/lit/ - Literature

>>12607116
fucking die

>>12607140
Look at this amateur who cant write literally anything for money

Im not even bi, let alone gay. The first thing I did before I ever even tried writing an erotica was market research. The majority of the audience is women and the ones that arent are men looking for things that they cant find in normal porn

>>12607152
not everything's about making money

>>12607171
It is when youre an adult, getting money by doing something easy lets me invest time and effort into things that actually matter. Erotica and romance shit is probably the easiest for that since the audience for them is generally so retarded that even if you were awful, it would be easy to still sell by pandering to what the market wants. It takes zero effort to write up erotica because its fucking porn

good thread

>>12607116
>quirky mistranslated Japanese-to-English-styled titled xD
>Japanese on the side (??)
>the absolute worst font for the bottom text
>the absolute WORST color for the title font
>not to mention a bad font as well
stop

>>12607171
>>>/lgbt/

>>12607116
did you use a pic of yourself making the cover art?

Is your novel 22% "diaper"?

>>12607116
I'd consider suicide.

>>12607177
What you're doing is like women who sell premium snapshots. The only diference from you is their biggest asset, they whore their body, you whore your imagination.

>>12607943
I was emulating hentai covers and the bottom text is the most generic "erotica writer" font I could find

its meta

>>12607952
Obviously

>>12608017
What?

>>12608048
Already do every day

>>12608051
Its called using your talents for making money. Erotica can potentially make you hundreds of thousands for no effort if you get lucky. I dont feel any shame in writing porn with a pen name, if anything one of my goals is to become an actual pornstar

>>12608146
Good for you. Do your thing, get paid.

>>12608146
>What?
Oh, you haven't heard?

This makes $$$$

>>12608227
someone post it

>>12607152
>>12607177
>implying you are making any money from this swill

>>12609743
Well id say its pretty childish to assume id make "money" in the sense youre implying by releasing one and only erotica piece but id also say youre probably unironically some retarded, loose, sweaty bag of drooping skin falling apart if your motivation towards trying anything at all is on the level of "i-implying its g-go-going to ha-happen..."

Like if I actually met you irl I would probably snap your neck and nobody would care

>>12607116
hhahahhahaa
lolol
I honestly can't stop laughing
post a page from it hahaha

>>12609105
is this CYOA

>>12609907
>tfw anon posts a page and it has better prose than some of the stuff in critique threads

>>12608017
kek

>>12607171
Yes it is.

>>12610064
I already did this in a critique thread and it was exactly the case

pic related, although im sure the literal retard that is>>12609907 actually thinks im trying to make this erotica read like nabokov because erotica is certainly made for the same audience that reads actual fucking books let alone "actual" books instead of ya romance

>>12607116
I see it's 15 pages, do people pay actually 2 bucks to read a short porn story? What are your sales numbers?
How do you attract a readership? How much money do successful self published porn authors make? How much do average authors make?

What did you learn from market research about self published fetish erotica specifically?

>>12610125
Its literally the first ebook ive released and I released it today

>How much money do successful self published porn authors make?
if your definition of "successful" is the absolute peak, millions

>What did you learn from market research about self published fetish erotica specifically?
more like market research into erotica in general and the conclusion was that women are the biggest audience. Logical next step is men looking for the kind of stuff they cant find in video form

>>12607116
Degenerates like you belong on a cross

>>12610114
the prose is awful
even if this were free to read on deviantart or some shit i'd click away and read something less overwrought

>>12607116
>Pretending like you're trying to market your shitty epic win joke erotica in the hopes someone here will buy a copy for laffs
You're not as interesting or as funny as you think you are. You're not going to make millions because your writing sucks and there's already millions of these dogshit books out there written by people with more consideration for their market than you.

OMG! I write porn when I sex chat women on a dirty talk app...The women really like it...and really it is not sick...just romantic stories that end with the girl in bed...women really like them...so I would advise you to just write a Romantic Novel type short story that has the guy making love to his woman...you know kissing her, gently stroking her breasts with his fingertips, his warm lips finding her nipple and beginning to gently suck...while his hand gently cradles her womanhood as her blood engorged labia is stroked by his warm fingertips and his lips kiss her Vulva...honoring the Goddess within her...etc...

>>12607116
Why would you put your name on this disgusting, degenerate filth you've created?

>>12610573
Really...most women just like Romance with not too kinky sexual intercourse at the end...about the only popular thing that can be described as a kink is a guy performing cunnilingus on her. Very erotic from a woman's standpoint...

>>12610140
>Only """market research""" is that women read more erotica than men (no fucking shit)
>Jump to conclusion that men will suddenly read - not because they don't enjoy it as much as other porn - but because you'll cater to their niche interests
>Ignore the mountain-loads of bizarre porn that already exists in the mediums that men prefer
>Write shitty books anyway
You're actually a fucking retard if you think this is going to make you anymore than a few dollars a year.

>>12610497
Literally what about it is "overwrought"

>>12610573
Are you illiterate? I literally even said in the post that its a pen name

>>12610601
>Only """market research""" is that women read more erotica than men (no fucking shit)
as opposed to what? the market is constantly fluctuating, you cant find some epic i win button in it
>Jump to conclusion that men will suddenly read - not because they don't enjoy it as much as other porn - but because you'll cater to their niche interests
because its a fact, men who are depraved enough to be interested in X and X thing (especially illegal) will often search out erotica of it when nothing else is available
>Ignore the mountain-loads of bizarre porn that already exists in the mediums that men prefer
according to who? Ive read erotica on and off since I was 14, it entirely depends on what they are looking for
>Write shitty books anyway
Yeah it takes a ton of effort to sit down for an hour and shit out erotica

>You're actually a fucking retard if you think this is going to make you anymore than a few dollars a year.
seeing as how ive made probably around 1000e casually by the equivalent of online roleplaying a couple times a year, ive been paid for much less substantial things and in far higher prices than the candy bar the erotica I put out costs. Youre actually a fucking retard if you think im expecting to make a ton of money with this one singular piece of erotica. All it takes is to "break in" with something and at that point people will see all your other books

>>12607116
Threads like this make me glad I'm asexual.

>>12612107
>a coping incel*
Ftfy

>>12610114

This is honestly depressing

>>12613775
Hello normie

Was joyce suddenly not kino for having a scat fetish?

>>12607116
Have you tried suicide?

>>12613796
I'd say there's a difference between appreciating your woman's arse smell, briefly through letters, and abstaining from real people altogether and wanking to fapfics off amazon.

Not even that, but diaper fetishsm includes this bizzare age regression dynamic, where your lover is seen as mentally beneath you, or you mentally beneath your lover. I'd argue it's on another level anyway.

Why are all the books /lit/ writes garbage? The catgirl book, the fucking guy that turns into a sidewalk, and now this shit

>>12613860
>I'd say there's a difference between appreciating your woman's arse smell,
yeah thats a little tame compared to what joyce likes

> and abstaining from real people altogether and wanking to fapfics off amazon.
fucking what? who does this? its porn like any other, if you have such an addiction to erotica youre an outlier

>but diaper fetishsm includes this bizzare age regression dynamic, where your lover is seen as mentally beneath you, or you mentally beneath your lover.
You dont know what youre talking about, and even if you did, i wouldnt give a lesser fuck how "bad" you think X and X fetish is

>>12613880
>why didnt you write this erotica like gene wolfe
pic related, now post something from you so I can actually laugh

>>12610114
Hate to say it but it is pretty good porn. Just read the one page but you did it right. I write erotica for women I sext. You got all the sensations there, the anticipation, the feelings of warmth and sensuality. As far as writing goes it isn't the best and I am sure that you know this but literary criticism is not what people read porn for....

>>12613892
Wow you're really serious about this huh

>>12613880
Don't you fucking dare insult catgirl misaki

>>12607116
How bout writing something a little less scatological next time.....

>>12607116

>>12613965
there is no scat in it, but I suggest you actually try writing something at all instead of procrastinating and browsing "da greeks" thread every day