/lit/ - Literature

>>12386122
Which house did you get sorted into? Ravenclaw here.

A real leg-stretcher.

>>12386122
I'M GONNA POST IT

>>12386221
too late

>>12386143
>tfw all my sibling are proud Gryffindors but I got sorted into Hufflepuff
JUST

>>12386225
WHY DOSE THIS MAKE ME OS MAD

not guilty

>>12386233
Is there an official way to be sorted?

>>12386246
you're on trial for being on trial, this just proves that you're guilty

>"Nein!"

>>12386143
Slytherin

>>12386458
https://my.pottermore.com/sorting

>young adult genre fiction
>lit

FUCK jk rowling and FUCK normal people

>>12386233
>sorted into Hufflepuff

>>12386122
Why hasn't anyone posted this yet?

>>12387057

>>12386122
imma say the fucking n word imma fucking say it
Neville

>>12387057
because this board is full of pseuds who prefer to read without interpreting.

>>12386225
but I don't hate my mommy and she doesn't use twitter
checkmate, atheists

>>12386233
hufflepuff is the party house
ravenclaw is a bunch of pseuds, slytherin is unbridled classist ambition. And griffindor might be the worst, those boot licking institution loving holier than thou fucks.

But Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff fucks.

>>12387361
>interpreting harry potter

>>12387361
>btfoing libtards epic style
Cringe.

>>12387396
Hufflepuff is literally for niggers who couldn't into other houses.

>>12386889

>>12386122
You know, those Harry Potter books, you know they’re for children, don’t you? They’re aimed at children. People do that to me, "Have you read the new Harry Potter book, it’s good, have you read it?" No, I haven’t read it, because I’m a forty-year-old man. "You should read it, it’s about a wizard in a school." I’m not reading it! I’m a grown man — I’m an adult! "Have you read Harry Potter and the...and the Tree of Nothing?" No, I haven’t. I haven’t read it, but I have read the complete works of the romantic poet and visionary William Blake. So fuck off

>>12387396
Hufflepuffs know how to party

>>12387452
based Blake boomer

>>12387452
oh look gilderoy lockhart has let himself go

gryffindor is for literal npcs

i'd be okay with any of the other houses 2bh

>>12387494
This is why Slytherin exists to keep the pure-blood

>>12386143

I keep getting Slytherin but wanted Ravenclaw. Fuck.

>>12387512
yeah but then there's a big war and the wrong people win and end up controlling the media

>>12386122
im really curious, what is the relation between this and Steppenwolf?

>>12387057
This SAT essay seems to hold a Marxist worldview about how change is promulgated through society, and if he had his way, there would be a pretty high bodycount over Trump's otherwise irrelevant presidency. I'll leave it to you whether that's a good thing.

>>12387446
please no harlots, I am a virtuous slytherin and my patronus is a colibri.

>>12387396

ravenclaw are sort of pseudo-intellectual in a way because they focus on extensive breadth of knowledge but never actually apply it to their magical powers unlike slytherin & gryffindor

>>12386122
Fine, as long as you don't get too serious about it.

>>12387753
>virtuous

>>12387521
Slytherin =/= Nazis

>>12387770
>sort of pseudo-intellectual in a way
said no Ravenclaw ever

>>12386143
Non children’s book house.

>>12387849
What are your favourite children's books? Or anything that you remember that you liked, or anything that you reckon is good?

>>12387937
The night kitchen
Where the wild things are
I owned the entire original Hardy Boys mysteries because I bought them for $10 at a yard sale
Ivanhoe
Boy Scout handbook (never attended or joined)
When I was twelve I had my father read and explain his favorite novel SHO GUN by James Clavell to me. It’s one of my fondest childhood memories. I bought that book for him for his 70th birthday. He cried and then spent the next week reading it.

>>12388005
That's lovely that you remembered your father reading for you, and possibly the best gift that he's ever gotten. It's just a nice story.
I wish I'd had a boy scouts guidebook, I never was a scout myself either.

I read a lot of C.S.Lewis, Roald Dahl, and what I would consider pop history books(coffee table) when I was a child. I was also dedicated to studying the Atlas that one of my great-aunts gave me when I was 6 or 7. I read The Wind in the Willows when I was 8, that was my first proper book and it holds a place for me.

>>12386122
"No!"

>>12387378
Does she sucks you off though?

>>12386962
Does this shit seriously expects me to register just to know which make believe HS clique I belong to?

>>12386143
Ravenclaw because I have a very high IQ

>>12386143
Slytherin because I'm not a beta bitch

>>12387425
nah, even Hufflepuff is better than being a muggle or squib