my gf is quite normie (shes sweet and makes me feel good about myself tho)

>>12643883
That's not at all what the OP says. It doesn't say that the literature listed is their favorite; it says it's what they're into, or what they like, which implies that an individual does not appreciate the literature that is not listed under their name.

Chloe or Claire pls

That pictures doesn't reflect reality at all

>>12644059
>shes sweet and makes me feel good about myself tho

that's what's important anon.

>>12644016
Black hair, fat Asiatic faces, thick eyebrows, no sense of fashion, a dead look in their eyes from years of systematic oppression from their society, using hair styles/colors, makeup, and glasses to hide their less attractive features when it only makes them stick out like "the weird girl who sits in a corner", stuff like that.
I'm further cementing 8 is Arab by her conservative outfit.

>>12644082
no shit

>>12643815
>Claire is probably so fucking quirky in her shallow ironic behaviour which is a defense mechanism of not having any genuine thoughts about any matter
>Emma is a lesbian
>Chloe is an animefreak which is her only contact with the "Psychedelia" and "Oneness" that grounds her so much in her playful yet indifferent reality
>Jessica smokes too smuch, was fat as a child and pre-teen and has psychologically died already: all that remains are her impulses towards fastfood and nicotine. She never laughs at any jokes
>Emily is a brat and a bitch who dreams running away from her huuuuuuuuge home and superrich parents who "dont get her", but they do get her, they are just aware that she is a brainlet and will likely screw up all the money they have earned
>Luna contemplates suicide daily. Although she loves to read books, she likes even more to post pictures of herself and her "intelligence" on instagram and behave like a banshee who torments incels who just finally wanna get it on, but she does not want to get it on because she has an eating disorder
>Heather has too much money to be reading her favourite books which she only heard about and believes that it will get her to the next state of edginess from which she will destroy the evil monster of reality and free all men so she can join them in their misery, finally.
>Olivia loves searching through her favourite books for references on the "3rd eye" and "ayna chakra" which she desperately needs to cleanse and channel so her face becomes even more "mean" and "dangerous" while fighting for the lost love generation of the 50s and 60s
>Charlotte is shits on the streets and wets her bed daily. She grows her own flowers and talks to them because nobody wants to talk with such a freak.
>Zoey behaves like a 15 y/o even though she is almost 30. She is into "olden" stuff. She does not wipe after she shits believes this is her way of saying fuck You to the current enslaving system of ape-like men who she actually just wants to fuck and forget about books.

>>12643815
Roll

jesus christ will you guys stop talking up these cunts? they're as shallow as every other type of girl. plus, they all suffer from "i'm not like other girls" syndrome, so there's even less self-awareness than usual.

oh yeah, and these are art stacys, so they want art chads. all shit like this does is feed their egos and encourage more girls who don't want to date you to pretend to be intellectual.

>>12644047
>too dumb for art hoes

trust me you're not

>>12644147
I was going to make this post but everything 6 and up was going to be different.
Speaking of Heather, she's trying to copy ulzzang fashion. She's a white girl who desperately wishes she were a famous Korean fashionista on instagram and naver. She'll never have any ambition or self-esteem due to believing she was cursed to be white. Asian guys don't like her and white guys just think it's annoying how much she talks about BTS.

>>12643863
gay

>>12644177
>oh yeah, and these are art stacys, so they want art chads
Oh, you didn't know?
Art stacys are only into art sheilas.

>>12644185
Yeah.

And I would fuck them all.

>>12643815
I would probably like to talk to Chloe or Jessica the most.

>>12643815
Rollin'

(Hoping for Heather or Zoey; I'm currently dating Olivia).

>>12643815
roll

>>12643815
I just want a gf
The loneliness and isolation is killing me

>>12644177
These aren't even real girls. OP just put text next to some random images. You're judging fictional characters.

>>12644184
The point isn't that I'm dumber than them. I may be in some cases and not in others, but that's irrelevant. My point is that they're in such high demand that they can freely choose from men way more intelligent than me so I don't have any chance.

>>12644220
Get a friend.

>>12643815
Roli loli

>tfw real gf is into weird german shit

>woman
>likes actual literature
none of these exist

cringe

>>12644249
?

>>12643815
It feels so fucking good to have a Deleuzian gf.

>>12643815
Please be Emily

>>12643815
i need to know

>>12643815
I’ve always dated art hoes, until very recently I met a very basic, highly professional woman who makes a lot of money and values independence.

My art hoe exes were all phony midwits who had a penchant for drama, and they never really made me feel good. My new, basic girlfriend values me, cooks for me when she can, cuddles up to me while we watch movies, says she likes that I read and write and have hobbies. She only reads non fiction. We go out to nice dinners and have nice talks in bed.

Art hoes are a phase you will go through, and only when that phase is over will you realize they’re inferior.

I'm pretty sure these 'roll' threads are banned but on the off chance they aren't, take a crack at this

>>12644360
Anything but Kimber pl0x

>>12644062
No, it says the items listed are within the set of what they like, not that all they like is listed in the image. Notice how sex isn't mentionned under any of them, are we to conclude they only engage in intercourse reluctantly ? Remember, they're arthoe and thus sexually hedonistic.

>>12643827
you get her AND the one above/below her

rollin for zoey btw

>>12644355
Absolutely based desu

>>12644094
Ironically few things are more Jew-like than a conservative Arab.

>inb4 an American who think all Jews are New York screenwriters disagrees

The world is bigger than you think bub.

>>12644147
Holy fuck Luna and Olivia are based.

Based and hoepilled my friend.

>>12643815
Roll cause I'm bored, depressed and directionless.

>>12643815
I want to murder them all

>>12644360
Rolling for Lily.

>>12644360
nastaya

>>12643815
Zoey will treat you well, but Heather is the chick you wanna bang.

>>12643815

God, I want Chloe to unenthusiastically give me a hand job while smoking a cigarette

these categories are bogus

rolling for any gf

>>12644452
>>12644446

I think it's worth pointing out how much of a charade this all is. Even if the intention of OP is in jest.
Men are doomed to perform so long as there are laws. Even when you think you are loving a woman, all the effort is yours, everything you will ever do for women is perform for her.
Socially, physically, financially.
Men are the ones who create ideal women, not women.
You are the mouse who has decided the cheese on the platter is what you want, you are then castrated for the rest of your life, slowly dying inside and out whilst the cheese degrades in front of you and loses all value.
We are convinced the only thing we can eat is cheese. We are convinced there is no other way. We are convinced happiness is inevitable, eating this cheese and ultimately we are lied to.
All because we think we're missing out.
All because we're taught to believe Eden is still green beyond the gates.

>>12643863
you certainly will

>>12644467
patrician taste

>>12643815
rolling for somenthing not shit

>>12643815
Roll

>>12643815
Roll

>>12644355
basic bitch master race
art hoes are so, so gross
litboi incels have never breathed deeply of the toxic cocktail of trauma-magnetism and destructive wackness brewing in the heart of every art hoe

roll

>>12644479
Have experienced exactly that at the hands of a Chloe analogue. You don't want this.

my body is ready

Roll

imagine dating an Artaud reader

>>12644577
This. Real artists don’t need to date some projection of themselves

Roll

>>12643815
rolling for Emily

>>12643815
Rollero

>>12644666
>666
Holy shit do I get a succubus arthoe for this?

zero isn't a real number

>>12644643
>>12644355
>>12644577
I want an art hoe gf

Zoey get

>>12644690
gj

>>12644690
I am a genius.

>>12643815
>>12644147
Got I want a Claire gf so much

>>12643815
anyone but claire honestly

>>12644683
She appears to be covered in a thick layer of oil and filth. She will also eschew monogamy.

>>12643815
Tfw no Madonna

>>12644577
this desu. I always wanted an art hoe gf and I was involved with one for a little over a year. She was incredibly self-destructive, selfish, and childish. She also basically drove an ex bf to commit suicide via drug overdose.

>>12644709
Yes. I want a gf who is greasy and wet to the touch. I wouldn't really mind what she does with other people as long as she still goes to bed with me every night

>>12643815
could you please make one or two without shit taste?

>>12643815
bookfus are literally the best
also did anyone else that 0 Zoey is Savannah Brown?

>>12644778
>when I roll the pleb angloboo

>>12644763
Why do girls make themselves look ugly?

>there can be only one

>>12644514
>We are convinced the only thing we can eat is cheese.

Are you low-key trying to convert me to homosexuality ?

But besides that, based post.

>We are convinced happiness is inevitable

I am rather convinced that misery is inevitable, but it matters little in the end.

Ultimately those arthoe memes are hate-love figures for when you're too tired or scared to engage with real people.

I agree with you that the ideal woman is a distraction from the painful and exilharating (and sometimes boring) reality that is actual women.

Only if you're a true poet like Dante or Petrarch can you afford to seriously entertain that ideal for long (and even then Dante and probably Petrarch had ulterior motives, as the ideal woman is ultimately subservient to the greak work).

However I'd say that loving is not about idealizing but about bonding, including in less than ideal circumstances, and of course it requires effort on both parts, particularly as you grow older.

In fact I'm convinced the reason love is so important to modern relationship is simpy because it's a thing that make much of that effort seem pleasant of natural. It's really the fluid that oil the gears, but you still have to provide the musclework.

>>12644360
rol

>>12644815

>>12644815
I don't understand this fucking hairstyle.
Please, some femanon, enlightenment what you're trying to do with it.

>>12644810
Unironically not to get raped by leftist guys that surround them.

I roll for the Zoe

Anyone got Heather's instagram?

Check 'em.

>>12644836

>>12644577
I dated a legitimate artist once (she actually made a living from her art, she was technically skilled and would often take apprentice training in various crafts). Was great, pretty much wife material, but ultimately it didn't magically make my problems go away, and her work actually made the relationship difficult.

I can only imagine how bad it can be to be with a toxic arthoe.

>>12644840
"Zoe" is Savannah Brown

7 pls

>>12644674
It's part of the real line, so actually it is.

>>12644709
Based and doublebased.

>>12644854

>>12644674
It's a numeric value, though.

Art hoes don't turn me on in the fucking least but I'll roll anyway.

Roller

>>12644868

memes

>>12644893

>>12644836
It's hot.

>t. guy who loves black bobcuts

>>12644879
Same, but maybe we could persuade them to change their look.

>>12643815
Why do so many arthoes look asian?

>>12643815
ROLL

>>12644195

>>12644573
>no metal

I'm trying to make a /tv/ themed one since there is a /mu/ and now /lit/
What do you guys think of it so far please note it is a work in progress.
I don't have anything for Zoey and only one entry for Chloe, Emily, and Charlotte
What should I add?

>>12643815
Rolling because I'm so lonely and horny.

>>12644964
Because they're the ugly anorexic misfits ostracized by, and alienated from, the other girls, who turn to art hoeism for a prepackaged alt-identity. If they were pretty and fit they wouldn't be outcasts and wouldn't need to turn to art hoeism.

>>12644147
charlotte sounds like my kind of lady

>>12644573
>least unattractive one has the least bad music taste

Chloe is top tier

>>12644147
wtf is wrong with Charlote is she mentally ill?

>>12643815
I'm so lonely.

>>12643815
4,7, or 0 pls

>>12643815
I love how this is the most popular thread on this board right now, amazing job /lit/

>>12644845
>>12644854
>>12644868
Looks like a slut.

>>12645217
Which one is that, anon?

Roll

>>12645026
Emma

Are there any girls into Faulkner in real life?

>>12645026
Should make a pol one with ideologies. It would be totally epic.

>>12643815
loll

>>12643815
i dont care about the game, its pretty facile, and its dumb to think people would only be into one thing e.g. maximalist literature, cont phil, etc. but i need the instagram pages of all the pictured women so i can bookmark them in my porn folder and get off 2-3 times per day to the pictures where they wear the most revealing clothing... please

>>12645358
You're supposed to guess.

>>12644059
Bipolar relationship dynamics

>>12643815
Hoping for a 0

>>12643815
GIB CHLOE NOW

>>12645026
Where's the Tarkovski, Bresson, Paradjanov, Kieslowski hoes? Murnau/Silent film hoes?

Also 'Japanese cinema' is too broad. There's a big difference between Ozu, Samurai flicks and Jap New Wave.

What is this vanity

>>12643815
Give me the best gf.

>>12643815
Roley roley for the whoreolly

>>12643815

Gimme dat Chloe rollgods

>>12645615
That must suck unless you're psychologically tailored to those people (that is unless you're a psychopaths or a sociopaths).

>>12645731
First learn to sit properly on a chair grandpa, and then you can lectures us alright.

>>12643815
This board, and people on twitter, would love to pretend that there are armies of astrology thot pseuds in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NYU, U of Chicago, Berkely, Portland, liberal arts and mid-sized art colleges, etc. Theyre obsessed with their horny/angry fantasy that tons of girls are misunderstanding hegel and tweeting about how men are cancelled while breathing out of their mouths right now. Truth is that the girls with the alt hipster style are FAR dumber than people estimate them to be. They usually read on a YA level or like rupi kaur, if they read at all. They couldn't care less about Deleuze, theyre normies. If they are in a sociology class, they're struggling and don't really care to understand the content, and they have arranged the lightest course load possible. If theyre studying for a dissertation, post-doc, research etc. in the humanities, it's some banal topic with tons of scholarship already, and they don't read in their free time, they party and get drinks. They literally couldnt care less for contemporary scholarship, difficult fiction, or difficult theory.
People are attracted to the idea of women less smarter than them, but not TOO less smart, because it's a stimulating thought while you jack off and it makes them an acceptable object of derision. Sorry, but, although tons of women read (more than en), they really overwhelmingly read fantasy genre fics, shitty poetry, pop nonfiction, biographies of celebrities. Thats it. If a woman actually does read difficult lit, or is successful in academia, she's either ugly, old, a bitter miserable grating loser, or a striver who looks completely normal (i.e. no dyed hair). Pic related, which is constantly posted here and on /mu/ and is supposed to signify art hoe-dom as a whole, is local_gal on insta, who is a kindergarten teacher.

>>12644854
Who are chloe, emily, and heather

>>12645810
>>12644854
And olivia too

>>12643815
Please gib

>>12643815
keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

>>12643815
rolling

>>12645796
At their most attractive, academia girls are people who were nerds in HS and have mediocre nerd looks / sort fucked up faces like pic related

>>12645858
That is NOT fucked up. She’s cute

C U T E

>>12645858
She looks like a woman from the 80s. I like her.

>>12645858
She's not classically beautiful but there is a strange charm to her face. Something I have noticed in a lot of academia girls.

You also have a few actual beauties but they're rare.

>>12645783
It's easier when you're young

for me, it's Sunflower girl

>>12645858
womanlet plain jane isn't terrible looking just has a resting bitch face. probably moderately intelligent with an inflated ego.

>>12645858
I'd hit it

>>12643815
rollin for "Chloe"

rolli

>>12645930
that's my cousin wtf dude WTF

>>12645927
Consider that a lot of emotional awareness, responsibility and extended capacity for empathy develops in early adulthood, that makes sense.

>>12645930
She sounds weak as fuck. I rather have a girlfriend who could fend for herself.

>>12645930
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12645930
>Less thrifty
That and all the horse stuff is the red flag btw.

>>12645930
Wow, I'm in awe that someone this pure exists, God bless

>>12643882
she wasn't a choice you gay cunt. try again or go to bed. fuck you.

>>12645930
Imagine believing this is a real person

>>12645930
Is this a /lit/ meme or is the girl real ?

Not saying it's impossible but she seems so closely tailored to please /lit/'s pseudo-trad Christian LARPers it's barely funny.

here is her competitor, STEM Latina

>>12645972
>catholic (but it's not important)

and chubby scholar of the middle ages

>>12645865
literally 5/10. My points that straight up hot chicks are never going to be into Gaddis. Why would they, when they already get 100K from every instagram post and there's memes to browse and econ majors in suits in bars to reject and Europes to hike through?
If youre a girl and you're taking seriously whatever paper you're writing or your class or academic pursuits, It's because of one of the following:
>Rote memorization from junior high where you used to annotate your notes with glitter and sparkle and were on the journalism team and felt smart for vaguely knowing about your state's legislators. Immediate acquiescence to authority and to the smart man at the front of the classroom, child like naivete.
>You're horribly bland, basically an eternal plain jane girl next door, brunette, sunken eyes, not very wide hips nor nothing head-turning about body. Given you're mentally in good standing and you feel a natural compulsion to max your stats, i.e., to compensate, you have to become what you think is witty and clever enough. Helps if you're upper class enough to go to a big uni.
>You sort of go through life in a hypnagogic trance state, where you don't really know what's going on or why you're choosing a particular trajectory. Most likely, your parents were immigrants or went to college themselves, and they may themselves be in the humanities, or successful in the private sector. You were told to go to college and so you went to college. You could be an innocent sunflower dress dimples christian girl (these types of women have NEVER examined their beliefs, it's like they aren't self conscious) or an asian chick.

>>12645920
>You also have a few actual beauties but they're rare.
ofc. You're dumb if you take what I'm saying as concrete and definite. I am right tho

>>12645933
Well put.
>probably moderately intelligent with an inflated ego.
Which is what I'm saying people IMAGINE art thots to be, when they aren't.

>hey anon, whatcha readin'?
>"u-uhm... A Thousand Plateaus...?"
>oh, cooooool :) that's a LOT of plateaus. so, are you up to anything later?
>"i-i'm just g-gonna read... and maybe... internet, heh... sorry..."
>oh, okay. i'm going to hang out with your dad now, bye!
>"b-b... bye... mom..."

>>12643815
are these numbers really random?

>>12646023
lmao

>>12643815
roll

My ex looked like Jessica. I want to hate fuck her one more time.

That said, gotta roll for Zoey.

>>12643815
mayb

>>12645994
>You're dumb if you take what I'm saying as concrete and definite.

Actually I wasn't really taking what you said into account all. I was just reflecting on my own experiences.

> I am right tho

You're saying truisms so I guess yes ?

>>12646096
I wasn't being as hostile to you as I think you think I was. I was only saying: [that part of] your post is correct. Also, to those who would view my claims as specific instead of general and broad, e.g., to those who think any exception proves me wrong, you're dumb. Which is really only tangentially related to my response to you.

>>12645451
Get FUCKED emma is mine

>>12645930
>my horse
lmao. most of these sluts have sucked on horse balls

>>12646289
>>12645930
>>12645993
seriously, what's the deal with horses?

>>12643815
rolling

>>12645993
>chubby
She's not you fucking weeb queer

god im so horny and lonely

>>12646325
all the best girls know how to ride a horse, a true patrician and historical skill

wow lit is such a smart board

>>12646394
me 2

>>12646423
you're late m8

Roll for 0

>>12645930
>i see this picture in a thread every few months
>it hurts just as much every time

Luna is the prettiest one in the image and I'm not even a weeb.

>>12644577
>litboi incels have never breathed deeply of the toxic cocktail of trauma-magnetism and destructive wackness brewing in the heart of every art hoe
That's brewing in the cunt, and I can handle myself, thanks. Slurpy, slurpy. But sry, you all deserve the kindness you can't give despite your desire for it. Your inability to find a partner is due to you methods of interaction for pleasure. The impossibility of finding sympathy from an individual woman over a life time is much more a difficult subject then trying to pick up girls, and is one that is much harder to explore as a writer. That literature cannot offer men the chance to think emotionally is telling. What homosexual men represent to hetrosexual men has always been the full range of potential expressions, but now there is no trespassing, only women afraid to have their partners be seem weak, and much too taken with identity static to admit that homosexual men influence hetromen more than women influence them through their culture. There is a disconnect, and it's men fault for allowing themselves to be intimidated by women in the sexual marketplace. When men look again to homosexual men for guidance, that will be the day that incels start buying hookers flowers because that is what men do for ladies.

>>12643899
nobody has congratulated you on your newfound harem, yet?

fantastic work, anon.

>>12643815
I'll take a 3 thank you

hi

>>12646720
hey