/lit/ - Literature

>>12573797
Its rare and mostly by accident.
Better to take a girl that has already a passion for reading and then introducing her to "greater" books.

Speak with women and ask them if they read anything. Fuck off.

>>12573797
doesn’t look like a philosopher
animal spirits are strong in her toned legs
warpaint bespeaks bottomless appetites

>>12573797
>strategically placed coffee cup
>just so happens to be sitting near the gaming a graphic novels section

This photo couldn't be more obviously staged if it tried.

They don't exist. I almost got into a relationship with a girl who claimed to love McCarthy, Sophocles, Spenser, Gogol, other good choices. But when I tried to read around her she kept taking my glasses and saying "Give me attention! Pretend I'm your book" and I realized she was immature and just making believe she was into books so I'd be her orbiter.

>>12573884
>>12573905
lol...

>>12573797
/lit/ /lit/ /lit/
/lit/ like bic

>>12573797
I'm a girl who reads I could say quite a lot, mostly culturally acclaimed authors, there at a lot of girl readers in my literature faculty, but most of them think they are the greatest pile of shit in the world for reading something mildly good, they are all pretentious and irritating, you can find girls who read in arts faculty but they are the same basic bitches as non readers

>>12573946
would you like to be culturally enriched instead?

>>12573797
My advice, if you enjoy something, keep women away from it.
Road Warrior
Ghostbusters
Star Wars
Flat chested Tomb Raider
Academia
Journalism
Women are toxic to male enjoyment. Just find a nice girl with big tits and good fellatio skills and dont let her know you enjoy reading. Just tell her you’re going to the gym and go to the library instead.

>>12573946
Girls don't call themselves girls. Men call women girls. Just like women call men boys, men don't call men boys.

You are like the fraud I posted
>>12573905

Only you are not just pretending to read, you are pretending to be a girl as well....

>>12573884

>>12573972
Based and Holmespilled

>>12573797
\lit/ gf's are the worst ever, give up this shitty and retarded question

you don't want it, believe me. you don't want it

>25 pages into war and piece
>pierre dont ever get married, dont ever get married until you no longer love woman

>>12573797
shit gimmick

>>12573797
>be me
>hot gril
>have a craving for starbux
>see that a barnes and noble is nearby
>hummmmm
>i should take a picture for the boys
>get my doppioshotlitegrandefrappuchino with extra caramel sauce
>don't tip
>walk over to a random section
>open a book
>see a staff member
>ask them if they can take a picture of me leaning against the bookshelf while pretending to read a book
>get a hundred likes on instagram
>success

What did you do for society today, /lit/?

>>12574477
I see pictures of women shoving their fingers through books like it's a pussy and going ";) Reading is sexy" on my social medias and I wonder if any of them actually read.

specifically this pic

>>12574493
>>12574499
Do you really think there's a chance any of them have read in their entire lives?

>>12574518
Yeah, but it'll turn out to be mostly y/a and cut and paste romance, much like how boomers love corny espionage novels. Find me a girl who likes Dostoevsky and that's someone whose toes I'll kiss all day.

>>12573797
I wonder if this girl knows her picture is posted on /lit/ on a daily basis?

>>12574564
Well, she did totally take it for the attention.

>>12573946
She's right, a woman who reads is still a woman. Their ontological status does not change, they are still ontic objects and it is a mistake to think literature can turn them into beings with reflectivity.

>>12574588
>she

>>12574577
I assumed it was a creep-shot taken by some 4chan deviant.

>>12574564
Probably too busy getting fucked by Chad to care

Might have found one but books still haven't taught me how to talk to women

>>12574654
>>12574630

>>12573950
Never ever thought I'd say this, but this is the first nigger who I find handsome. Does anyone have sauce on him

How do I make my gf have more interest in reading books? I have tried but she loses interest quite fast, mainly because of school.