/lit/ - Literature

>God

void

>dogger

>>12444252
>progressive
>inclusive
>toxic
>bigot
>racist
>megalodon
>queer
>hugs
>conservative communist
>anarchist
>antifa
>drumf
>"for her"
>AOC

there

thats not a cream pie its a creme brulee

>>12444287
>hugs
>fucking hugs

>>12444264
>doggo
>pupper
>furbaby

>>12444337
>woofer
>having the "zoomies"
>arfer
>pupperino

>>12444296
That's not a creme brulee it's a custard tart.

>husbando
>misuse of literally

>>12444252
Most abbrevations irk me to no end

>>12444374
the fuck is a custard tart

>>12444448
creme brulee for bongs

>>12444426
literally get with the times, grandpa.

>>12444475
this is unironically a good thing
now wait till unironically gets a subdefinition for "seriously"

>>12444475
I don’t mind emphasis but actually use of it when it’s metaphorical

>woman of color
>woke (used unironically)

>>12444486
based

>>12444426
>>misuse of literally
that literally drives me insane

>>12444296
c'est pas une crème brulée c'est une tarte au flan

>U N I R O N I C A L L Y
A L S O, S P E L L I N G L I K E T H I S

>>12444252
>problematic
>systemic
Pretty much those two grind my gears the most

>>12444457
I'm not a bong and it's not a creme brulee. Read the filename on it, it's a custard tart, go learn some french.

>>12444374

ur mom is a crusty tart

>>12444252
>cringe

>>12444426
>>12444475

Ironic because literally originally meant what we now consider to be the improper or informal usage. This is immediately apparent when you look at the word. Literally, like literarily, poetically.

>>12444646
creme brulee means burnt cream, which is exactly what's on top of the tart

>>12444687
Are you saying that it's a creme brulee tart? It's just a custard tart, cope.

>>12444287
> AOC
> Age of Consent
honey...

>>12444337
hecking good pupper

>>12444750
>nigga can't into semantics

>translate tarte à la crème brûlée as cream pie
holy FUCK Anglos are truly despicable cretins

>>12444802
It's not creme brulee tart, there's no brulee. The fuck is wrong with y'all today.

>>12444823
I can't even tell if you're trolling or culinarily retarded

>problematic
>epic
>random
>quirky
>netflix and chill

>>12444252
>interesting
Overused to the point where it means nothing... basically an interjection substituting for lack of anything to say

>>12444835
Go ask /ck/ what is it.

>for
when used as a conjunction

>>12444859
>"problematic" used as a noun

No. Just what is it? With a pic.

>>12444426
>misuse of literally
Get with the times, the current misused words are objectively and unironically

"veg"
i'm fine with "veggies" but just say veggies or vegetables. veg is ONE letter away from vag and it sounds disgusting

>>12445823
Unironically is not even a word.

>>12445049
>implying /ck/ is an authority on anything but good, mentally-challenged cooks on youtube

The recipe OP's picture is linked to doesn't mention brulee'ing the top, so it's just caramelized through the oven. But it's not a creampie anyways so OP is a faggot as usual.

>>12444486
Unironically pretty much DOES mean seriously, though. What do you think it means?

>>12444486
>unironically
it's UNSARCASTICALLY GOD DAMN IT

>>12446296
Sincerely

>>12445920
Seriously is an accusation.

>>12444252
the N-word

>>12444287
This, although i have nothing against megalodons.

>>12444252
>class
>classy

>>12444252
>A E S T H E T I C

mortgage

>>12444426
>>12444475
I people still do this? I have been hearing "literally" misused and used much less in general. That might be however because I'm not surrounded by teenagers anymore.

"hubby"

I don't like how gay became homosexual but it makes Nietzsche more interesting I suppose. Is that where the gay moustache meme came from?

>>12444511
People of sexuality is a new term I've heard

>>12446668
It's detaching from it's association with homosexuality with the younger generations if that's any consolation

>>12444287
You forgot
>zeitgeist
>cultural landscape
>cisnormative
>heteronormative
>problematic
>Islamophobic
>patriarchal

>fren
>comfy
Pretending to be retarded is just as bad as actually being retarded

>>12444475
>>12444486
>tfw /lit/ is literally influencing the development of modern English
Based as fuck.

>>12448666
No It's not, Satan

>>12444252
E P I C

>>12444287
This and
>>12446421
This

>>12448044
I only know the last three words.

Dope

>>12444252
>community
Everytime

Educate
As in "we need to educate (x)"
The most lazy way to propose fixing a problem, because "if only everyone was as educated (read: woke) as me, they would inevitably realize that my opinion is the only possible correct one"

>social justice
>liberal
>conservative
All these words are so divorced from their original meaning and politically loaded that they make me gag.

>privilege
>femme
>POC
>Queer
>Human Right (when extending outside the original UDRH into retarded fake "rights")
> -ist
>Offensive

>>12448755
UDHR*

>>12444252
>ejaculated
>discharge
>preggo / preggers
>pupper
>plumper
>bae
>finna
>nibba
etc etc

>>12446388
Do you mean the actual N word or "the N word"

>>12448761
>Nibber
Hwat degenerates do you hang out with?

>>12448768
younger, permanent siblings, unfortunately, if you count "hanging out with" as being stuck in the house during the morning and evenings

>Colonialism

It really makes me cringe when leftists use this term. Capitalism today is fucking not colonialism, and the first world is not rich because it steals from the poor.

It really makes my blood boil

>>12444287

What's your problem with megalodons?

>>12445091
How? Can you give examples?

>>12444252
"Ironic" used as "funny"

I don't know why people get eaten up over
>literally
I always thought that it was just used to exaggerate. I understand that it can be an annoying verbal tic, like, saying, like, like over and over to, like, just say a sentence. But in and of itself, it's surely not a big deal?

I really really hate "wow" in any context. I usually see it when a leftist hears anything their brains can't handle, they'll say "wow just wow" and Reddit loves to tell people how they "just read X ...WOW" Fuck them.

>>12449610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn5Tattkj_E

>tutti-fruti

It hurts to even write it, bros

>>12444252
deglove

>>12449753
I lost my shit reading this post

>>12449753
did elvis rape you or something?

>>12449841
It’s that the word itself symbolizes pettiness and sensualism. The unnecessary spelling of the words, the adjective that doesn’t even make sense, also in the word itself is two equally annoying words. All three words show no sense of self-awareness or respect. They all combine to make the most irritating word in existence. I can’t take it. I have decided I am ending my life. What’s the point of living in a world where it exists?

>>12449879
where i come from tutti frutti is just an ice cream topping with a lot of different flavours. try to find beauty in the world and go on living, you haven't even finished the greeks, anon

>>12449841
It’s Little Richard that wrote the song faggot, and he wrote it because he’s a faggotlike you. He was LITERALLY channeling gay energy to try and make people know he was a fruit but also leave the lyric inoculate enough to have a career.

lesbian

>queer
>sapphic
>problematic
>pupper/doggo
>gay
>achillean
>any word orgy tumblr/reddit comes up with to label something that doesn't need a label

>cunny
>cummies
>referring to soda as "pop"

>>12451582
>referring to soda as "pop"
whatever you do don't come to Canada

>>12451603

Well, I've been to the french part. I couldn't really understand anyone, because the population seemed intent to speak with a dick in their throat.

>stinky

>>12449753
>a wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom

>>12448044
>zeitgeist
who uses this

>>12451935
intersectional feminists

>hubby
>chubby
>tummy
>stinky
>winky
>tipsy
>lala
>po
>tummy
>runny
>cummy
>chipotle
>burrito
>sandwich
>hangry
>cock
>pussy
>tits
>ass
>fat
>incel
>femanon

i could go on

The phrase "I could go on".

>>12452070
fuck you nigger cunt

>greggs
>welcome
>pardon
>racist
>leave
>children
>upsetting
>antisemitic
>disgusting
>bigot
>police
>riddance

>trigger

>Penile
>Extra
>Nonconforming
>Intersex
>Sapphic

>>12444550
this, but unironically.

>>12444426
>misuse of literally
you're a fucking clueless hopeless brainlet, please leave anything literature and language related

>>12444683
This. Also all language is metaphor. People who complain about (misuse) of "literally" are usually ugly stupid average boomers.

>Folks
>POC
>Faith
>Toxic
>Privilege

Words I love
Imbue
Artifice
Affectation
Machination

>>12452227
>greggs

>>12452227
got called racist in greggs today lads

>>12448755
violent femmes is a good band though

>>12444445
Don't come to Australia then

Wubba lubba dub dub

>>12444252
problematic easily

>>12444252
>Toxic

Such a stupid word

>>12444287
>there

>>12448688
>Zeitgeist
The spirit of the times
>Cultural landscape
Should be obvious
>Cis/heteronormative
Something that implicitly reaffirms the idea that heterosexual sexuality is the only correct form of expression

> hER tRUTH

>>12446388
Neoliberal?

>>12448743
yeah, atleast in the US politics has rendered those last two words to a state of almost total meaninglessness .

>moist

Show me a worse word. Protip: you cant

>>12456801
Cummerbund

>>12444252
Orwellian

>>12444252
this when used in a sexual context, including
>cream

>cringe
It's the most annoying and psychologically abrasive word to enter the mainstream. Basically used by people who see their entire lives (and everyone else's) as movements up the social ladder. Just the idea of people wincing at socially unpalatable scenarios is ridiculously sad and uncomfortable in itself. Some of us lay awake at night feeling incommensurable guilt about a small insignificant moment of a very large life and never realize that this obsession with the perfect, ideal conversation is what's killing off any chance at an actually better experience.

>fat fingered (it means made a typo, only boomers and HR retard-cunts ever say it, it implies your finger was too fat and hit the key next to it)
When my coworkers say this I want to kill them. I don't even flinch to the word "moist" or "poc" or "alot" or niggerspeak but this sends me from zero to considering going postal.
>>12446720
>People of sexuality is a new term I've heard
Nigger are you joking right now?
>>12444351
I like pupperino because it sounds like cappuccino and makes me smile. Fun things are fun.