/lit/ - Literature

>>12597855
if you faggots wrote every day, like a real writer does, you'd be able to shit out 1000 word critical essays in an evening

>>12597855
Just write 10 words every day silly

>>12597867
I write in my diary every night.

>bachelor thesis due in five month

>>12597855
holy shit that image brings back memories

>>12597855
>got my maths homework due next week, 10 questions
i'm screwed

>>12597855
That's quite short desu.

>>12597886
What is charls doing?

>>12597855
Do it like this

https://www.quotev.com/story/11676965/A-Vaccine-For-The-Hypergraphic-Gasper/2

>>12597927
Hanging out with his high school friends and their families, looking and acting like a well-adjusted member of society. Bless him.

>>12598067
The pure ways have done him wonders. Patiently waiting for his book.

>>12597868
This

>>12597868
or wrote 1 word every hour and you're even ten times faster

>whatsapp birthday wishes for a close friend due in 14 hours

>1000 words
>Essay

Is community college at all what it's portrayed as on Community?

What? I just wrote a 2600 word essay in less than a day and got an A, its not that hard

>>12597868
You don't visit/sci/ often, do you?

100 words per day op, how in the name of Stephen King is that hard?

>>12597855
Draw a picture cause, ya know, it’s worth a thousand words.

>>12597855
If you can read all of homestuck's slog you can easily write 1000 words

>>12597855
> Dissertation due before universal heat death

>>12598883
you dont belong on this website

>>12598887
Yeah desu he should just post a random paragraph from Homestuck.
It's not like teachers read essays anyways, unless he's in an AP class.

>>12598893
Explain pls

>5 paragraph essay due next month

Bro, i’ve Written 10k words in 2 days before.

>>12598913
He's just a dumbus who took your worship of SK as sincere.

>>12597855
How are you freaking out over a three page paper?

>>12598926
I bet it was shit though.

>>12597868
this

>>12598891
delete this

>>12597855
800 thousand words webcomic is due tomorrow, what do I do lads?

>extra credit three paragraph reflection essay due before the Rapture

>>12597886
>Masters thesis due one month ago.

>>12598964
make a kickstarter

>>12597855
Haha I have a 20000 sign report about William Blake for tomorrow... Ha. ha...

>>12597867
this.
I finished an 1000 word essay in two days. Remember, profs are the ultimate pseuds.

>>12597867
>>12599010
Glad to know we have capable writers here. One of my Phil courses in college required me to submit a 1000 word essay at the beginning of class every Wednesday. As soon as my prior class got out at 9:00 I would bolt to the library, pump out 1000 words on Plato’s republic, and have it printed and turned in by the start of my Phil class at 10:45. I got an A in the class.
Basically, OP, you’re slow and probably have a low iq.

>>12599003
I've written 2427 words and I'm not done with the first out of three poems yet...

Please send me some hope and energy /lit/ I need it...

>>12597855
>publisher expecting 450,000 word encyclopedic novel tomorrow
>haven't started it
what do?

>>12599047
It's 2am here

>>12599062
Go on a cruise.

>>12597855
>300 word essay due in 48 hours
I'm even more fucked

>>12597855
change your gender, make it about that

>>12597855
> t. non humanities major

>>12597870
desu

>>12598883
Ya gotta go man, I'm sorry.

>>12597867
Dude, stop making shit up. Nobody can write 1000 whole words in under two days.

>>12598893
>>12599467
you just ate bait that was so terrible you're going to need to get your stomach pumped

>>12598979
this unironically triggers me. Fuck any teacher that makes you write a reflection longer than one paragraph

>>12599469
I have written more in a 4chan post

>>12599513
Sure you did guy, and let me guess, you could do 500 whole words in one siting? Fuck off.

>>12597886
Charls a cute, A CUTE!

What's the origin of this joke? I saw a thread devolve into this one time in 2011 in a way that felt pretty organic. I don't know if I was there when it started or if I was like the little kid who thinks their older brother is the only person in the world that knows how to get the golden scale in Ocarina of Time

>5 word essay due in 10 years
I'm not gonna make it, lads.

>3000 words due in exactly 10 hours, 20 minutes
>still haven't done any of my calculations because I'm not a dumb english "major"
>only 300 words in and already contemplating starting over

>>12599072
Still up, nearly done with the first poem...

>first day of class at uni
>professor asks students to write name, hometown, favorite food, and why we enrolled in class on a notecard
>she’s collecting them in five minutes
i’m running out of time bros

>seven word shitpost
>due right now

>abbot wants five pages of the ulster chronicle copied today
>vespers in one hour
>havent started
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

>>12599961
thats six words

>>12597855
I wrote a 1500 word essay in two days once in high school. If you have a decent outline and know what you want to say it's not hard at all.

>>12599982
that's the joke fuckio

>>12599891
Lol maths is easy it's just numbers

>>12597855
>1000 words
nigga I shitpost well over a thousand words every single night on 4chan. dumb fucking zoomers these days I swear.

>12gb game due by Q1 2021

>>12597855
i wrote my 10k word diss in 3 days and got an 87 so 1k words in 10 is ez

hey guys i think op was not earnestly representing their true thoughts

>2min oral presentation due by the end of year
>haven't even picked a topic yet

How are neetbux these days?

>haiku due today
>havent even started it
>still browsing 4chan

>>12597855
Is this some shitty meme?

>>12598979
>i cant string together more than a few words of my own thoughts
If you can't dismiss it in less than 50 words, you should be able to write a book about it.

>>12599901
>Tfw you post real shit on a shitpost thread and everyone thinks that you are joking.

>>12597855
what, are you some faggot in middleschool?

>>12599499
paragraphs can be one sentence to thomas bernhard levels of 130 pages

>>12600023
>implying 12gb isnt just the skybox textures this day in age

>>12599891
imagine thinking a math major is actually more useful than an english major LUL

>>12597867
>>12597925
>>12598839
>>12598874
>>12598883
>>12598887
>>12598934
>>12599990
>>12600028
>>12600404
I can't tell if this board is full of foaming at the mouth newfags or if everyone is just double baiting. Hoping it's the latter, but if it's not then I regret to inform you that this is in fact a meme, you dips.

>>12600240
I've been there dude. Hang in there and get as much as you can done.

>>12600894
so your saying OP should be banned and this thread deleted?

>>12600894
When you've been here long enough, literally everything becomes a successive string of baiting, moving infinitely towards more and more subtlety

>>12600906
Depends on whether or not you think it counts as shitposting and whether or not it warrants such a reaction.

>eight word shitpost due before the thread dies

>>12597886
based charls

>>12597855
>>12597867
I have a 1500 word essay in two days. Its doable, but my oh my how i hate essay writing.

>>12598989
Ouch. You have my commiseration and sympathy.

lol asked for an extension on this fucking 6 page paper because I hate this prof's rubric so much. I like to write, but under certain conditions even i can dread writing 1000 words.

>>12600240
Update? How you doing fren?

>>12597855
I write over a thousand words on 4chan a day. lol
You're just a retard.

>>12601084
>I write over a thousand words on 4chan a day
It is you who is the retard

>>12597855
lol I literally wrote 7 thousand wordss in two days last week. they were two 3.5k word essays.

1000 words in 10 days?... Cmon anon this is some easy shit.

>>12600894
you have to go back lad

>>12599513
This process the left can't meme

How does b8 this bad get on page one of /lit/?

>>12600894
obviously this is double baiting

I always wonder if these threads are jokes. I once made an assignment of 20.000 words in a week, I don't understand people that are incapable of writing more than 2000 words per day.

>>12601423
the sad thing is, i've seen people actually complain about 1000 words in 14 days but this has to be bait, otherwise ;-;

>>12600240
>>12600894
>>12601081

I've handed it in - missed a couple of points because i didn't have time... but i hope it goes...

>>12601831
now it's finally time to sleep though
good "night" frens

lol are you kidding?
my bachelor thesis took me 2 weeks, master thesis one month. i finished normal university essays in one day prior to the deadline fully loaded. kids these days

>>12599180
Sounds like a fun thing to do

>>12597855
mstrb8r

>>12597886
>tfw literally skipped first 6 months of uni
i want tio die

>>12597855
>Homestuck poster cant into writing
typical

>>12601516
Yeah this one is obviously b8, but it is sad that such people are also unironically out there

>>12601839
Cheers lad, hope you got all the points you needed!

>>12600108
Best post in those whole shit thread

>>12602712
Best post in those whole shit thread

>>12597933
fucking love this shit

>>12602150
I hope so

>1000 word essay due in 9 days

>>12601831
thoughts and prayers

>ten word shitpost due in nine days

>>12599469
I wrote about 600 words in one evening. it's possible if you know what you're writing about

>>12597855
ive done 10000 words of creative writing in one day

>>12599990
I was just thinking that kek. I spend more time hacking it down to avoid popping the character limit. Back in the day, the English and lit instructional drones would admonish me not to turn in another Hong Kong phone book.

>200 word essay due in 2022
just kill me now

>>12599469

Are you a caveman?

>>12600108

You witty little cunt

>>12597855

>Handwritten list of all of the numbers of Pi due in 2 galactic cycles

I'm fucked lads