/lit/ - Literature

make her my girlfriend please mods

No such thing.

>>12416180
No I was in line first

I can't stand this old-ass dumb cunt and I love to dish out verbal abuse but this thread is off-topic

>>12416180
This, please. Not being serious, but it's so nice to have a girl on this board and I wish for her to stay, if she wants to. She is such a sweetiepie to me, and it's so nice to have a female's perspective on things.

>*much* *munch* *munch*

>>12416235
Is this her? I’m not surprised

>>12416173
you could learn to filter instead of crying butthurt

>>12416235
look at that shiny and prominent forehead, reaching forth and screaming LOOK AT ME, WORLD, I SHALL NOT BE IGNORED ANY LONGER.

>>12416235
>that posture
>that facial expression
>trying to eat something but not really wanting it
>attempting to block out the painful sun from outside with thick curtains but being too listless to properly seal it off
based butterfly

Stop asking the mods to bully our gf

stop making threads about yourself

The Matriarch of /lit/

>>12416180
>>12416251
how do we know it's a girl?

>>12416265
We can make it a girl

>>12416173
If trips, Butterfly is the official /board/fu and anyone who insults her from hereforth is instabanned.

>>12416252
I didn’t do it

Why are newfags so obsessed and frustrated by butterfly?

>>12416173
If dubs, Butterfly is the official /board/fu and anyone who insults her from hereforth is instabanned. I meant dubs.

>>12416287
piss off whore

>>12416291
It's a Stem-oriented transexual from my understanding

butterfu please be my gf

>>12416309
No she's a real girl, desu. That lit is being mean to a real girl is the greatest irony of all, seeing as this is their only chance to speak to one and they've messed it up completely.

>>12416287
You're an attention whore and your posts only detract from this board. Leave.

>>12416290
They don't know love yet
>>12416265
/lit/ is a pure and beautiful yuri board, anonkun, don't be silly, of course we're all girls.

>>12416291
>>12416281
i appreciate you trying sweaty :) i'd give you a big wet kiss if i could

>>12416319
she's probably disgusting tbf

>>12416321
Stop negging butters, she knows about PUA

>>12416291
You’re new to this dubs getting :)

>>12416309
STEM? I all about ars and the humanities, dork

>>12416324
Please stop that

>>12416290
>hurr I'm an oldfag and butterfly is based
Shut the fuck up. You faggot white knights are insu9. She's not going to fuck you just like she's not going to contribute anything of value
Fucking pathetic reddit hugbox ethos you got there

>tfw too late for butterfly gf line
>waitlisted on beta orbiter line
She'll never know my cool book opinions now :((

>>12416342
but she gets people like you all worked up without even trying

>>12416307
Gosh, butter, I'm sorry for being so pathetic but you smiling at me like that, through your words, had the real warmth of a woman behind it (at least, I read such into it), and made me feel really submissive. I'm sorry, I know you're likely not into submissive men unlike that other girl in that other thread, but you've just here reminded me of how potent affection from a female can be. Gosh, I'm sorry for being so strange. Anyway, please don't let the comments on this site get you down, you're a sweetiepie in my eyes and in those of the other anons here asking you to be their boardfu. Also, would you mind giving me any tips on how I could make a dominant girl like me? Is shyness a turnoff to many girls? Is being kind to them also a turnoff? Is it okay if I love them, but in a boyish manner, and not like a rough and aggressive man?

>>12416332
fuck off prick I'm the real /lit/fu
now give me attention

you don't really want to pretend to be me do you? it's disgusting knowing that every night there are basement- dwelling incels jacking off to their fantasies of making me their online gf

>>12416350
how great would life be if there was a qt for everyone on this board and both sexes were just as desperate as eachother

Lol

>>12416291
you're new to this whole dubs getting thing aren't you :)

>>12416290
>hurr I'm an oldfag and butterfly is based
Shut the fuck up. You faggot white knights are insufferable. She's not going to reward you with sex or attention. Just like she's not going to contribute anything of value
Fucking pathetic reddit hugbox ethos

>>12416371
it's true, qt, but none of us like to leave our reading rooms.

>>12416287
>>12416324
>>12416332
>>12416370
Faggot

>>12416384
I don't know why you keep saying this to me, but it's so nice and sweet when you speak to me so kindly. And what you said earlier about a kiss - my gosh, what a statement. I'm sadly too pathetic to have ever had a kiss before, even at the age of 23. Sigh, I shouldn't reveal such details of myself if I want further responses of warmth from you.

Butterfly marry me

>>12416173
I will never be stopped. I am also the only woman on this board, just keep that in mind

4 years ago I met up with Butterfly after exchanging details on discord, she lived less than 30 miles away so I drove to her.

Immediately upon her opening the door, I could tell she was in her mid thirties at least, she invited me in and we sat down in her living room (a little dirty but I'm in no position to judge). She put on some music and poured us each a glass of wine. Within 20 minutes we were making out ferociously. She had a hairy snatch but the sex was good, she let me put it in her ass.

>the only tripfag on the board
>a qt girl
Acting like it's a coincidence.
Why waste your time teasing virgins on /lit/ when you can just go fuck a chad and enjoy orgasm, woman?

>>12416415
Hot

>>12416410
But I saw one just a second ago.

>>12416430
She's a lesbian they can only orgasm with dildos

All the women just use that name, everyone knows that.

Anonymous is the male name, butterfly is for the women

>>12416430
It's not a tripfag

>>12416180
>>12416198
>>12416265
she's my wife you buckos
drop kik for nudes

I saw Butterfly at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When the cashier took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the cashier scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>12416452
Can confirm

>>12416399
I love making men feel validated :) It's in my feminine nature. I love to please men.

message me at the.litfu@gmail.com and maybe we can talk in private :)

>>12416461
Take off the skirt, Jim, you'll piss off the STEMorientated feminists again.

>>12416291
roll

>>12416450
Vaginal orgasms are pretty unnecessary really.

>>12416456
I'm forced into it when they doppelganger me unfortunately

>>12416461
Confirmed dude. Clitoral stimulation is far easier.

>>12416410
Butter, if I'm a virgin is that okay? As a girl, does that make you desire me, since I'm "untainted"? Do you desire a man of such untouchedness? Does it make me appealing to the ladies, who wish to help me navigate in that area, me the sweet little animal and them my mature owner?

>>12416492
you're new to this whole dubs rolling thing arent you :)

>>12416450

Virgin detected

T. Homosexual

>>12416369
>>12416399
Having thought it over, I've reached a decision. Mods, BAN THE GOSHPOSTER

What the fuck where are the books
I hate you lot

>>12416494
Sorry I only talk to butterfly not tripfags, please stop addressing me, I need to woo my future ex-wife with dildos

>>12416180
You are everything wrong with this board

>>12416503
Lesbians have more dicks in their drawers than you have in a weekend.

>>12416513
all the good posters are off actually reading.

>>12416469
I understand now that you were just trying to get dubs, with all those repeated posts, but it was still so nice to receive so many smiles from you. And I don't know if you're being sarcastic to me, and secretly insulting me, but I'll still consider you the female sweetiepie of this board and I hope that no anons here hurt your feelings. If they do, you should go elsewhere - women are too wonderful to ever deserve to be hurt. They are the zenith of nature, the reason for creation. I just hope that one day I can find a Mommy who lets me show her how special she is, making her my world and never letting her feel a cubit of sadness from that day on. But yeah, personally I find this site too toxic for me, so I intend leaving it soon, but if you enjoy it here, you can be the official /board/fu and hopefully won't let any insults get to you.

>>12416517
HAHAH

>>12416525
No no no. Probably most get off clitorally. There's no need to go up there

Test

>>12416553
Please stop talking to me about banning dildos while my gold star lesbian soulmate sweetheart of twenty years palimony payments is just getting in to testing things out
>>12416559
Kawaii desu

fuck niggers

>>12416302
Rude.

Butter, I'm the Goshanon, could you please respond to me, if you can? Also, I don't know which one is you anymore. :(

>>12416503
>T. Homosexual
Enjoy your aids and your hemorrhoids, faggot

>>12416235
there is nothing more tragic than an unattractive young woman

If I see that butterfly fool one more time...

Only trip I ever liked was Jeff Magnum desu. But they're really all gay and unnecessary unless they're like a guy who makes comics or a person who needs to be verified.

>>12416715
Here. New trip.
Who are you, why "Goshanon"

>>12416743
Not that bad looking when not eating clementines and I'm not that young anymore either

71/10/30/1
>Thread up for over an hour with more butterfly threads already in catalog
>Filter isn't even removing all the fake butterfly posts

This place is basically r9k now, well at least it was fun while it lasted. This one is going to be the last straw for me, the thirsting normgroids are finally overcome the gate.

She's a lesbian, a commie and a pseud
you white boys have some shit tier taste tbqh

>>12416757
Hi butter, I'm Goshanon or Mommyanon. I'm the one who sent you:
>>12416399
>>12416496
>>12416535
Could you please respond to the latter two, if you can? Thank you.

>>12416777
>Mommyanon
based mommyposter. I don't know what you faggots are on about I love nu-/lit/; this shit is kafkaesque

>>12416287
You know, I'm starting to like you

>>12416509
LOL, I'm sorry anon. Don't worry, I won't be on this board much longer anyway, maybe a day more at most. I'm just really sad and lonely in life right now and am coming here to vent of my fantasies and longings. But I loved your post, it made me laugh. Take care, anonfren.

>>12416765
I'm sorry to say but you are right
This board is lost
Farewell

>>12416769
It's so sad how correctly you've described this problem. We are surely doomed

>>12416290
The old butterfly tripfag used to make decent posts IIRC. New namefag butterfly never contributes anything worthwhile.

>>12416173
>>12416173
>Go to [settings] on top right hand corner of page
>select "Filters and Post Hiding"
>find "Filter and highlight specific threads/posts"
>select [edit]
>enter !!/qKRybJPyoB into blank field
>make sure the "tripcode" option is selected in the type box
>check the "hide" box
>save settings
problem solved

Tell me about butterfly, what are her favorite books and does she have a goodreads account?

>>12416777
Turns some women on, is just okay with others. Women look for security primarily.
We've probably had sincere niceties exchanged, but there's no way to be sure... I'm thick skinned and don't take much offense at anon barbs. Good luck finding someone. Just keep looking.

>>12416806
Which did you have in mind?

hahaha look at me I'm a fucking SLUT

>>12416835
Thank you so much, butter. Here's one last roll for you:

If dubs, Butter becomes official /board/fu and any hostile comments towards from here receive an instaban and a forced reading of the 50 Shades trilogy, alongside an extensive and well-written review posted here to upon their return, allowing them to post again.

>>12416922
DUBS AHAHAHAHAHA

>>12416287
Get the fuck off my board