/lit/ - Literature

Umm this thread just happened.

DFW is in Hufflepuff, Hemingway Gryffindor, etc, etc

Not which authors equal which Houses, but what house did YOU want to be in when you read the books.

>>1245213
What's Rand in?

>>1245211
In 1998 I wanted to be in Slytherin because I was 9 at the time and it seemed pretty cool. Hufflepuff was 'pussy', but now it just seems... not cool. Hehe.
Anyways, I probably still wanna be in Slytherin, they provide alot of the plot.

>>1245217
How is that even a question? She is greedy, a complete egotist, and speaks with a Russian accent.

>>1245216
Ravenclaw was cool, tehy were mai lit-fu's house and didn't really get much exposition.

Hufflepuf are basically the Switzerland of the 4 houses. And they have a Badger as they're avatar. How lame.

Hufflepuff = Not the brightest of the bunch
Gyffindor = Overrated
Slytherin = Badass
Ravenclaw = Pretty damn clever
I'd personally would go with Slytherin or Ravenclaw

I'd like to be in Ravenclaw but their colors are shitty. After that it'd be either Hufflepuff or Gryffindor. I can't be in Slytherin as I am biracial.

I think most of /lit/ would be ravenclaws who think they should be in slytherin, except for the tripfags who would be in hufflepuff and think they should be in slytherin.

ravelclaw or puff

wow lots of hating on hufflepuff

i fucked a married woman with kids can i be slytherin yet

>>1245297
Well Hufflepuff canonically get no respect.

Ravenclaw

Definitely Hufflepuff. The laid back stoners and misfits.

>>1245230
Holy crap you're right. She is the perfect Slytherin.

Slytherin.
Only because I like their dungeon common room.
And green is really my color.

>>1245313
Really she sounds more like Durmstrang

Ravenclaw because I'm a smart bitch.

>>1245236
>badger
>lame

Best be joking, son.

>>1245352
why would post a picture of shamalama's horrible trainwreck of a movie?

>join Hufflepuff
>take part in the group orgies

>>1245378
I always imagined Hufflepuff to be people who are like very christian (not like the ones who go around yelling about how people are going to hell, but the ones who only think it loudly) and super committed to community service and dedicated. Not really smart but they're very committed. Usually very upbeat (in a sort of sickly way, almost like a smugness I'd say, but it lacks outward arrogance, actually that might be a prerequisite of smugness), like to organize outreach events, those kind of people.

Of course since this is Harry Potter, they wouldn't be christian but rather some sort of devil worshipping witch but the premise is still the same.

>>1245260

Skin colour had fuck all to do with Slytherin, your parents didn't even have to be pure blood. Snapes weren't.

>>1245410
You don't know that he could be from a mix of unambitious races like the polish/negro

I always imagined Hufflepuff as the friendly morons who are good intentioned but dumb as shit.

Slytherin are your stereotypical mean people

Gryfindor is your pretenious idealistic shitheads.

Ravenclaw are a bunch of indie faggots.

If I had to choose, I'd choose none of them. I'd be a fucking monk wizard. I fucking hate magic wands and all this cauldron bullshit. I wanna meditate on mountain tops, levitate and kill people with telekinesis.

>>1245386

That is exactly what Hufflepuff were about. They got retconned to being useless later on because JK was moist for only 2 houses.

I wanna be that wizard who pulls a gun when people challenge me to magick duels

>>1245417

I know there was at least one Negro in Slytherin.

>>1245423
Yes, but that was affirmative action.

Gryfindors remind me of those dumb Socialists who no shit all about politics and claim the Communist Manifesto and Trotskys/Stalin's biographies are they're favourite books and think they're the shit and are intellectually superior.

>>1245440
Yeah they're all about helping out the downtrodden, but they have no fucking clue what they're doing and they usually just make it worse

>>1245440
>>1245449
>Hitler samefagging to make people hate Marxists
Nice try fascist scum, but not this time!

I always wanted to be in Ravenclaw. Never heard much from them in the books.

But....I'm a Liberal IRL.

We get to see they're common room in the last book and hopefully in the last film.

>>1245461
Yeah but unfortunately it was during that situation.

I liked the books so much because I felt like I was going to the school as well, the 7th book was hard for me to read because they weren't even going to school. Heh.

It was weird from movie 3 and onwards how they switched from school uniform to regular clothes.

>>1245474
a little i suppose, but the movies' aesthetics don't have that much consistency.

>>1245378
You've convinced me to be in Hufflepuff.
But, in all seriousness, I say Ravenclaw.
The Ravenclaw people seem pretty cool, and if they really are that smart I would like to chill with them.

>>1245423
Sabin Blaze or something like that.
He was black, I believe.

>>1245410
The pure blood thing was just Voldemort's dig and he wasn't even pure.

Hufflepuff is for retards, Slytherin is for dickheads, Ravenclaw is for cool guys who are nerds, Gryffindor is for cool guys who do okay in gym class. Don't let anyone convince you that there's more complexity to it than this.

Ravenclaw, hands down. Smartest, best colors, decent quidditch team......

oh yea, and Cho Chang. Can you beat a beautiful Asian? I think not...

I never read Harry Potter.

I wasn't a gaigantic faggot.

>>1245558
>Can you beat a beautiful asian?
A beautiful anything else can

Mark Zuckerberg is a Slytherin, Priscilla Chan is prob a Ravenclaw

>>1245282

I know I'd be Hufflepuff, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Gryffindors are lolcows, Slytherin are angsty faggots, and Ravenclaws, though pretty cool, probably don't have all that much fun.

>>1245558
1. Where is this beautiful Asian of whom you speak? Oh, you meant the pic you posted. Oh, you're one of those faggots who has such a raging AZN fetish that you can't even tell when a girl is ugly if her eyes are tilted a cetain way. Oh. Yeah. Nice.

Honestly though I'd be mostly content with Hufflepuff because I think they'd be more accepting of underachievers and they wouldn't be on your tits all the time about studies or intrigue or HONOUR. I would be a little jealous of Ravenclaw, though.

what is the diference among the houses? the canonical one

>>1245641

Gryffindore was for douchebag go-getters
Slytherin was for Nietzsche fags
Hufflepuff was for fatties and weeaboos
Ravenclaw was for band-geeks

I'd be in Slytherin. Clearly.

>>1245651
Captain: I'm detecting large quantities of fanon here

Gryffindor all the way.

ITT: A bunch of kids who got teased too much in high school have decided to UNLEASH THEIR DARK SIDE and they think themselves dark, clever, manipulative, and ruthless and say oMg I'm sO sLyThErIn. You're not Slytherin material, you're a pussy who still wears Nightmare Before Christmas apparel.

>>1245641
>>1245655

I see someone likes Teen Titans here.

>>1245668

>>1245667

I only said I'd be in Slytherin because my father was in Slytherin, and my grandfather, and so on back to the Norman Conquest. You're clearly too plebby to understand.

I wanted to be in Slytherin just to see what the story looked like from a perspective that didn't constantly suck Harry's cock

realistically I would probably go to Gryffindor; can't remember what Hufflepuff's like

>>1245512
Blaise Zabini. Spelling might not be spot-on, but I think it is.

>>1245641
so there is not a canonical explination? then this thread is pure fanboyism

When I read them-- and I only read four-- I wanted to be Gryffindor, because I was nine and it was cool to have attention paid to you.

Now, Ravenclaw.

I wanted to be in Gryffindor, but really I don't think I'd fit into any of them very well.

>>1245667
trying waaaaaay too hard there bro, nobody itt is claiming anything close to that

>>1245747

We told you, in a blunt and equal-opportunity insulting fashion, what the houses represent. If you can't fill in the blanks, then go to fucking Wikipedia.

>>1245771
OK then, im going to stick to this thread standars

i will provably will not enter to hogwarts and if i enter i will be expulsate in recorde time becouse im alpha as fuck

Ravenclaw. I didn't care for the war and not for the dark lord, I was just interested in the world and the magic just like the Ravenclaws as we saw in the last book when most of them left when they had the oppurtunity.