/lit/ - Literature

>>12465436

I am

me desu

>>12465436
The jannie, filthy zionist.

>>12465436

reported

>>12465436
>Who’s the father /lit/?
Uncle Adolf.

>>12466054
do you think she recorded him

>>12466080
>Uncle Walter is not normal

Probably a brazilian

>>12466072

MODS

Anyways, whoever the father is, here are some inspirational words from our girl Ruby.

>>12465436
At my grandfather's memorial last week I learned that he was born on the exact same day as Anne Frank.

>>12466668

Was she a little Jew from the Netherlands too?

>>12466668
Why the fuck would they mention that at a memorial?

>>12466701

Anon probably noticed his date of birth and looked it up later and realized it correlated with Anne's.

>>12466668

Was he a cute little Jewish boy from the Netherlands as well?

>>12466715
>probably
I thought maybe they were Jews. They love to namedrop that kind of shit.

>>12466715
He was ethnically Dutch (I think his parents were from Holland) but not Jewish. I'd say grandpa made a better run of things than Anne, though.

>>12466701
There were several speakers. Two were uncles and one a great uncle. The last was a pastor, and he mentioned the coincidence. I'm guessing maybe he plugged June 12, 1929 into wikipedia and that's what it spat out.

>>12466715
Didn't think of doing that.

>>12466752
Not Jewish. Pastor didn't really look Jewish either.

>>12466767
>Two were uncles and one a great uncle.

My uncles (grandfather's sons) and great uncle (grandfather's brother-in-law). Looked weird when I read this over, as though his own uncles spoke, etc., so had to correct.

>>12466668

I looked up some events that are on Anne Frank's birthday to fuck with /his/ once. Some pretty interesting stuff happened actually.

>Disputation of Paris
>Battle of Jargeau (one of Joan of Arc's most famous victory after Orléans)
>Thomas Gage declares martial law in Massachusetts, causing the American Revolution to spiral into a full-blown war
>Loving v. Virginia ruling issued by US Supreme Court
>Russian Federation formally breaks the Soviet Union
>Nicole Simpson murdered
>NATO forces invade Kosovo

And since it seems to be everyone's favorite subject when talking about Anne Frank, here's what happened in the American Civil War on her birthday

>1862, J.E.B. Stuart successfully rides around the Union Army and attacks its rearguard, helping to precipitate the Seven Days Battles two weeks later.
>1864, Battle of Cold Harbor ends in disaster, with thousands of Union troops cut down by Confederate troops entrenched on the roads leading into Richmond
>1864, Battle of Trevilian Station, the largest and bloodiest cavalry battle of the Civil War, Sheridan's force are repulsed and nearly annihilated by Confederate troops under Wade Hampton III while attempting to cut the Virginia Central Railroad
>1864, Confederate general Leonidas Polk leads the Army of Tennessee in the Battle of Marietta and is killed two days later

>>12465436

Moi

If the nazis had any brains instead of being dismal Jarman lemmings they'd turn all the jewish cuties like Anne into personal maids instead of exterminating them.

>>12467161
Maid you say?

>>12467190
based Amon

>>12467194

Unlike the other Nazi retards, he realized Jewish women are meant for fucking, not killing.

>>12465436
peter

>>12467311

Peter Pan? Doesn't really seem like her type.

>>12467325
No, peter parker

>>12465436

>>12466054
If there's one man who'd build a time machine only to travel back to 1945, save Anne Frank, and then impregnate her; it's Jeff Mangum.

>>12467725
his face looks like a skull only barely covered undered a thin facade of skin
a skeleton wearing a rubber mask

>>12466729

I live very near Anne Frank’s old house. I can be your cute little Jewish boy if you like

>>12465436
Pedophille.

>>12468141
>a skeleton wearing a rubber mask

If I pull it off, will he die?

>>12467190

I found this funnier than I really should’ve

>>12467725
Look at that huge aryan braincase

>>12468164

Is the building still there? Is it a museum? I know the warehouse where she spent the last two years of her life is the big one everyone visits.

>>12467311

>"P-Peter, why are you looking at my diary again? I told you I don't want you reading that until after this war ends and I'm ready to publish it. Won't you come back upstairs and cuddle with me? The baby loves it when we cuddle. He kicks like crazy whenever he senses his papa's nearby. I just love it when you put your hand on my belly and feel our son kick. Don't you? Maybe once the adults are asleep, I can even take off this dress off and the three of us can do some 'soul-searching' together. Hehehehe..."

You're barely able to control her long enough to get off your chair and onto your back. She doesn't need to take much off. Even if she had a bra that fits, it wouldn't last long under her engorged bosom. There's no need for foreplay, the constant slosh of a womb strained to the very limit of it's capacity and well beyond that against her organs is enough for Anne, and just seeing the naked swell of a middle full of your children gets you the rest of the way. She knelt over you, straddling you with her massive belly resting against yours. It's heavy. You swear she gets heavier every time you come together, but as she grabs you with both hands, you suddenly don't care.

She could have a Tiger in her middle and it wouldn't matter, not with how you feel slipping in her tight slit. You sink into her as she rides you. A first slowly, she's so heavy she can barely manage more. But you get into her rhythm, working together against the Reich even as you work deeper into her sweet abyss. She's the first to moan, she's been bottling this all up all day. The thrill of the kill mingles with her natural hormones and drives her faster.

A moan from you now, it's all you can day. She's got you tight, each thrust driving your breakthrough deeper into her lines. She tries to contain your push, but her walls of flesh aren't strong enough to contain your lighting strokes. For almost half an hour the two of you are one. One body, one moaning flesh throbbing and dancing together. It'll be soon now, at least you hope. You've been telling yourself she's almost done for what feels like years, but she keeps finding ways to bring you closer.

Then you shudder, suddenly made of steel and gunpowder as you dump everything you have into her. She feels it too, a moan longer and higher than before purring through her lips. Her back arches and her eyes roll back. Then in a breath, it's finished.

>>12466646
I really am missing the point here

>>12468141
are you by any chance fat

>>12468141
Prussian men are either autistic skeletors or lumpy double chinned ogres

>>12465436
>mfw reading this thread while listening to Different Trains and hearing "One of the fastest trains"

>>12471239

based

>>12465436
John Wilkes Booth

>>12468141
He looks like he's wearing an edgar suit made from LBJ's skin.

>>12467161
i know this is shocking to you monglids and muslims, but there are peoples who do not take pride in rape or showing indifference to their (future) partners for life. Some might say they call it a perversion, immoral and a subhuman trait.
Weird concept to you, I know.

>>12470870
It was just a poem that was somewhat related because it referenced not knowing who the father of an unborn fetus was.

>>12466666

>>12465436

>>12468164

You should print out this thread and post it on the door.

can someone explain all the pregnant anne frank + confederate shit to me

I don't go to /his/ enough to know, but I always see it

>>12473078

Anne Frank died because they sent Y*nkees and bongs to do a Southerner's job. She would be alive, happy, and be nine months pregnant, cradling her huge round belly in her arms if only the South had triumphed and the Good Men of the Confederacy been there to dare stand against the tyranny of the Nazis.

>>12473078

Anne Frank died because they sent Y*nkees and bongs to do a Southerner's job. She would be alive, happy, and nine months pregnant, cradling her huge round belly in her arms if only the South had triumphed and the Good Men of the Confederacy been there to dare stand against the tyranny of the Nazis.

>>12470884
>Prussian
He was a Swabian, retard.

>>12471956
Yeah, because exterminating the shit out of them puts you on a moral high ground

>>12466045

>JANNY IS A JOO

>>12465436

>>12473277
Sorry, g*rmoids

>>12466054
/thread

>>12466782
>Loving v. Virginia
B L E A C H E D

>>12473124
But the American Civil War ended 64 years before she was born?

jeff mangum duh

>>12476739
I wish his name was magnum. Way catchier desu

>>12476796
"Jeff Magnum" will be his stage name on the comeback tour.

>>12465436

I am

>>12465436

Who else would it be?

>>12476739
>>12476796
>>12476809

>>12476736

Yeah and? The Civil War cast a long shadow in its wake. It probably directly impacted every person born after 1900 it was that important.

>>12468164

cool

>>12473078

Post more lewd Anne

>>12465436
I'm still a virgin. So, it's definitely not me

>>12465436
our nige of course
made us proud

>>12470757

It's just a normal house with people living in it. You really have to know it because there are no indications to tell you that she lived there or where it is.

>>12479999

Normally I wouldn't risk it on a blue board but for quads, it's worth it.

Must I remind you?

>>12473124
>>12478410
based

>>12480394

Thanks

>>12470817
This is my favorite picture on the internet

>>12465436

Me :)

>>12465436
Mr Van Daan.

>>12467213

This

>>12480723

Same

I just wish the artist would do more.

>>12480378

Why did you have to?

>>12466054
the only correct answer

>>12483795

Exactly

>>12465436
/his/ fags get out.
Why is this still up?

>>12474554
Impossible. If Janny was a Jew he'd ask for monetary compensation.

Mods are dead
Post whatever the fuck you want

Do you belong here?

>>12484811
>pregnant Anne Frank
>normie