/lit/ - Literature

I've never heard of her.

>>12629080
Your hair color is my hair color.

Why did you have to go and make this stupid fucking thread

>>12629080
why does she look like a retarded version of sam harris

PLEASE BUY MY POETRY

PLEASE I NEED MONEY FOR DRUGS

>>12629080
Looks like a photo a fat chick took of herself to look thin and attractive.

/not fooled.

>>12629119
Would still rape desu

>>12629080
I do not understand this deep state psy op.

>>12629080
nice blowjob eyes

how was her murder mystery book or whatever it was?

I've never read a single book written by a female and I intend to keep it this way. Women are inferior creatures who shouldn't be allowed to tarnish the beauty of literature with their subpar perceptions.

>>12629086
she has books to sell

>>12629748
my guy

>>12629080
I only rarely read female authors

She looks like she fucks niggers

>>12629748
Basedred and redbasedpilled

>>12629080
how poetry is exactly what you'd expect

>>12629748
I'm literally shaking right now, you misogynist.

here's what's gonna happen: first i'm going to become our generations greatest digital poet. then i'm gonna fuck this chick while her faggot boyfriend (beta boy berty) watches. he'll make one of his faggoty "arty" short films featuring the act. i'll turn up to the showing of it out of my mind on acid. i will proceed to strip naked and begin hurling my own feces at everyone there. the end

>>12629080
WOAH SAVANNAH
YOURE A BIG TIME POET

>>12629080
>Say something nice about her.
She used to look good.

I kinda feel sorry for her. In a different society, she would have been a mother with 4 kids by now and much happier.

she is pretty desu

>>12629903
Why are you so obsessed with having a man in the room to watch you have sex?

This image is in the DSM entry for borderline personality disorder.

>>12630223
pretty presumptious to say i have an obsession. the gods have decided it must be this way, his presence adds a greater magnitude - defiling his love while he silently suffers, unable to speak out an objection because he is afraid of denying her, her desires. i forgot to mention that i will also be in black face during the act.

Ugly, untalented whore that aged like milk.

>>12631107
>aged like milk
>twenty two year old woman

You're not going to have a fun love life.

>>12631132
see
>>12629119
Imagine my shock when a white woman hits the wall before her twenties.

i'd like to do a cum

>>12631153
I see an unflattering picture with limited make up, what about it? If you think she looks too old good luck ever wanting to fuck someone over thirty.

>>12629881
Emily Dickinson is the only good female poet now and forever, and her knowledge was the result of men far superior than her. Pipe up femdom faggot.

https://www.penguin.co.uk/articles/2018/dec/the-truth-about-keeping-secrets-savannah-brown-extract.html

It's like I really am reading a retarded version of DFW

>>12629080
I'd rape her if I was alone with her on a deserted island or something

>>12631192
I would be her respectable guardian and will easily ward off all your perverted attempts on her body

>>12631163
She looks like she's in her mid-thirties. Makeup won't save her.

>>12629080
>The Truth About Keeping Secrets
Sounds like a Stefan Molyneux video.

>>12631249
LOL no she doesn't. She looks like there's a light source creating extra shadows under her eyes and around the lines from nose to mouth, that's it. I even went as far as to check out her last video and she looks her age, twenty five at most.

>>12629080
She has embraced The Foundation for Exploration for herself, which is a praiseworthy endeavor in and of itself. As a recent college grad it is good to see someone stick their neck out and read about the way things are in the real world with REAL people.

>>12629080
any pics of her feet?

>>12629119
Cannot unsee her lazy eye

OUR GENERATIONS GREATEST POET? oh man wow i'm so enthused i once thought the inexorable rise of civilisation would beget poetry that tackled ever greater abstraction yet still retained its power to move me, but i learned how wrong i was. nah, the age of swinburne and thoreau? fuckin TRASH man get outta here.

y'know what, it was a mistake. it was a mistake to think that prosperity would elevate us all and mean that small segment of us that grappled with existential terror, philosophical/psychological fundamentals, and tried to make sense of the human condition would make us less alone. most people - grlrrrls especially - they just wanna have fun, y'know? talk about bfs, pluck their ukelee, and worry about being happy. that's the concern, being happy. that's mankind. feel any differently? you're the freaks, you're the ted kaczynskis, you're the outsiders. gotta get down to THE PEOPLE'S LEVEL YOU ELITIST FUCKS AND TALK ABOUT THE MUNCHIES AND THE CUMMIES AND THE TRUTH ABOUT KEEPING SECRETS AND SUNSETS AND AAAAAH DOESN'T IT SUCK THAT I CAN'T CRAWL UP MY MOTHER'S CUNT AND SNUGGLE DEEP INSIDE HER WOMB AND SUCKLE ON HER ENGORGED PLACENTA AGAIN?

THIS GENERATION IS THE GREATEST. END OF HISTORY. STEPHEN PINKER'S DISTENDED GOATSE ANUS NO VIOLENCE NO HATRED ALL HEDONS AND CUM OVER METSIZO FACES WHILE BEING DENIGRATED. DON'T BUILD, DON'T FORAGE, DON'T GO OUT. STAY. STAY AND TAKE IT YOU FUCKING BIGOTS AND THE INSTINCT IS WRONG.

GENERATION INFINITY, here we go.

>>12631685
okay, this is epic

>>12631685
based and basepilled

Would /lit/ read Sav if she was a cute boy?

>>12632026
Post one of her poems and we'll find out. I'm >>12629081 and, like I said, I've never heard of her before and I've never read any of her stuff before.

>>12632253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oou9kMR6ZrQ

>>12629748
бaceт

>>12629319
What boomers call the 'myspace angle'

>>12631685

>>12632259
You know, this isn't bad. It reminds me too much of slam poetry to fully like it, because I'm just not a fan of slam poetry. But the prosody isn't bad and there's definitely some heart behind it.

thought provoking

I want to see Savannah's Brown hole

>>12629080
I'm going to laugh so hard when someone from /b/ gets a hold of this

oh my gawd!

Savannah Brown!

I love your book!

Seeing the body was supposed to be cathartic, but the man in the lipstick wasn’t my dad.

5/5 would hit

>>12632512
chuck and sneed

>>12629088
>a retarded version of Sam Harris
You mean Sam Harris?

As for Miss Savannah, I can do little more than repeat the wisdom that she has evidently heard many times in her life, that her face is well-configured for giving blowjobs—though I would add a corollary, that her mind is not wel-configured for speaking.

>>12632559
This is a great line actually. Any poetry that comes up here is usually pretty dry and humorous, or trying to hard and just coming across as grotesque, but this is good.

I wrote a poem:

I'm going to rape blue
Yes, it's true
I'm going to rape blue like I raped a daughter
Yes, it's true
I'm going to rape the world
Yes, it's true

FIN

>>12629844
this is great for me.

Male poet
>writes poetry

Female poet
>1% writes poetry
>99% TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF

I DON'T WANT TO BE A WOMAN ANYMORE. THIS DISGUSTING PLANET IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME SERIOUSLY CONSIDER TRANSITIONING TO MALE AND I HATE TRANNIES.

She looks like Alita the Battle Angle, LOL

>>12632605
For the record, the first one is what most poets male and female do today, but if you want to actually be successful, you need a public persona. Every writer who gets really successful has a public twitter or instagram account. Savannah Brown isn't imitating other "female poets" by taking pictures of herself, she's imitating John Green.

>>12632512
The contemporary literary world would be immeasurably better if the art hoes and those whom they follow embraced superficiality with the same depth of feeling as Oscar Wilde did.

>>12632512
notice how dead her eyes are compared to the bum boi

>>12632657
I do not see the difference; point it out to me.

>>12632657
Fluoride stare, anon. She's hollow inside like most moderns. All instincts, no self-awareness and no potential for true individuation.

>>12632669
It's in the eyes, but it's not really in the eyes because the person you're responding to is making shit up.

>>12632605
*grabs your tits and mashes them into mine*
*absorbs your tit volume into my own tit volume*
hehehe
I finally have tits bigger than an a-cup!!
CURSE YOU GOD FOR GIVING ME SMALL BOOBS!!!

>>12632657
It's from the years of liberalism.
She has seen to much and has sold herself short to the feminist movement all the while partaking in the vary things which are unbecoming of a young lady.

She needs Jesus Christ and to stop drinking so much wine.

>>12632669
referencing that post from a while back about geniuses having a certain recognisable look in their eyes. he does have a glimmer. extra fabulous honey

Is this the girl who did that "I have blowjob eyes" poem?

>>12629080
Sadly, I foresee a suicide in the next twenty years after realizing she should have married a quality man and raised his White children.

>>12629080
She is a pretty Jewish woman.

>>12632607
>Battle Angle

>>12632801
>predicting the future suicide of someone you disagree with to make yourself feel better about their success
Jesus Christ

>>12631685
Good post!

>>12632808
He wasn't trying to make himself feel better. He said it made him sad. He's trying to help her and similar women.

Learn to read, retard.

>>12632801
Jews don’t marry gentiles that often anymore do they

Why would anyone want to marry a whitie? I'm not white so I would prefer to marry my own kind yet whities constantly try to push the propaganda for race mixing.
No thanks.

>>12632819
>he's trying to help her
By posting his bitter remarks here?
>he said he was sad
And you believed him? After he invented a reason for committing suicide that confirms his own beliefs?
Read subtext, don't be stupid

>>12631184
unironically not bad prose for a, what, 22-year-old girl. goofy and eager, sure, but charming in a way

i wouldn't cash out on my sav stocks just yet, this book might be huge

>>12632830
More and more recently. Unfortunately instead of this causing the fading away of "American Jewry" (a multi-level paradox because it indicates that international Jews, nation-wreckers with no nation of their own, are both members of a nation *and* simultaneously members of another people's nation), it is causing more and more people with dubious Jewish ancestry to identify as "culturally Jewish" and effectively multiply the Jewish managerial class.

>>12632830
If by "not often anymore" you mean "more often than any other time in history" then yes.

>>12632801
she's got a long term white boyfriend

>>12632839
Stop whinging. Everything you don't like is either "bitter" (ad hominem), otherwise has an ulterior motive like "making oneself feel better" (circumstantial ad hominem), or is secretly a conspiracy to say the opposite of what it says quite explicitly and openly. You think like a woman, which is to say you aren't thinking at all. Come back to 4chan when you're not on the rag.

>>12632259
Genuinely pretty good. Would be better without the gurning tho

>>12632863
Judging by the espousal of gender and race in this post >>12632801 one can infer that the author's political beliefs would be validated if Savannah Brown committed suicide based on an unfulfilled marriage life. Just because someone writes "sadly" or "unfortunately" at the beginning of a sentence does not mean what they say. I also thought you would understand sarcasm, seeing that this is 4chan.

>>12632878
why doesn't delivery like this disgust you, like it does me?

>>12632899
Your attempt to write "fancy" to bolster your shitty non-arguments is fucking disgusting to me and I hope that you are very young and there is still time to reverse the atrophy of your spirit.

>>12632933
not him but u r super autismo

>>12632939
>not him
You will both go down to the button-moulder, so I respectfully disagree.

>>12629080
I would gladly glaze her chubby cheeks with semen.

>>12632933
>attempt to write fancy
What are you talking about? You're the one trying to seem fancy, naming logical fallacies as though this were debate club and resorting to moralist namecalling when it doesn't work. Get off your fucking high horse; this is 4chan, you really think your spirit is less atrophied than mine? Disingenuous elitist prick.

>>12632967
>I have predicated on the basis of her espousal of the ergo whilom that ergo, vis-a-vis, one can infer concordantly that I am rather whilst.

This is you. Don't ever try to type like this again until you get older, or, if you're already old, simply stop typing like this. You are embarrassing yourself. I hope English is your second language.

>>12632967
Don't use semi-colons either. You actually do disgust me; ergo, quite. As though; indeed, rather whilst. Only be fancy if you know how to do it without seeming like a tryhard little bitch.

Ignore all this criticism if you're a woman. In that case it's fine or at least ineluctable.

>>12633014
All of those words and semicolons are perfectly useful components of the English language. I'm sorry you can only argue through ad hominems while accusing others of using ad hominems.

YouTube suggests this video after you watch that video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVP6Nl39yAY

>>12633060
>Ah, I'm not pretentious you see, it's perfectly useful.
I didn't say it wasn't useful. I said it's pathetic that YOU are trying to seem cool and smart by using it poorly. You're like a cornered rodent, showing completely predictable instincts in a desperate situation. Your hindbrain sensed that you're in an e-slapfight so you switched into Fancy Talkin' mode like an actual switch flipped somewhere.

You should be sorry, but only for your horrible prose style. This is you:
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/50907114-29b6-4fe6-a258-357e9050ff40

>>12633014
Same guy. Also
>All this criticisms
learn to spell if you're going to criticize my fucking word choice you degenerate baby.

>>12633070
i want to suck that ass after i use her mannish jaw to crack open delicious walnuts

the only poetry in that video is that she shows her ass to the camera before even beginning her poetry, a true woman just like savannah, always a whore first, everything else is secondary

>>12633078
Did I use any of the words incorrectly? What was poor about it? Is namecalling all you know how to do? How do you know that's not how I write normally?

>>12633079
you want to give that one another try champ?

>>12633091
I already explained all this. As I said in my very first reply to you, learn to read.

>>12633079
Jesus.

>>12633096
Not really. Neither of us is proving anything.

>>12633106
In the line about the "atrophy of my spirit?" Or the one about how I'm on my period? No, you didn't tell me I had used any words incorrectly. All you've done is insult me and hide behind logical fallacies this entire time

why are they like this?

>>12631165
What about Sappho?

>>12633125
Now you're being inconsistent on top of disingenuous, again, like a woman. I don't argue with women for exactly this reason. Why don't you get off the Internet until you've calmed down a bit, then come back, and if the thread is still up we can start over?

Once I see that you're calmed down, I will summarize all my points in a convenient single-post format so you can follow them.

>>12633143
Has it occurred to you that accusing me of being unable to argue because I'm a woman (which I'm not) is an ad hominem. You haven't engaged with a single argument of mine. First you accused me of being a woman, then you accuse me of being "too fancy." Fuck off

>>12631165
>the result of men superior than her
Dickinson was
Wasn't she influenced by the Brontes though?

>>12633152
Stop posting from your phone, please.

Look, just.. stop posting altogether. I'll come back in a few hours and write you a few positive and negative guidelines on how to post on 4chan without seeming like a pseud retard, an emotional woman, or a normie faggot phoneposter. I'm going to expect some sort of compensation for this but we'll work that out later once I've seen what you look like. If you're fat you can just buy me a game on Steam or something.

>>12633152
JESUS SUFFERING FUCK YOU TWO ARE RETARDED SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>12633171
I'm not taking advice from you (I'm also not posting from my phone; stop making spurious assumptions). Fuck you. You're an absolute cunt, and you've gotten me all worked up for nothing.

>>12629080
How pissed is she that Rupi hit the presses before she could?

>>12633179
I'm the "fancy" one. Not my finest moment I admit, but whatever, that's what anonymity's for

>>12629562
That's pretty NEET my desu

>>12633198
>I'm also not posting from my phone

Don't lie like a woman. Cultivate the platonic love of truth. You may grow chesthair and stop being attractive to boys, but you will become a human being.

>>12631264
Where are you from? She doesn't look 25 where I'm from. But then again, I might be from a magical country and you from a normal place where 25 years old women look like they're 35-40.

>>12633227
I have chest hair, and I'm not posting from my phone. Stop making wrong assumptions. Stop namecalling. Why are you still on this anyway? This entire discussion is a fucking abortion

>>12631163
>good luck ever wanting to fuck someone over thirty.

who would ever want to fuck a woman over thirty, what the hell

>>12633246
Have you ever heard of the MILF porn category? It's pretty popular.

>>12633246
>49 years old

>>12631163
Her makeup is pretty caked on there/

The hair, the clothes, and the type of makeup make her look like shit.
Youth doesn't equate beauty

>>12632628
based John Green

>>12633267
>>12633259
>there are actual humorless women on /lit/ flocking to this thread like some kind of savannah brown internet defense force

i've never been so happy, that's the best gift i could have gotten today

>>12633291
I'm not a woman. I just hate all of you.

>>12633291
I'm not even defending Savannah Brown. I just like milfs (not the milf anon)
I'm not following the thread. What's going on?

>>12632682
Lol

>>12633305
Garbage fire. What else?

>>12632863
>4chan is for the thinking man
You may imagine any suitably boisterous laughing reaction gif

>>12633305
this femanon >>12633302 >>12633311 is visiting from reddit and is melting the fuck down

>>12633320
Not doing either of those things. You guessed right though. Both of those comments are me. Good job.

>>12633324
you seriously write like you're menstruating

i think the another anon was joking but you really ought to calm down about the internet, take a break or something lady

>>12633326
I'm still not a woman. I only visit 4chan when I'm angry or just in sort of a slump, because you're allowed to say horrible shit here.

>>12633320
It's good to have men like you standing up for women.
Are you single?
Would you like to talk about Hawthorne over coffee some time?

>>12633334
then you are a completely feminized faggot because you act like a woman

>>12633326
Shut up fag

>>12632259
based

>>12633246
left is a trap right?

>>12632905
I am also disgusted. I think it is because it is inauthentic, a put on, a performance and it makes me cringe.

>>12633514
I wouldn't say I was "disgusted" by it, but I do think slam-poetry deliveries are kind of off-putting. A lot of the time the performed cadences don't correlate to natural speech or familiar emotions. Its an aesthetic decision meant to make words sound more important, and that can feel ham-fisted. You're supposed to manipulate your audience's emotions, but they're not supposed to feel manipulated.

>> digital poet
She fingers herself and you call that poetry?

>>12633526
I am wondering how and why this feels different than a play. For example, certain monologues that are not realistic yet do not make me feel this way.

>>12632840
It sounds a lot like a more elaborate version of the kind of posts and article you see on social medias and online news outlet that disproportionately rely on social medias. And a lot like some /lit/ posts really (including mine perhaps).

Not really bad, she seems to be doing fine within the constraint of that particular style, but there is a stern limit to what one can do in that style.

>>12633554
How long did it take you to think of that

>>12632850
"Culturally Jewish" means as much as "culturally Italian". There's a Jewish managerial class or there is not, but certainly there isn't a "power class of people who identify as Jews but aren't'.

>>12633584
Many elite Jews have a Jewish father but not a Jewish mother. By many definitions they are not truly Jewish. But they are still part of the Jewish elite and they identify as such.

>>12629080
Is she half Asian? One eye looks more asian than the other...

>>12633606
Then the "Jewish elite" is just standard rich people LARPing as Jews. Which is probably what's happening anyway. I doubt that even many of the legit Jews retain much more than a superficiel veneer of their original culture, pretty much like any other old ethnicity in the US.

>>12629080
she's keeping the institution of a literary vanguard alive

>>12635391
based and savpilled

>>12635391
kek

>>12629080

So this girl is the new Sean Goonan promoting herself everyday?

>>12632026
No. Why?

>Our Generation
>digital poet
>attention-seeking syndrome

>>12629080
Wish I had that rich girl opression to bank on for attention tonmy work.

>>12629080
I would love to fuck the lisp out of this girl

>>12631685
copypasta material

>>12635825
Goonan is God.

Well she is kinda hot

>>12629080
She looks beautifully hot here ; I would love to make sweet love to – her !

>>12629080
Why does she have a Pornstar's name?

>>12629562
Based

>>12629881
>be me
>be socially retarded
>go to /lit/
>shake with a post
>leave forever

Really.

this female has pupils that recall to me a certain sexual act

>>12629080
beautiful! Hot! Cums, cums, cums!

>>12632878
>complain in youtube
>poetry