>mom found the unfinished neo-noir novella

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Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:07:08 2019 No.12407263 [Reply] [Original]

>mom found the unfinished neo-noir novella

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:28:53 2019 No.12407385 >>12407263 how did you let this happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:30:24 2019 No.12407394 >>12407385 She did the monthly bed cleaning without my permission and found the manuscript on my nightstand. This is such bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:30:41 2019 No.12407398 Dude you better tell her the construction tender murders are just a subplot before she calls the cops

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:31:52 2019 No.12407406 How old are you, how did she react and why was it supposed to he hidden (newfag with french as first language sorry)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:33:40 2019 No.12407417 File: 360 KB, 640x360, IMG_8207.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407394 >>the MONTHLY bed cleaning Fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:35:09 2019 No.12407427 File: 6 KB, 235x215, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the Pope found the theses

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:38:22 2019 No.12407448 File: 44 KB, 800x450, 10E7988D-EAD9-4359-A0A3-7471DF960F72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom found the communist manifesto

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:39:57 2019 No.12407459 File: 1015 KB, 976x854, 1518544685796.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407427 > mom found the antithesis

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:43:41 2019 No.12407477

>>12407398
Dumb phoneposter
>>12407406
34
I don’t know how much she read but I caught her in the act and she just gave me a look of hateful disappointment and quickly left the room. There is plenty of racist imagery and words from the narrator so she had to have seen some of that. She didn’t even do my fucking sheets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:47:21 2019 No.12407510 File: 33 KB, 500x354, 1350508717598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407394 >monthly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:51:00 2019 No.12407530 >>12407477 >Chinatown jokes are phoneposter now At least compare me to /tv/ if it wasn't Ellroy enough to be lit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 14:55:08 2019 No.12407548 >dad found the bioterrorist fiction tetralogy outline

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:02:20 2019 No.12407587
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>>12407263
>mom found the isekai novel in which I wrote myself as a reincarnated little girl who sells her body for pennies just because she likes swallowing cum so much
>she chided me for writing shitty isekai instead of actual literature
>she laughed at me for the horrible depictions of sex that only a kissless virgin could conceive
>she said she'd show me how it's done
>she's 537 pages in and still writing
>mfw it's so much better than anything I could hope to achieve

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:04:52 2019 No.12407601 >Housemaid found the notes on Biblical eschatology

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:07:52 2019 No.12407613 File: 216 KB, 844x1266, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom found the dialectic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:08:59 2019 No.12407622 File: 67 KB, 720x467, 1545410765367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >maman passed over the poisoned tea >that was my last vial

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 15:56:01 2019 No.12407905 >>12407587 Serves you right, writing fucking isekai light novels. What's next, sonic OCs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:00:23 2019 No.12407935 > dad's boyfriend's step-son found himself referring to himself in the third perspective

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:01:14 2019 No.12407940 File: 36 KB, 680x765, 1447862626857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom still won't call me Ishmael

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:01:47 2019 No.12407948 >mom found the hip flask in my bible

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:04:59 2019 No.12407969 >son found my hypersexual mystical ramblings. He won't talk to me anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:12:18 2019 No.12408013 >dad found the weed i was gonna use to write like pynchon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:13:46 2019 No.12408027 File: 65 KB, 466x582, wojakpokemon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407263 >sister found my autistic autobiography

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:18:33 2019 No.12408075 >landlord found the crime and punishment ripoff

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:22:17 2019 No.12408106 >gf found “On Woman, an elaboration of previous thoughts by F. W. Nietzsche, A. Schopenhauer and O. Weininger”

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:24:23 2019 No.12408125 >>12408106 w e w Weininger destroyed world thottery, it's a shame he isn't more recognized.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 16:59:25 2019 No.12408350 >>12407905 I moved on to isekai after mom found out the Sonic OC I had made and drew pictures of her cucking me with my own OC.

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:00:11 2019 No.12408356
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>mom found Finnegans Wake

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:09:04 2019 No.12408400 File: 568 KB, 240x291, 1546867156723.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >niece found Paradise Lost >but didn't find Paradise Regained

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:15:30 2019 No.12408443 File: 233 KB, 800x609, 1518807674516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom and dad found my internet log

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:18:14 2019 No.12408463 >>12408350 Christian... is that you? After all this time?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:21:10 2019 No.12408483 >boss found my blogpost "Considerations on Capital: A critique of neoliberalism in light of Marx and Nick Land"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:27:57 2019 No.12408523 >>12408483 I hope he fired you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:32:06 2019 No.12408546 File: 356 KB, 644x644, 3dc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407459 >mom found the synthesis

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:39:53 2019 No.12408587

>gf found my Pierre Menard-style rewrite of Abelard and Heloise, where I trained my hand extensively in feminine letter writing for the Heloise parts.
>big bro found the autobiography that I tell fancy lies in
>grandpa found the sculptures
>thank god nobody found the free verse poetry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:40:15 2019 No.12408589 File: 25 KB, 206x200, aaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mother found materia secunda

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:41:20 2019 No.12408594 File: 11 KB, 269x194, nun-with-a-gun-to-his-temple-beautiful-nun-put-a-gun-to-his-head-isolated-on-white-background-stock-photos_csp35853732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >prioress found the sexually evocative mystical poetry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:45:00 2019 No.12408609 File: 8 KB, 231x218, worried pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12408587 >the smegma sculpture has escaped the basement

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:47:41 2019 No.12408622 >>12408609 I hope you meant the smegma scripture, mister - otherwise I see no relation to literature here!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:48:45 2019 No.12408626 >>12408594 Are you St. Therese of Avila? If so congratulations! You're based!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 17:52:48 2019 No.12408644 >>12408622 Dang autocorrect! Of course I meant scripture, mister Janny. >>12408626 is based to saint what saint is to blessed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 19:16:58 2019 No.12409096 >>12407477 >being this fucking ungrateful kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 19:18:21 2019 No.12409104 >>12408609 >>12408622 >>12408644 >not the sentient smegma culture bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 21:27:25 2019 No.12409761 File: 6 KB, 214x250, 1541637940456s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom found my annotation of Lolita

Anonymous Mon Jan 14 21:42:56 2019 No.12409819

>mom found found herself squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:32:32 2019 No.12410023 File: 27 KB, 480x360, hqdefault(4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mom found the solar-punk eco fascist manifesto and urban planning maps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:37:20 2019 No.12410043 File: 14 KB, 236x226, 1495617466771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407935 KEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 14 22:39:01 2019 No.12410055 >>12410023 major kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:46:49 2019 No.12410662 >>12410023 nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 00:52:17 2019 No.12410705 File: 81 KB, 658x901, 571[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >grand-dad found my annotated Mark Fisher hauntology blogpost printouts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 01:22:26 2019 No.12410835 File: 177 KB, 367x321, 1461005658754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407587 >GF found all the erotic BL light novels I've written

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 01:56:05 2019 No.12410978 >>12409761 Yikes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 02:06:05 2019 No.12411027 File: 43 KB, 640x652, IMG_20180718_061943_045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom found the r9k manifesto

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 02:06:27 2019 No.12411032
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>>12408125
just looked into this, he wrote a book about women and
>The book contained his thesis to which three vital chapters were added: (XII) "The Nature of Woman and her Relation to the Universe", (XIII) "Judaism", (XIV) "Women and Humanity".

yes
YES

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 02:08:50 2019 No.12411043 File: 118 KB, 1280x800, UCSBshoot_caro_original_42950[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12411027 >step-mom found the twisted autobiography

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 02:44:47 2019 No.12411219 >>12411032 kek in his defense if my name was weininger i would probably be genocidal as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 02:52:36 2019 No.12411261 >>12408609 this niggas keepin kids in his basement

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 06:17:06 2019 No.12411929 >>12408443 yikes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:07:57 2019 No.12412060 >roommate found a nixon biography and keeps telling people i like dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:20:09 2019 No.12412090 >>12410835 Actually same. I had a lot of explaining to do about how I thought I was gay for about 2 years

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:44:25 2019 No.12412170 >>12409819 lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:50:11 2019 No.12412185 >>12409819 high grade kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 07:58:52 2019 No.12412211 >dad found the first edition of my invite-only online literature review: "Faulkner's Fallow"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 08:52:13 2019 No.12412363 File: 73 KB, 306x306, 1407554694267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom found the printout of the 2018 /lit/ top 100 list with only the genre fiction checked off

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:28:20 2019 No.12412501 File: 142 KB, 494x743, 1519837074668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407263 >Mom found The Capital

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:33:20 2019 No.12412518 I know we’re memeing, but when I was 12 my mom found my book of poems that consisted of me calling a guy down my street an asshole in different ways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:38:28 2019 No.12412555 >mom found my unfinished novel with an ounce of weed taped to the back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:45:53 2019 No.12412600 File: 381 KB, 888x524, 1545530239279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom found the pro transhuman manifesto written in the form of a dialogue

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:50:11 2019 No.12412623 >>12411032 The tiger is out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 09:54:39 2019 No.12412647 File: 17 KB, 240x240, Chibi_Puck-Casca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mom found my annotated copy of Berserk Chapter 13

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:14:55 2019 No.12412760 >>12408476 bionicle was the shit

>>	Annoynimous Tue Jan 15 10:51:07 2019 No.12412936 File: 125 KB, 540x796, maximumjust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407263 >mom accidentally the satanic bible while reading the quran

Anonymous Tue Jan 15 10:59:26 2019 No.12412967
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>>12412760
>when the messianic figure voluntarily dissolves his body into pure energy to heal God
>when God turns out to be an organism everyone has been living inside all along, with different places being different parts of it's body and all beings symbiotic bacteria
deepest lore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 12:26:31 2019 No.12413432 File: 2.32 MB, 238x332, tenor.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407263 >mom found the necronomicon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:22:02 2019 No.12414616 >anyone finds Totalitarianism in a Tundra on the bottom shelf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 16:25:52 2019 No.12414639 >>12410023 Nah she's on board

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 19:53:59 2019 No.12415877 >>12412501 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 20:33:15 2019 No.12416063 File: 86 KB, 400x400, 2086C856-E5F5-4FB1-820E-88F4630E05A8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I had an ex girlfriend read my neo noir screenplay and ask me, ‘so are women either sex objects or annoying nags to you?’

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 15 20:34:48 2019 No.12416070 >>12407417 i dont even have sheets on my bed or covers, i just sleep in clothes and a coat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 02:02:22 2019 No.12417694 File: 387 KB, 680x708, 1547615200053[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom found the job application personal statement

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 02:05:50 2019 No.12417704 File: 764 KB, 3096x2304, 05ALZCj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407263 >dad found the unfinished /fa/-futurist manifesto complete with pictures of Chris Eubank's epic wardrobe for this summer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 02:06:52 2019 No.12417710 >>12416063 roasted

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 02:08:57 2019 No.12417718 >mom found the phenomenology

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 02:15:36 2019 No.12417743 File: 123 KB, 1000x1000, 1547614993963[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom found the 4channel ban history

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 05:44:01 2019 No.12418378 File: 284 KB, 1200x1200, ACA9442A-1637-453D-B2CE-F78695FA2C3B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom found my dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 07:04:27 2019 No.12418549 >mom found my mount and blade diary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 07:07:37 2019 No.12418554 File: 5 KB, 236x282, b49333c8a63f0b6acd0f50cc8f8642db--internet-meme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407477 >34 Jesus, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 07:13:29 2019 No.12418569 >Dad found the 10 part Space Opera

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 07:17:48 2019 No.12418585 File: 20 KB, 292x326, one_kek_man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12418569

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 08:24:00 2019 No.12418709 File: 3 KB, 125x114, 865787685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dad found my copy of Phaedrus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 08:25:19 2019 No.12418712 >dad listened to the tibetan throat singing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 08:45:50 2019 No.12418757 >>12407394 Did you fuck her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:17:38 2019 No.12419044 File: 2.38 MB, 415x441, 1541172304068.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom hasnt found any of my writings because I cant write for shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:28:55 2019 No.12419087 >>12407587 you should be proud of her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:33:19 2019 No.12419106 >>12407263 Oh boy, I hate it when that happens >>12407427 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:36:35 2019 No.12419119 >>12418569 Christian Vander?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:39:14 2019 No.12419127 >mom found the confessions manuscript

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:48:25 2019 No.12419156 File: 36 KB, 400x400, 1496831873781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407263 >have all my writings well hidden and will burn them before my death like East of Eden

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:49:27 2019 No.12419161 File: 4 KB, 125x110, 1447102141448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12407587 >>she said she'd show me how it's done >>she's 537 pages in and still writing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:50:29 2019 No.12419163 >>12408443 Are you going to get arrested?>>12408594 >gun to his head >>12407263 >mum found the seventh volume of Proust which I stole from her >little sister found the highly aesthetically stylised and flowery Candy Doll short stories which I wrote

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:53:11 2019 No.12419167 File: 38 KB, 168x168, 8C3DD7D4-DE35-4CE6-8A2F-B803BAB80D3C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12412647 >Proffesor found my annotated print out of Fate/Stay night

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 10:57:54 2019 No.12419192 File: 689 KB, 988x998, this is not fine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >grandma found the gospel of thomas

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 11:05:21 2019 No.12419229 >>12408546 >pope found the Sin Thesis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 11:24:01 2019 No.12419302 File: 131 KB, 680x950, C655C739-8E8A-4FA2-84D5-C6ADFB4E8292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Diocletian found the New Testament

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 11:30:07 2019 No.12419329 >>12412060 >roommate found man in the high castle and now everyone knows I love dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 12:52:55 2019 No.12419709 File: 792 KB, 609x923, philip k dick castle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12419329

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 12:54:49 2019 No.12419718 >>12416070 t. Raskolnikov

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 16 12:55:29 2019 No.12419721 >>12416070 same, except it's canada so I also have a blanket

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