/lit/ - Literature

harry potter. seriously. or dune, when i was a teenager.

fuck off normie OP we're trying to have a society here

>Dooming a person to a lifetime of suffering for your own fleeting, carnal pleasure
Sickening.

>>12458173

And you came to /lit/ to tell us? That's pretty dumb.

*hits pipe*

>>12458183
>Dune
Based.
I'm reading it now, 18 so I guess I'm still a teen.

>>12458173
Congratulations, OP
I'm really happy to hear it was such a lovely, meaningful experience for you :)

>>12458173
>I will never have this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHGGGGGG GODDAMNIT!!!!

>>12458173
Congratulations!

>>12458183
Potter is quite normalfag

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>>12458173
>Reading books because it makes you happy
Pleb

>>12458197
>Dooming a person to a lifetime of suffering
OP's child isn't going to be raised by you, though, so not necessarily.

Why would you have children in this age? They are not even yours anymore, they are the states

>>12458173
>>12458236
>>12458260
Congratulations OP, but for the love of your child please leave this place. You're a father now - 4chan is the last domain to be on. It's not a good site for anyone, period, but especially not for someone in your position now. This site will only corrupt your mind, which will then possibly corrupt your child's. Leave. Please. Best of luck as a dad, and I send your baby my blessings through the screen. Take care.

>>12458354
OP's a larper you fool

>>12458173
Try Gilead

Good book for a recent father

>>12458173
>a child
Just to start the whole charade over again, eh? Just to keep this whole farce going, huh? When will it end? When will we have had enough? It's the same old thing, again and again, just because each couple thinks ITS love is true and worthy. "I've found the love of MY life," he says. And so what? That's the same thing as the last guy said. "SHE's perfect, SHE's the one," is what he said. It's time for OUR child--this one's going to be different, this one's going to make it. And what? It's the same play, new rendition--same roles, different actors. When will we tire of it? When will the enchantment wear off so that we say, yes, now I will have the end, now I will meet my maker? But no, we're too afraid to make a clean break, too afraid to leave the cards on the table. We have to slip something in at the last minute, partake of one final indulgence--and the whole mess starts over for another round! I hope she was a stunner. I hope she was a beauty, anon. Good enough for you, eh? Pretty enough to give the world another spin, huh? "She's worth it," you thought--worth another go. It was YOUR turn, YOUR moment, YOUR pleasure. No one was going to keep it from you, yes, damn it all to hell, it was your chance and you took it. What a fine beauty she must have been. What an allure, what an enchantment she cast over your eyes! What a spell! Strong enough to possess a man, to bring forth his essence and transmute it into another! Ah! What a trick! What a maneuver! She got away with it! The she-devil, the witch! And now she's brewed up another concoction! Another fool, to wit, to carry her precious ingredient, her favorite elixir until she's ready to conjure up another hobgoblin, another homunculus. But we could end it! We could lift the spell and free our brethren from this horrid sleep, this wicked dream! But not today. Today another soul is forfeit, another doom is assured, another spirit bound up in mortal coil! Alas! Alas! Once more, once more we're foiled!

>>12458173

Post preggo pics

>>12458392
blow it out your ass cracka!

>want to be a father
>schizophrenia, alcoholism and small penises plague my entire family

Fuck you and your child, natalists should hang together with their spawn

>>12458173
Congrats OP.

>>12458173
Congratulations OP, I hope you have a happy life

>>12458173
>just had a kid
>post it on 4chin

We truly are here forever

>>12458173
This is bait, but I would still like to say that a good parent is one whose cruelest act toward their child is giving birth to it. Try not to make things worse, you physical progenitors.

Women and Men

>>12458173
Why the hell you on the Internet on this day? Weirdo.

>>12458173
Congratulations, anon.
I guess it's GRRM's the Hedge Knight.
I know how /lit/ feels about him, but it's a pretty wholesome adventure.

>>12458915
It only took 30 replies to get an actual answer. Thanks, anon - I'll give it a try
Never change, /lit/

>bringing another person into this miserable reality
Yikes, better kys my man

>>12458915
Also, thanks for these suggestions: >>12458381
>>12458894

>>12458471
same, I'm just hoping to find a halfway normal girl with a hung dad to maybe balance it out.

>>12458455
not pictured: the collapse of the aid programs keeping africa's population artificially inflated

>>12458173
awful larp faggot

>>12458173
You've forced someone into life, and you've forced them to eventually experience death. And all for what? For you selfish "happiness" that could have been achieved in other ways. I hope having a 4chan-browsing father doesn't fuck up your child.

>>12460464
I was talking specifically of death due to the diseases brought about by ageing, which as of now hasn't been cured.

>>12458173
Imagine being this fucking normal and still spending time on 4channel. How does this shit even happen?

>>12460464
lmao i remember being 17 years old too. good times.

>>12460478
I hope you'll have times as good as you had back then.

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>>12458277
Even if OP manages to raise his child into a decent human being, this society will still be shit.

>>12458173
what happened to the baby that leg was attached to?

imagine witnessing the birth of your first child and then a couple hours later posting about it on 4chan lmao

>>12460698

Haha, was about to say that. 4chan is a really amazing space with a diverse community :''^)

>>12458208
*cries alone*

>>12458173
Did you want a child before you got your wife pregnant?
I go back and forth over whether it's worth doing, but the positive biological feedback is presumably immense sewing as it's our major function.

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>>12460723
>it's our major function.
Baka

>>12458173
Ahh I see your body has drugged you into liking your child as always

>>12460799
Ahh I see your body has drugged you into making a shitty post as always