/lit/ - Literature

>>12465197
you're not writing a diary. you're writing fiction.

>>12465197
You don't

you don't. you write an apology letter to womankind for being a gross neckbeard and neck yourself.

>>12465197
Make a tulpa and write about that.

>>12465225
DON'T do this.

I botched my tulpa creation and now have a deformed, aborted-fetus type thing constantly floating around with me and croaking for me to kill myself.

I swear to god I'm going to find the right ritual and banish this thing back into the hell it came from.

>>12465197
You honestly shouldn't. You don't have experiential knowledge of holding your lover as you slowly become increasingly aware of your dick as her face comes towards yours, her puffy lips pressed against yours, first softly, then with pressure, and again, and again, as she breathes out her nose and you grab her and kiss her neck, and again your lips meet but now you feel her tongue and you smell saliva on your skin and hers, not a pleasant smell in itself but now necessary as you push her down on the couch and brush a stray lock of hair out of her face, your entire awareness now split between your lips and your dick but mostly the latter, an aching pressure now riding up against her body, your hands running down her curves and flesh and feminine fat and you pull your face away from hers for just a moment and look in her eyes and she in yours and

See? That's as far as I can write because that's as far as I've got. I couldn't write a sex bit if I tried. Damn I'm so lonely and horny.

>>12465197
write an updated Oedipus Rex

Easy- create a universe where women and sex don’t exist.

>>12465197
write a novel about a zoomer doomer incel who learns to become a bloomer through the help of a 30 year old boomer, a wine aunt, an art hoe, and a tomber

>>12465377
my mind experience a kind of semantic overload reading this post

>>12465256
How are its blowjobs though?

>>12465302
If you just avoid writing about romance at all will people just think it's your style or can they tell that you're doing it because you've never even hugged a girl who wasn't related to you?

>>12465490
>never even hugged a girl who wasn't related to you
they'll just think it's your style but holy cow

>>12465480
I imagine I could get the same sensation from fucking a very oily jar of peanut butter, but it's more the being able to shut the goddamn thing up for a few minutes while I hate-fuck its "face".

I mean, technically it is a female, so there's that. But all of the eroticism involved in the sex acts I get to have it perform on me stems from a blindingly vitriolic hate, rather than any sort of physical attraction. It's an odd feel.

>>12465512
if you think that's bad I have never even left the 1 mile radius section of forest surrounding my small log cabin

I guess Borges is your only hope, OP

>>12465256
Make a Jackie Chan tulpa. Jackie Chan always fixes everything.

>>12465490
>>12465512
>never even hugged a girl who wasn't related to you
I haven't and I'm 25. Is it really that bad?

>>12465197
Just write unconvincing relationships like George Martin.

>>12465377
>>12465386
checked and saved

>>12465532
You Americans sure are weird.
Is it a personal space thing? Have you guys never gone to a birthday party and hugged the girl?
t. incel from a non autistic country

>>12465197
It doesn't matter, really.

Pynchon may have used many drugs, but I'm sure he didn't eat shit while having sex

>>12465521
that's a based reason though
>>12465532
even my 25 year old turbo-Asperger's depressive ADHD meganerd best friend has hugged I'm pretty sure, actually on second thought I'm not sure about that but I think he might have been hugged by that tiny girl Casey at least once, that seems believable; in any case that's the realm we're talking about
>>12465555
checked, also no, we Americans are not autistic like that, although I do say that as a half-Finn

>>12465555
checked
it's because there's lots of space, it's easy to go full NEET and never interact with anyone, I'd say large numbers of american men live and die as incels

>>12465197
Right what you know. Everything else is dishonest.

>>12465563
You’re not half Finnish.

>>12465685
why would you state something like this so assuredly

>>12465563
>>12465586
But to not even hug a girl? Seems unbelievable, and overtly dramatic at that. Hugging is part of basic courtesy

>>12465685
how rude of you to say this, I am half-Finnish
>>12465722
yes, not hugging anyone is extreme autism, hugging is a basic courtesy, this other anon simply never has any interactions with any people at all

>>12465714
I’m almost half-Finnish but I would never say so unprovoced. I’m not mad. Are you mad?

>>12465779
im not the Finnish guy, i just dont understand why you think you could possibly know if some anon is part finnish

>>12465722
>Hugging is part of basic courtesy
Nope, and even if it was, many of the guys claiming to be hugless aren't out interacting with enough people to partake in any form of basic courtesy with people. I was one of these guys. I was hugged for the first time by my attractive female coworker on October 15th, 2018, at about 1:15pm, at my then job (my first job). I felt what I would describe as a spiritual warmth that cascaded down my spine, like I had slipped into a warm bath while having an orgasm. It made my chest ache. My heart beat fast and I got teary eyed. It lasted about 3 seconds, but I vividly remember the sensations of being touched by a female, and will die a happy and fulfilled man with that experience.

>>12465377
And the twist is that the art hoe is a trap, we discover in book two of the planned trilogy.

>>12465779
Perhaps it's because you're only almost half finnish. If you were fully half finnish you would have the balls to not give a fuck. Do you even like metal and hockey, have you ever eaten a moose?

>>12465954
Confirmed for knowing nothing about Finland. We're reindeer folk, not moose folk.

>>12465256
>>12465514
what the fuck

>>12465850
It was just a hug soulja goddam. Ease up. Go outside more

>>12465521
>if you think that's bad I have never even left the 1 mile radius section of forest surrounding my small log cabin

Like in your entire life? How is that even possible?

>>12465722
I'm 22 and I have never talked to a woman (aside from my mom and sister) for more than 10 minutes.

>>12465197
Watch a few pornos and romcoms like Annie Hall to get the feel of what romance is like.

>>12465197
Play a lot of visual novels and newgrounds dating sims.

>>12465555
I was never invited to any birthday party by anyone before.

>>12465197
“I recently purchased a Nintendo DS and a copy of Sprung. I originally bought the game, because I needed some lessons on what to say to, or do for, a girl. To make a long story short, I developed a fear that all the pretty girls are already paired up with a boyfriend. I’ve dubbed this social phobia, Noviophobia, after the Spanish word for boyfriend. Anyway, before Sprung, I was afraid to approach most women (FYI, I’m 22-years old). I tried to silently attract a boyfriend-free girl, mostly with signs, for over one year and four months. Then Sprung provided me with general things to say and do, so I felt more confident. When I tried my new-found expressions from the dating simulator, I forgot my fear of the infinitely high boyfriend factor, and I met a couple of lady friends with whom I feel more comfortable. So thank you, Nintendo and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed."

How do expect to write quality fiction when you are incapable of understanding 99% of all fiction ever written?

>>12465514
how the fuck you can fuck a tulpa if this being its just inside your head? or do you fuck her in your dreams?

>>12465197
Just copy what you see in the media

>>12465197
You develop empathy.