/lit/ - Literature

HE'S GONNA SAY IT!

The introduction is by a bishop. That's promising. Wait, no it isn't.

plebbit thread

Table of contents part 1. "Good Breeding" catches the eye.

>>12566747
NO DON'T SAY IT-

Table of contents part 2.

... "Secret Diseases."

>>12566740
There's nothing morally objectionable about eugenics as long as they are available to everyone who wishes to access them.

>>12566769
Skip to "consummation of marriage" I wanna know if I'm doing it wrong.

The masculine ideal.

The feminine ideal.

This might have been considered progressive for the time - sleeping in the same bed is A-OK!

Oh, never mind. "The mind away from sexual thoughts, and the hands away from the parts."

If you chant it repeatedly, it has kind of a fun rhythm.

Masturbation is bad. Very bad.

Also, sex itself is bad too.

Women in particular shouldn't need sex.

What a foolish notion that any kind of sex life is conducive to health.

Lol this guy is a total loser
t. Jail bird and degenerate

Diseases are from God.

show them secret diseases NOW

>>12566886
*tips fedora*
tiests are sooooo dumb XDDDD
let's watch sum rig and morgy :D

How to have the most boring conversations.

>>12566917
I don't even understand what this post is trying to say

Where's the lie in these? All very sound advice. Keep posting.

>look at these sheep bitches
>uploaded from iPhone
lmao

Upload more tho

>>12566740
Scan the whole thing, OP.

>>12566905
Hepathitis, HIV and herpes fit accurate description of doctor.

>>12566974
>using the uploaded from iphone joke after the occupy movement
It's very hard to exist without a smart phone. Owning one is not a sign of hypocrisy and doesn't say anything about your beliefs.

This is like saying
>haha, he's an anarchist but he doesn't break any laws

>>12567039
Get a sub-100 dollar android you mong

>>12567063
I thought the dig was about corporate conformity. Buying an android is just supporting google instead of Apple

>>12566839
This is fascinating anon. Even the victorians suffered from premarital sex and constant masturbation. Will you post some of the reproductive organs?

>>12567078
Hahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahajahahhhahhahabhabhahahahahbahahahhahahahaha.

>>12567099
ok whatever

/lit/ - Smartphones

>>12566824

>>12566769
Post an excerpt from "The Toilet".

>>12566824
thanks for sharing. These are all great
>If you're too horny just exercise and take a cold shower
>all men can be chaste in body and mind
>except the genetically inferior ones, who are doomed to promiscuity and alcoholism

this is fantastic, thanks op

upload it as a pdf

>>12567157
>he owns a computer
kek what do you do play video games? They say I owned a computer until I saw someone create memes on a phone, then I threw out my computer.

>>12567157
>>12566917
>>12566765
You forgot to post a meme frog pic alongside your text.

>>12566791
>>12566802
Holy based

>>12567039
>It's very hard to exist without a smart phone.
holy shit is this a fucking joke

>>12566802
>book from 1917
>female ideal involves getting educated

hey thats actually pretty progressive

Best thread in a looong time. Please do post more!

>>12567435
I second this

>>12567541
It's a normal female ideal in west (and curiously Ming China, Korea and Japan) for at least past thousand years. Feminism is based on giant strawmen and deliberately erroneous historical narrative.

>>12566928
>no memes, no irony, no attention-whoring
god if only more people followed these principles

>>12566791
>>12566802
Makes me sad. Those were better times

>>12567541
because school is where all good virgin boys are

>>12566989
>>12567435
Do it, OP, please

>>12566880
well, yeah, having sex doesn't make you healthier. If anything it can only make you unhealthy and diseased.

>>12567039
>using the occupy movement in rhetoric as if it were a pivotal moment in modern history
yikes

>>12566802
>>12566791

this is all relatively sound wisdom. appreciate it, OP.

>>12566989
this, please.

Unlike some of the other pages, I don't find too much to object to on this one.

>>12567603
RedLetterMedia?

>>12567603
>when you are leftist and someone gives you good advice.gif

skip to the toilet section

"Hallowed Pleasures"

>>12566740
>mfw much of this is considered offensive now

I half-expected to find "Eye of Newt" somewhere in this section.

>>12567624
NOOO LET ME KEEP MY DEGENERACY

>>12567619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Cf-6vKVWg

"Bark and acid mixture"???

Masturbation will injure you, apparently.

>>12567646

>>12567599
>implying that a normal sex life isn't conducive to a healthy psyche

>>12567629
Based and redpilled.

>>12567670
Where is the lie?

>>12567688
I would definitely imply that yes. It's more important to the psyche to have romance in your life than sex. You aren't gonna get any long term fulfillment from hiring prostitutes that's for sure.

>>12566867
>Women should know nothing about sexual pleasure. Just be happy to take care of kids and the house.
Look, I'd consider myself very right wing and traditionalist. But this shit is retarded. With a mindset like that they where practically begging to have something like feminism wreck society. Assuming anyone actually thought like this anyways, and this wasn't written by some weird faggot

>>12567744
For me they go hand in hand. Having sex regularly with someone who is attracted to you is a natural, healthy way to improve your mental state

>>12567652

Sedative No 13: Morphine + chloroform + alcohol

Yep that'll put you down all right

>>12567767
>hurr promoting value A causes value B durr
You argue exactly like dumb marxist whores. Problem wasn't strictness but leniency. Suffrogettes and other outlier weirdo cunts should have been whipped and raped into submission. Civilization had worked just fine for a few thousand years based on those sexual mores. It was leniency that led to catastrophe.

>>12567773
Well I hate recreational sex. I wouldn't be so strict as to say only after marriage, but as this book put it you should "not separate sensuality from these ends which hallow it", as unhallowed sensuality leads to hedonistic excess which is both morally and emotionally bankrupt and unhealthy. I just dont see sex as some sort of psychiatric remedy like you seem to

>>12567836
>Well I hate recreational sex.

>>12567836
It's not just a psychiatric remedy but that's one of the nice things about it. I tend to think that the relationship between two people is what "hallows" sex. Not being religious, I'd never have sex with someone who I wouldn't want to talk to afterwards.

>>12566928
desu the "Avoid oddity. Eccentricity is shallow vanity." is true

>>12567879
No it isnt

>>12567879
All of them are true desu

>>12567828
>Problem wasn't strictness but leniency
As a general rule I agree. I guess i'm coming from the assumption that people historically weren't this autistic about sex and the more Victorian era views where a purity spiral interpretation of older customs and not the same sexual mores of thousands of years before. I'll admit though that I haven't read into the history of this stuff so might be completely wrong

>>12566740

>>12567987
what the fuck is going on in this picture
aside from the "How to be Black"-book, that is

>>12567987
also, is that infinite jest on the shelf below? jesus christ

>>12568014
Yes and of course its real

>>12568014
It definitely is

>>12568018
Oh and the link.
https://www.vogue.com/article/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-interview-vogue-november-2018-issue

>>12567987
keep in mind nomalfags don't actually read books. Chances are no one there knows anything about those books other than that some liberal source rated them positively and therefore its good for status signaling.

Is infinite jest bad or something?
sound like a funny joke book 0u0

>>12568085
it´s the lesser man´s gravitys rainbow

>>12568109
Is that about trowing gays to their deaths 0_0?

>>12568109
Not really even superficially other than going "I assume this guy has read pynchon and delillo"

I really hope we get to live in a really uptight fascist state. So you stupid fucking niggers and your families get enslaved and executed by the state you yourselves helped create.

>>12566928
This is advice actually seems pretty brilliant. Saved.

>>12566749
Based Noted Specialists.

>>12566791
>>12566802

This is good advice.

>>12566839
>servants and people of loose morals
I knew they were behind all this immodesty.

>>12566824
Chaste and breadpilled.

>>12566839
>>12566850
>>12566880
It's true.

A lot of this is just common sense

>>12568537
Is it really?

>>12568582
Yes.

Found it on archive.org
https://archive.org/details/naturessecretsre1919shan/page/6

>>12568582

>dont be a irresponsible idiot
>dont beat your meat too much
>dont be a obnoxious tryhard during conversations

yeah

>>12566824
>>12566839
>>12566850
>>12566867
>>12566880
thanks for sharing OP, this is unironically good stuff

>>12568582
yes you dumbass lmao

>>12567688
>man i need to beat my dick otherwise i go insane xD
or
>waaah i need pussy :(( why don't i get any pooosssyy!!??? :((
choose one or both i dont care

>>12568591
Thanks. This is a good book.

>>12566928
>Avoid giving the impression of one filled with "suppressed egotism"
>Avoid oddity
>Never give advice unasked
>Never discourse upon your ailments
>Never tell a coarse story
>Never infringe upon any established regulations among strangers
Never was better advice given in such succinctness.

>>12567582
>Those were better times
Someone set the example in the earlier time period for the author to know what to place on the left column.

>>12567624
>leftist
you have to be 18 to post here

>>12566928
>Never repeat a word that was not intended for repetiton.

what does this mean

>>12568035
I don't know about that. She seems to have Thomas Piketty's "Capital in the Twenty-First Century" and is following the same train of thought as Thomas.

>>12569564
Don't say shit like "Fuck", because "Fuck" is a vulgar word and should not be said in public.

>>12569604
Also, don't say "shit"

>>12568591
Thanks, anon!

>>12569564
maybe it's out of politesse concerning certain subjects in conversation, like for example "she's infertile" or "he doesn't drink, he's a recovering alcoholic" or "their baby died" or "she didn't get the promotion"

i honestly don't quite know, that's just my take on it

>>12566928
This is good advice OP, its clean.
saved.

OP please pdf this for the sake of history

>>12570070
read the thread
>>12568591

>>12570103
Thanks m8

>>12566917
Its like you're stretching irony unto another plane of existence

>>12566740
It's a decent book on etiquette, morals and all but that title is actually very misleading. I expected more on niggers.

>>12566769
Jesus Christ I want to read this. Not joking. I can only imagine the values espoused and rue the life instead that’s come.

>>12566802
>idle and immoral
Perfect summary of 90% of the women I know.

>>12570303
It's probably available on archive.org

>>12570335
>implying 90% of men arent the same

I'm gonna live by these pages. Fuck all niggers too

based hugo

i want the PDF!

>>12572023
https://archive.org/details/naturessecretsre1919shan

>>12572010
Redpilled

>>12567582
>sad over loss of better morals of times past.
>posts pic of eastern euro-trash porn star slut.

>>12567635
>chloral hydrate, chloroform
that shit'll work fine, yo!

>>12566773
N

>>12567613
wtf this isn’t what my 100k in student loans told me 20th century sex was like

>>12567541
It's not that progressive. I really can't say if public education was ubiquitous for girls in either Britain or America, but I can say manuals regarding raising daughters would have stressed the importance of education as well.

>>12566740
https://books.google.com/books?id=UUdHAQAAMAAJ

Not sure why nobody posted a link to the book, though with a different title.

Very based and very redpilled thanks OP.

>>12566824
>>12567428
>>If you're too horny just exercise and take a cold shower
Sounds like the nofap guys.

>>12572038
Oh, I guess somebody did post it. Is there any reason to prefer archive.org to Google Books? I find the latter much more user-friendly.

>>12573729
>>12573735

>>12568132
if that ever happened, anyone who had ever posted on 4chan would be first against the wall

>>12573718
>regarding raising daughters would have stressed the importance of education as well.
oh no the horror

I'm surprised nobody reap off the pages or burned the book considering the era that we live in.

can anyone who does not agree with what's being said in the pics, explain why instead of just ridiculing with le epic irony

>>12573837
Not that you are implying otherwise, but I wasn't implying it was horrible, only that it's was not progressive to maintain that education was necessary to complete a woman, not even at the beginning of the 20th century. This would have been progressive in the 16th century, and I am unsure when this changed, but Johnson, writing in 1751 wrote:
>There prevails among men of letters an opinion, that all appearance of science is particularly hateful to women; and that therefore, whoever desires to be well received in female assemblies, must qualify himself by a total rejection of all that is serious, rational, or important; must consider argument or criticism, as perpetually interdicted; and devote all his attention to trifles, and all his eloquence to compliment.
>Students often form their notions of the present generation from the writings of the past, and are not very early informed of those changes which the gradual diffusion of knowledge, or the sudden caprice of fashion, produces in the world. Whatever might be the state of female literature in the last century, there is now no longer any danger lest the scholar should want an adequate audience at the tea-table; and whoever thinks it necessary to regulate his conversation by antiquated rules, will be rather despised for his futility than caressed for his politeness.

>>12568600
"Men more frequently require to be reminded than informed."

>>12573880
>There prevails among men of letters an opinion, that all appearance of science is particularly hateful to women; and that therefore, whoever desires to be well received in female assemblies, must qualify himself by a total rejection of all that is serious, rational, or important; must consider argument or criticism, as perpetually interdicted; and devote all his attention to trifles, and all his eloquence to compliment.
Unironically good advice.

>>12573791
Maybe /b/tards in 2008. 4chan is the 21st century salon for young students. Most people who post here (on the hobby boards at least) are young and attending college

>>12567767
Upvoted

>>12566917
lol'd so fucking hard

>>12573978
partially true but there are a lot of christcuck boomers especially on /lit/.

>>12566989
this or send it to archive.org so they can

We destroyed the whole happiness of civilisation simply to satisfy our perverted fetishes for a few seconds of pleasure? It makes me so sad to think about all that was lost so people wouldn't feel ashamed of how they live their pathetic private lives

>>12574046
>christcuck boomers
are you retarded? do you think anyone who shares christian beliefs is automatically a boomer?

honestly, what's with the fucking invasion by meme marxists who spout atheism and materialism like mad? bro you think jerking off is bad? lol bro it feels good just do it

>>12567767
Who let you out of the kitchen?

>>12569564
Don't gossip. Don't repeat words which were given to you in confidence

>>12566802
>female education
Other than that I think we have a decently redpilled book in our hands

>>12566802
>20 year old who dates is idle and immodest
>26 year old with children is loved and honored
pedos BTFO

>>12566791
so, it's a picture book for plebs, and every other reply to this post is positive.
hmmm...

>>12567582
>better times
>someone felt there was a need to write the book in the first place and even brought up the "all the other guys are having sex" line

>>12567767
In modern society you are right. The "take care of the house" thing made more sense back in a day before modern conveniences where cooking or chores took hours instead of minutes.

>>12574894
>unironically using the word pleb
discordtranny/commiefreak...

>>12573736
I suppose it's just preference, and I prefer archive.org. However, I'll accept a copy from anywhere.

>>12566966
The poster has that persona associated with a fat, neck-bearded, fedora-wearing, atheist/anti-theist. After seeing the "god is punishing us" reference he scoffs and goes to watch Rich and Morty.

>>12566928
Very spot on actually. I am surprised. People seriously need these lessons. I love old books.

>>12569564
Like like like like like like like like like, etcetera.

>>12566740
>a bishop talking about sex

Thanks OP, this is literally "20th century incels: The Book"

>>12575841
bro bishops are so stupid lol

Great thread, thanks of the laughs OP

>i-if i say great thread ironically maybe people will think everyone else is d-doing the same

>>12566850
Literally the shit from tumblr
>if you look at a woman you raped her in your mind

>>12573692
I

>>12566928
Honestly, apart from the first one these are all spot on.

>>12567691
I know for sure this apply to 99% of modern USA. And I love it

>>12576577
GGER

>>12566740
Huh

>>12576572
how can this concept be so foreign to you? how can you not understand it?

Most of it is sound though basic advice, which doesn't mean it shouldn't be said at some point.
I guess I'm a degenerate compared to the standards put there but I can't object to 95% of it.
Are the niggers itt really surprised by an advice book saying not to indulge in every whim that passes through your head and having standards of order and purity?

>>12576863
some people seem to take great offense

>>12574239
Arbitrarily suppressing our animal instincts is a good way to ensure they get unleashed elsewhere, in some incredibly unhealthy manner.

Remember, this is the same civilisation that sent millions of men to die in industrial slaughter for a pointless war that amounted to nothing.

>>12574336
All christlarpers are spiritual boomers.

>>12567582
>being this delusional about the past

>>12567652
>Ugh people are so degenerate compared to the past
>YO DUDE TAKE THIS MORPHINE TO MAKE YOU SLEEP

>>12566905
>>12567021
He is describing Syphilis pretty accurately, it actually transmit from father to mother, and then to the offspring (look up congenital syphilis) and it can actually be transmitted by a kiss. Take into account that it had epidemic proportions in those days and there was no penicilin to treat it easily.
t. Med student who loves History.

>>12577009
explain

>>12566839
>>12566850
>>12566867
>>12566880
All true.

When I saw "Eugenics" I was expecting some ethnical cleansing manual with ammends to gene editing, but this is actually a wholesome book.

>>12566883

You've never been to jail

t. Jailbird