/lit/ - Literature

I'm in!

I’d come but I’m too nervous and not well read enough. Enjoy fellow nyc bros. Perhaps we can all go to union pool one day and get laid

I've never used Discord before, but I think I made a chat? Pleaes advise https://discord.gg/SVNH23

This shit sounds fun, link me the discord

>>12465520

I think I did this correctly? https://discord.gg/SVNH23

Please let me know if you can get into the chat

I’m down as well - I like Korean fried chicken and I think I’m well-read enough to go along with things if the meetup actually gets /lit/-like.

tfw stuck in the capital region
help

Let's eat at jewel bako.

I stayed at the top of the ritz one time, excellent view of Central Park.

I live way up near canada and I just wanted to say that I hate all of you downstate faggots and emperor andy

>>12465670

Just take, uh, Amtrak?

>>12465614
>>12465674


But please do join the Discord - the last time I participated in one of these things, the Discord was key to getting everything together and your suggestions and input on the plan will be more effective through the Discord.

>>12465731
I wouldn't touch that link with a 10 foot pole. No need for discord. We have 4chan.

Give me 3 reasons to join the discord and I will.

>>12465509
Can a guy go there alone and get laid if he’s a 7/10 autist?

The Metrograph’s restaurant is apparently nice. Maybe catch a film after too with whoever’s willing.

How deep do these convos go? I don’t want to be the kid who awkwardly plays with his food while a serious discussion about the applicability of Hegelian dialectics is going on. What happens if I bring up DFW? I’m not very well read. Will I be laughed out by me fellow /lit/ezens? What’s the age range? Etc and so on and such

suicide cringe mission, there could be some chill ppl but how do i know u wont be a bunch of alt-right nerds like those kids that showed up at the hwndu thing, everyone thinks nyc ppl are cool, but out of 8 million souls there are plenty of fools

>>12465492
>>12465917

Let's do this in Oneonta. There's a wicked strippy there too. Hot tatted girls with 'tudes

>>12465933
>Oneonta
just virtually sauntered down their main drag via streetview, cute lil berg, but i'm not traveling three hours into middle of nowhere to meet some dudes who might be spergs

>>12465492

What's the shoe policy for Women?

Let's try Bushwick.

>>12465933

You do realize that Oneonta is as far from NYC as literally like Baltimore, right? They are technically in the same state, but if you want a meetup there, you'll have to make your own thread, since there's no way any reasonable person who was thinking of going to the NYC meetup would be able to switch his destination to Oneona or vice versa.

>>12465917
>everyone thinks nyc ppl are cool
literally no one thinks this but delusional New Yorkers you stupid nigger.

>>12465976
shoeless

must be able to succ

>>12465981
by "cool" i just meant woke npcs as opposed to autistic kids in maga hats and pepe shirts that show up for milo talks

>>12465492

Hey /lit/ ladies! Threadly reminder that when you get a pedicure, it's not just about improving yourself and supporting the economy but it's about your pretty feet improving any social space you grace, including /lit/ meetups! Do the sensible, graceful thing and get the pedicure, girls. Decent society and people who love aesthetics need your tootsies looking sharp, hot, clean, supple and toned.

>>12465976
no shoes, no socks, no service

>>12465731
How's the discord coming along, dude?

>>12465979

I'm wary of trying places like LES (Metrograph) and Bushwick simply because I expect that a lot of people who might come to meetup will be from NJ, CT, Long Island, outer parts of the boroughs, etc. I don't want to dissuade anyone from coming because the location is awkward from a transit perspective, especially since we're just going to be sitting and talking, which we can easily do around the major transit hubs of Penn State/Port Authority Bus Terminal/Grand Central.

How does everyone else feel about this? I can't think of a really compelling reason to make the location difficult for anyone, since the venue is not all that important considering what we'll be doing.

>>12466012
>going on doxxchord

not even once

>>12465980

I bet some lily urbanite like you would rather tinkle his own trousers than piss in an alley or behind a parked SUV

Bushwick women are the hottest.... hairy legs and whipping attitudes.

>>12466022
no worries, these fratboys think i'm stupid.

>>12465917
god, who knows, maybe some magatards in nice suits would show up, what a spectacle

I’ll go if we meet at a Popeyes.

>>12466055
Chic-Fil-A!

>>12465492

You might not be aware but there's a sizeable contingent of proud NYC "No-Fappers" who mainly congregate on a different website but come here to discuss Infinite Jest which we think is a medical manual to the No-Fap Devotee. We'd really love it if we could borrow five minutes from the group's schedule for a brief agnostic prayer and our No-Fap Affirmations, after which you have the floor, My Captain! We're really looking forward to this meetup. I hope it's warm enough so women who attend the NYC /lit/ meetup feel comfortable wearing open-toed shoes. Imagine if some quirky girl wore flip-flops, haha! They'll probably all be wearing those cynical mocassins and slipper type shoes that hide their sexual toes from leering footsexual perverts. This is the context that makes a sound shoe policy instrumental to a successful /lit/ meetup.

>>12466074
if u were from nyc u'd realize how fucking cold it is in january, no one is going anywhere in sandals except the most hardened north indian who grew up at the foot of himalayas

>>12466074
tldr

>>12466090

Himalayan Desifeets sound dank. I want to rub those chilly soles on my cheeks until they grow warm and spicy again, pungent in that peppery curry way all Hindis smell.

>>12466111
fuckin footfags man lmao

>>12466123

Weird too. Talks about them like they're the scum of the earth. All they ever do is drink Kava and snort coke, apparently.

>>12465492
that sounds so fun but I'm too shy and have no clothes fancy enough for a high-class NYC restaurant. Hope you all have a great time!

>>12466074
My father used to always tell me to look at someone's shoes to understand them. I think it's kind of bullshit. It can tell you some things but not everything.

The eyes are the most important.

>>12465492
Can we bring our pissbottles too?

>>12466155
Why would anyone want to go to a "high-class" NYC restaurant? Those motherfuckers not only do not understand the definition of class, their understanding of what makes a person virtuous consists in how well they can banter and tell jokes at the country club.

High-class? More like "high-bill." Enjoy your paid women and large bills, you bunch of circlejerking ivy league queers.

Glad Occupy Wall St happened. Hope it becomes a yearly event. Maybe the scary people of color in harlem, brooklyn, and the bronx will join in too.

>>12466166
check em

Theme for this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R57I6APVpE

>>12466194
>richest people in the world don't understand the definition of class

nice cope

>>12466257
>dad! Dad! Tell the bad man to go away.

Read some Marxists, dumbass. If you use the words "high-class" and "low-class," you don't get it. Atleast you're not using the word classy...

>>12466325
Or, alternatively, read some more Auchincloss and stay in your bubble. Will make the next Occupy even funnier than the last. Maybe there will be an Occupy Brooklyn, or an Occupy Greenwich.

Nuke New York.

Are Pajeets allowed?

>>12466350
Yes. No shoes. We'll go to the Yale Club, half the people there are probably Indian anyway.

>>12466209
Notice the Yale jacket.

>>12465509
>>12465823
diff anon here. I am also not well read but I've been to Union Pool. A girl came up to me and said "nice fit" then we cheers'd. she was trying to strike up a convo with me but I didn't find her attractive

>>12465979
Sure, who doesn't like indulging in fine dining and discussing great Western literature whilst surrounded by impoverished niggers in run down public housing?

>>12466621

Wow, it's like I'm actually at the country club right now, smoking cigars and wearing chubbies (no homo)

But hey. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. no homo

>>12466017
>I'm wary of trying places like LES (Metrograph) and Bushwick simply because I expect that a lot of people who might come to meetup will be from NJ, CT, Long Island, outer parts of the boroughs, etc.

not the person you replied to but I'm from CT and always go on tinder dates in NYC... williamsburg, bushwick, ridgewood, red hook, all around manhattan. it aint hard (for me at least) to get around in NYC

>>12466637
wanna meet up and find a bitch to double team at your place? (i live in Connecticut)

>>12466633
Why the racism bro? I ask this because.

1. We are in fucking NYC
2. There def is an anon or two who will be attending and are black.

are you scared of minorities?

>>12466651
I can call my friend and meet up at Westchester. Don't feel like having sex with another dude (sorry if that offends you.) Or double-teaming. I don't share.

>>12465983
>>12465999
based

>>12466654
With the crowd in this thread, there's a very slim chance of a black anon showing up. But who knows, maybe one of you can bring your black friend.

>>12466654
i thought this was a /lit/ meetup, not an r/books meetup

>>12466667
there is already one black anon ITT that is thinking about going.

>>12466651
By CT, I assume you mean NY suburbs right? Bc if not, I might actually entertain the idea of spending time with you.

>>12466669
r/books are for white guilt ridden cucks. maybe that's up your alley.

>>12466684
i think you replied to the wrong person

>>12466680
by CT I mean I live in Milford, Connecticut. Im an hour and 20 min train ride from Manhattan.

>I might actually entertain the idea of spending time with you.

what did you mean by this? I don't swing that way homie.

>>12466674
good one. i'm impressed.

>>12466688
no I didn't, bucko. Try cleaning up your room before worrying about other people.

>>12466693
Milford? Never heard of it. I know of Darien, Westport, Greenwich... never heard of Milford.

I was thinking golf or lunch but you don't seem very... unique? Rescinding my invitation, chief. Sorry.

>>12466698
cringe

>>12466712
>Darien, Wesport, Greenwich

yeah I'm not some fucking WASP faggot.

>I was thinking golf or lunch but you don't seem very... unique

I wouldn't have gone in the first place but ok.

>>12466674
Is it the one black person in Connecticut?

Or is it Milford's gf's hubby?

>>12466723
Wrath? or Envy?

>>12466731
former

>>12466734
gaiety

>>12466749
Well don't show up. The faggots who created this thread are all wasps, I just thought you were one of them.

>>12466753
noted. thanks! dodged a bullet.

this thread is cancer, not going

>>12466769
nobody cares my dear friend.

>>12466769
it's a troll thread in the first place

Who here is actually trying to get drinks in the city. The Ides rooftop bar in Wiliamsburg is breathtaking. pic related.

what is it with meetup threads that brings the snivelling redditoids out of the woodwork

it's like there's something on the table so enticing that they dare stop lurking

>>12466811
Maybe some up and coming writers will show up and you can meet them.

>>12466902
this. i hate redditors.

>>12466902
What do u mean?

bump

Protip: never allow yourself to be read.

Glowworm's the only person in this thread worth talking to. Everyone else smells like NY sewers.

>Meet up with lit pseuds
Yikes!
>Free Dinner
Maybe

>>12468761
Some things are free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't.

Glowworm, if you're ever in New Orleans (or anywhere south of DC... perhaps, Memphis, Nashville, Atlanta, Birmingham, coastal towns), send me an email. Or a text (once we've talked further). I can get you anything you want. Finest drinks. Finest... things.

All for free. Dallas could do the same maybe, but his pockets are a little low.

I'm a brazilian anon who's going to be in NYC on Feb 2nd should I come

>inb4 no

>>12468932
please come to brasil

(but really don't go, there will only be filthy WASPs attending.)

>>12468932
Please do. You'll see someone graduate from being a novice writer to a seasoned novelist.

>>12466654
I didn't say anything disparaging about the niggers, you buffoon. I clearly implied it was uncouth to indulge in our "privilege" in front on them. I was expressing concern for their psychic well-being if anything.

MAGAtards are right, liberals are the real racists!

>>12468986
>>12469000
I am in only for the free dinner

>>12465492
Let's meet at that Pizza Place that the Clintons always go to when they are in town. Hillary says their CP is to DIE for....

>>12469055
Di Fara's it is then! See you all there.

>>12469037

I’d be down to meet up for some drinks. I live in bushwick.

>>12469241
you know any hot bitches in bushwick?