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>Mom found the dialectic

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>Dad discovered the Grimoire

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>Grandpa found the Western Canon

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>Sister found the letters to Nora

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>>12424686
>Psychoanalyst found the Oedipus complex

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>stepsis found the existential dildo

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>>12424686
>tfw mom is The Capiltal

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>brother discovered the Mishima

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>mom found the dildo

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>>12424686
>mom found the consequence

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>younger sister found lolita

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>dog chewed up my 800 page treatise on the nature of image boards
this is the third time FUCK

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>>12424686
>Mom found the self-insert momcest erotica

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>uncle uncovered the urban fantasy novella

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>cousin unearthed the anti-oedipus

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>Dad found the 20 part musical afrofuturism space opera

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>führer found the talmud

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>clone started having thoughts unique to himself

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>>12426655
>the brain escaped from the vat

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>dad found my Ulysses 2 manuscript

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>greatuncle found Atlantis

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>brother found the undecipherable manuscript

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>Sister found the tafsir

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>I searched for meaning in life, found nothing

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>gramps found the "uqbar" entry

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>>12426312
Kek

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>Anglicans found the Q Source

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>>12426312
>Schizophrenic poster found Fanged Noumena

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>Napoleon found the Rosetta stone

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>Sister smothered the sex scroll
FOR THE LAST TIME KEEP OFF MY SHIT

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>>12426152
The what?

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>mom found the barnes & noble wishlist

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>mom found the nick land collection

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>Mom found the copy of Atomised of my pencil-written annotations to inceldom parts and the chapter where Bruno is writing an essay on inferiority of Negros

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>Mom found the copy of Atomised with my extensive pencil-written annotations to inceldom parts and the chapter where Bruno is writing an essay on the inferiority of Negros

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>>12424686
>dad found lolita

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>mom found the treatise, she also refuted my claims and btfo'd me completely.

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>>12424686
>step dad found the categorical imperative

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>hermano found the heresy

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>mom found the National Primitivist manifesto

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>>12424686
>my milf boss' animus found my anima

>> No.12430030

>>12426114
Kek

>> No.12430034

>>12427303
Vibrator with googly eyes to make it look like Sartre.

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>dad found the "Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay" acceptance speech

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>>12424686
>species discovered physical laws

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>the tiger destroyed his cage

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>>12424686
>King George found the apocalyptic poems of revolution

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>infidel found the holy Al-Qur'an

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>mom found 12 rules for life

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>uncle found the upanishads

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>>12430968
He's out?

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>Jesus called me

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>Momopened the Wake to Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunnt-rovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

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>>12427615
underrated

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>apparition found the bible

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>youth pastor found Le Chants

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>>12426291
>4chan-x disabled the force-anon

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>mom asked me about antifragile

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>gf stole my diary

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>Nietscheze found the schopenhaur texts

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>Friends found the journal under my bed where every entry is just about how much I hate myself and want to commit suicide

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>roommate trod on my kobo

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>philosopher king found the lydian odes

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>self-aware computer buddy solved ontology before I did

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>>12424686
>Man has not yet found modernity.

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>>12426883
>Plato did first

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>>12432740
so yes then. A masterpiece that could be constructed from my frame, knowing me, ppp, etched in the minds of all forever.

>> No.12433160

>>12430968
Yes yes Yes!

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>>12432740
>chad beat me to the punch on my phenomenological solution to the Gettier problem then took a shit in my cute nerdy crush's mouth
Not again

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>/lit/ jannies discovered the hidden CP ring I've been running under their noses for years

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>moldbug found the exit

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>>12432273
>friends

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>>12424686
>Rozinante keeps trying to rape Dulcinea

>> No.12433766

>>12430983
Honestly Blake was pretty lucky that no one read his poems when he was alive. We might have had another Voltaire situation if he was famous, shame too

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>bait poster found Peterson

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>>12426835
>brilliant scientist Mary died prematurely so she will never know how it is to experience perciving colors through epiphenomenal qualia states.
Why even live bros?

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>>12430034
oh fuck

>> No.12434654

>>12426312
Oni-san!! Hentai!!!

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>aunty found the atman

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>penis found the vagina

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>Dad found the the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me

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>>12426291
My mom once found my 10 inch dildo receipt i forgot to throw away
it was very awkward

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>my older brother found god

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>qt crush found the roastie iambus

>> No.12436322

>>12436014
kek

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>Girlfriend found; Art of Seduction, Introducing Neuro-Linguistic Programming, The Game, Diary of a Seducer, and How to Win Friends and Influence People.

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>Oedipa found the post horn

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>protestants found the sola scriputra

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>protestants found the Sola Scriptura

>> No.12437307

>>12436452
> , and
You better sleep with one eye open tonight you cunt.

>> No.12437507

>>12435702
pics of dildo and u using it

quickly

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>local bum finds an honest man

>> No.12438263

>psychiatrist found the solar anus

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>I found myself

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>>12438297
/thread

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>my priest found the gospel of Jesus

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>Abraham teleologically suspends the ethical

>> No.12438784

>>12435180
>tfw was just reading it
R E I N

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>archimandrite found the Septuagint

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>beatrice found the divine comedy

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>Gotama found the originating principle of the ego, and found that it was nothing

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>>12437307
>not using oxford comma

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>Victor Eremita found the papers of A and B and decided to publish them

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>mom found the Collins Key youtube comment

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>Jenny found the Manifesto

>> No.12444049

>dad found the illustrations to the s.c.u.m manifesto

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>Johnny found his gun

>> No.12444300

>>12438324
>Sister Louise found the Gnostic readings

>> No.12444752

>>12426981
Kek

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>>12437282
reason found its true nature in the smashing of a skull

>> No.12445558

>>12444191
>Sneed found his feed

>> No.12445558,1 [INTERNAL] 

Ah, thanks mods. How would we have room for yet another culture war thread if the catalogue was filled with actual /lit/ humour.