/lit/ - Literature

>not eating chicken nuggets off of the white house's fine china in front of a painting of Abe Lincoln

If I was there one of those plates would dissappear. If it had a special design, of course.

baudrillard

>>12409195
>>12409200
>WH now literally serving chivken tendies
what timeline is this?

The Art of Deal

why are redditors so mad about this?

>>12409292
I wanted to say something legitimate, but it literally came down to "orange man bad", because r*Dditoids are not even human.

>>12409292
They're fucking cucked, clueless retards. It's a power move.

>>12409195
>the potus will never buy you a happy meal with extra tendies on the side
I need a book for this feel.

>>12409292
I'm pretty sure its just because the guy likes mcdonalds, holy shit.

>>12409195
Trump has overcome the decadence of the world's elite, eating the plain food of the commoner in the midst of a luxurious White House. Here is a man of the people. Here is a man who could rebuild Rome. Trump diligently defends his post, working tirelessly, not for himself, for he shall soon perish, but for posterity, while the bloated buffoons, the Democrats, sip Mimosas in a tropical utopia, engaging in riotous orgies and child sacrifice meantime. By this event, Trump signals his moral fiber, his noble character--this is a man who would go down with his ship. This is a man who would fight to the bitter end for truth, for justice, for right and good. Balking the luxuries of the world, he settles for the laborer's gruel, the working man's meal, the soldiers rations, the prisoner's mush. Here is a man who has overcome the pleasures of the flesh, humbling himself before all, opening his house to the unwashed masses like a saint! This leader, this hero--he is committed to propriety and order. The meek-hearted, toiling day after day in their labors while the politicians and celebrities gorge themselves on earthly luxuries, will see, and a tearful compunction will overtake their hearts, as a song, pure and true, begins to stir in their bosom. The American dream--the dream of freedom, of prosperity, and selfless toil--yea, this mighty flame will burn once more in the hearts of the multitudes, and the brilliance of our ancestral spirit will shine once more. Join me friends in a toast! To the humble! To the brave! To the unpretentious! For glory! For Rome!

>>12409292
because a clown is the president. why are you on reddit?

>>12409369
Embarassing

>>12409292
>commie retards ACTUALLY mad that the leader of a country eats the same slop as the working class
what a bunch of hypocrites

>>12409375
this, but unironically

>>12409369
>Eating micky d’s is noble and proves he a man of the people, regardless of his million dollar loan

>>12409369
bob menendez is such a fucking creep

>>12409375
moron

>>12409292
>ding ding ding

I really like McDonald's nuggets but they're like $1 each in Australia.

>>12409195
The Public Burning

Imagine being a young black joining the Navy at a young age to get away from your shitty family and getting assigned to a shitty cooking job in the bowels of some cavernous battle cruiser. Imagine putting in your twenty years of cooking, working your way up from cooking for seamen, to cooking for ncos, officers, the command staff of a vessel and finally cooking for the admiralty. Imagine applying for a white house cooking job so you can live closer to your daughter as she goes through college (paid for by Uncle Sam of course). Imagine pouring out your heart and soul into the food you cook for those above you, never getting the thanks you deserve back. Imagine how happy you would be when you learned a black man would finally be president. Imagine how happy you would be to cook for him.
Now imagine being a white house cook for Trump
"Folks, where are my trendies??? I want my tendies! REEEEEEE!!! GIVE ME MY TENDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine all of the hours you spent learning and honing your craft gone to waste so a manchild can get his toddler food

>>12409292
>ding ding ding

>>12409292
>What a fat piece of shit
You're allowed to fatshame on reddit now?

>>12409407
take this trash to reddit

god these people -.-

I think Trump's biggest asset is that criticism of him has become cringe.

>>12409292
And if he catered some Michelin star fine dining shit they'd be complaining about the wasted money that could have gone to sex changes for black preschoolers. There's nothing they won't cry about

>>12409369
anon... easy on the boots..

>>12409195
>Koke bros last tape

>>12409256
He's really going to make anime real isn't he?

>>12409373
Fools cannot see that we are witnessing the rebirth of Rome. We are wearied of the mire of modern decadence. Our society has become a parody of itself. Therefore, the humble resign themselves to it, for a time, rejoicing over burgers and fries, seeing that ephemerality of the flesh and the precedence of right and glory. It is not a sacrifice to eat the slop of modernity if in doing so a bond of brotherhood is formed between the leadership and the populace. The common man understands toil--he understands the degradation of the infrastructure of our time. Therefore, the leader shows his nobility, his transcendence of luxury and riches, by stooping down to them, and eating their food, and speaking in their tongue. The mighty king comes down from his throne to swing the hammer of the tradesman, and lift his burden, and carry it with them. A fool only sees what is transient and fashionable--such are the brands of the corporations and the drivel the sell the multitudes. He says, "I can't believe people eat this mush!" Nonetheless, the hardworking, family man, the craftsman, the real producers--this is what they eat! The power of Rome is not in transient things, but in brotherhood and bond. In fellowship and humility and self-sacrifice. See what is taking place!

Burger King must be praying to some weird gods right now

SEETHING

>>12409292
Not enough soi in the dietary options provided

>>12409195
>4channelers will unironically defend this without jokes or glib comments
This site is over. Used to be so many funny people on here generating some seriously cool culture and hilarious ideas, but I think zoomers are unable to put together a cohesive unique thought or idea and so you just parrot and hero worship and jack off to traps.
Maybe this is what getting too old for 4chan feels like. I knew it was a possibility but now it's happened.
Bye guys. It's been a fun decade+.

I welcome the smug celebration of my declaration, it's been done a million times before so I know it'll happen again because you are all unoriginal boring little shits.

>>12409422
Basically
Anything can be handwaved away with an orange man bad

>>12409430
koch bros never funded trump, in fact they funded his opponents and even resorted to funding democrats to stop his agenda, try to keep up u stupid npc fuck

>>12409465
See you tomorrow.

>>12409463
why the fuck is he talking about college athletes? what the hell is this faggot talking about?

Great literature discussion.

TWO MACS?!

>>12409445
>Therefore, the leader shows his nobility, his transcendence of luxury and riches, by stooping down to them, and eating their food, and speaking in their tongue.
You really don’t think of trump as another human being do you

>>12409463
>College football powerhouses feed their athletes steak
So that's why my tuition got so expensive. How about we shut the NCAA down entirely?

>>12409463
>College kids athletes eat nothing but fast food
Is this even a stereotype?

>>12409465
It's not like there is anywhere left to go from here

>>12409490
Anyone able to become president isn't a human, they're an actual sociopath

>>12409195
>>12409292
>>12409419
>>12409463
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE why aren't the rich and powerful stuffing their faces with expensive cuisine
So it's official, Communism is a giant larp for mentally handicapped marxist children who don't have any objective, morals, or consistent dogma, but just want to engage in one long extended incoherent shitflinging drama because they are millionaires themselves.

>>12409492
((($$$$)))

>>12409514
they aren't millionaires*
oh well

>>12409465
No it's what happened when your old worldview is no longer congruent with reality. You have to admit there's a sweet synaesthetic irony to watching Trump serve Mcdonalds in white house and have so-called working class champions criticize him for not serving $50 dollar steaks.

>>12409465
Someone didn't get their tendies today

>>12409513
What year did that change? Or was Washington a sociopath?

>>12409492
whenever my alma mater sends me some alumni mag and there's a part about our pathetic basketball team moving into some higher division or whatever, i'm like dude the basketball program is just there to increase diversity cuz it forces some black guys to attend our no parties, no women, sterile tech campus, i am not giving you money for this shit, fuck off

>>12409465
>>12409490
Rejoice, friends! And be witness to the rebirth of Rome! Heed not the trivialities of the flesh, the brand of the day, the fashion of the times! It shall pass, friend, it shall pass. But what remains? What is remembered? Heroic deeds, the emperor humbling himself before the peasant, the prince surrendering his riches to the populace, and the father lifting up the cross of his countrymen, the brave soldier climbing up the mound! These are the great movements of history occurring behind the veil of glamour and luxury. Therefore, looking with a piercing eye and be witness! "Parody!" you say, "embarrassing!" you cry: indeed, I say! Precisely so! Truly it is strength to trivialize the flesh! To laugh at decadence and to glory in spite of it! Our man Trump has shown himself to be of such a character, and therefore praise him, and share his name! For Rome! For victory!

>>12409487
>he fell for the /lit/ is about literature meme

>>12409487
/thread

>>12409532
imagine being this mad that trump had a tendies party in the whitehouse, this guy is seething

>>12409528
In america, probably post-WW2. Pre world wars you still needed strong leaders who could actually lead a wartime nation, but since then we haven't had a real hot, physical threat.
If you're talking about the whole world then you'd be able to find examples of likely sociopaths in every civilisation we've got records enough of

imagine being so dillusional and thinking that orange man one of the richest people in the world eats mcadees behind the scenes and that he personally wants anything to do with working class people

>>12409292
dinged and upvoted.

>>12409422
Not from the right it hasn't. He's on edge when they move in on a topic he can't bait people with or use by congratulation to create the illusion of good will. Mcdonalds biz making up Q with political insiders is the lowest of low, and I wish to god that it weren't just some show cause now people are going get axed by Chinese. If I was the kohk bros I'd get scared that people are not going to go crazy and destroy the nation, but that people are going to learn some law and sue the fuck out of people poisoning their families for the sake of Their Needs. Or put in policy to break them up and force them to serve two sauces. He's a man of the people and yet it is pretense to do this and no laws are put in place to stop flooding markets with shit products against good home grown ones like honey and maple syrup. He is a globalist like all the other fast food eating plebs.

>>12409195
>>12409200
based

>>12409569
>imagine projecting democrat's hatred of workers onto a guy who worked in real estate his whole life

>>12409514
took you this long to realize that?

>>12409581
What the fuck

>>12409476
>funding
dude, you really don't get it, eh? personal politics and business interrelationships are two different things. you can hate what you might get tarnished with but you don't hate what you can make out of a relationship.

>>12409607
dude the koch brothers have no relationship with trump u fucking brainlet bitch

>>12409200
It's ok, it's fancy BBQ sauce

>>12409589
>a small loan of a million dollars

>>12409606
>>12409200

You think Trump watches Review Bro?

>>12409613
business interrelationship. making more of a good thing. make it the same. again.

>>12409622
yes builders use loans to finance the shit they're building, grow the fuck up

lotta ding ding dings going off in this thread

>>12409634
That must be why he went to his father and not a bank, I’m sure that’s very standard practice

>>12409634
we have bigger balls in the CFL. see if you can catch this one.

>Wait! That's a boot!

>>12409195
I'm just like Trump. I wish him well. But no milkshake is not acceptable.

People in this thread do realize he’s having guest right? No one cares if he eats fast food but he’s invited people to the White House only to give them a meal they could normally have

>>12409647
idk where did robert francis orourke's father in law get the loan to start his real estate business since he's one of the biggest landlords in texas?

>>12409663
>rich bureaucrats from d.c. were expecting caviar but got tendies instead

what a crime

>>12409195
Crime and Punishment

>>12409621
Underrated.

>>12409663
Because he’s sent the cooks home for the shutdown, yeah yeah
Yawn

>>12409674
No one in this thread is talking about Robert Franci Orouke, let along his step father

>>12409680
They were football players

>>12409704
well u claimed that getting a loan from an angel investor aka "friends and family" is not standard practice in real estate, so considering beto married into a huge real estate empire, maybe we could use his family loan history as a comparison?

>>12409710
did they take a knee because they were not served hors d'oeuvres?

>>12409622
A million dollars doesn't seem like much to start with real estate in new york.

>>12409722
Of course not, because real estate in New York is exclusive to the rich