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Anonymous Wed Feb 20 23:57:51 2019 No.12635212 [Reply] [Original]

There are Christians on this board who have only read the bible (along with whatever other books they were forced to read as part of their formal education) and I can prove it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 20 23:59:32 2019 No.12635216 File: 557 KB, 800x799, 1535769293294.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12635212 thats nice dear. post more cats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 00:04:13 2019 No.12635232 >>12635212 Prove it please

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 00:04:42 2019 No.12635234 File: 139 KB, 1242x1242, 1546995637973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12635216 I got lots of this based little fucker.

Anonymous Thu Feb 21 00:06:16 2019 No.12635239

I dreamt two cats were breathing over my mouth as I slept because I forgot to feed them.

I felt very guilty I had forgotten to feed them, so I took some tuna, pop tarts and Captain Crunch and gave it to them, and they really liked it, especially the tuna.

Then I realized I never bought a litter box, and one of the cats shrank to the size of a hamster, because the only way no cat poop could be seen in my room even though there was no litter box was if the poop was so tiny it could not be easily spotted, which of course meant the cat must be very tiny.

Then I realized this was the first time I had ever fed the cats and so, upon closer inspection, the tiny one was in fact dead because no creature so small could last many weeks without food.

It is very weird how a certain amount of logic remains stubbornly ntact during dreams.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 00:07:23 2019 No.12635246 Not true, I also read Stoner when I was 17 (7 years ago)

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 00:07:28 2019 No.12635248 File: 177 KB, 1024x1004, 1546796409581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12635216 MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU, TRAVELER!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 00:08:52 2019 No.12635252 File: 1.01 MB, 1024x1004, 1549312560263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12635239

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 00:12:37 2019 No.12635269 >>12635246 Very classic meme taste anon, very sophisticated

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 00:14:31 2019 No.12635281 >>12635246 >10 years old GTFO underage b7

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 00:43:20 2019 No.12635381 File: 99 KB, 938x768, turning a cat inside out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Most Christians have not read the bible but the ones that have tend to have read other books beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 21 01:28:31 2019 No.12635509 >>12635381 uhm no sweety, this doesn't fit with my narrative

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