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I am horny and desperate, which literature should I read to get better at sexting. Should I start with Greeks?

>> No.12462620

>>12462608
Greeks are pure sexuality. Marble chiseled bodies, a preoccupation with fitness and healthy eating, tightly wrapped togas draped over hard, sweaty bodies. Not to mention pederasty, the flowing of wine, the orgies, the public masturbation.

The Greeks ooze sex.

>> No.12462640
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>>12462608
give her the Hegel

>> No.12462671

Start with Thomas De Quincey and then work your way back through his sources. There's a bit in Confessions of an English Opium-Eater where some young women pay him to write letters to their lovers which are just the right balance of interest and appropriateness.

>> No.12462689

>>12462608
/lit/erotica

>> No.12462692

>>12462608
Just be a horny bastard over text, talk about some of the craziest shit that ever turned you on with some self awareness and at the very least you'll get a laugh and at worst she'll be super into it.
I just go off about like slave fantasies and hardcore bdsm roleplay scenarios and clothes I want to see her in and shit. Just mix it up with the nonsense.
Girls respond really well to that. Might just be my handsome guy privilege but I'm pretty sure everyone loves goofy sexy guys.

>> No.12462701

>>12462640
I don't know why, and I've seen the picture before, but the picture combined with your comment was just so darn funny

>> No.12462715

>>12462608
epicurus

>> No.12462758 [DELETED] 

>>12462715
>>12462692
>>12462671
>>12462640
>>12462620
>>12462689
Thanks for the suggestions.
Is there any book that will make me less boring?

>> No.12462771 [DELETED] 

Is it Ok to read literature just to impress girls?

>> No.12462803

bump

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12462840

lots and lots of dead horny french guys. also freud desu

>> No.12463839

>>12462640
I know this is a repost but it's still cringe.
girls who read historical fiction are normie-tier trash, to say nothing of rowling's moralizing dreck
what she really wants is for chad to text her with "forget dumb books let's get drunk and fuck"
but then you made yourself look like a pretentious asshole by pretending you're casually reading philosophy
at the very least you could have just been like "oh yeah I also still read childrens books" or pretended to be into the same historical-setting romance shit as her