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12368195 No.12368195 [Reply] [Original]

What is up you sperm licking homophobes!
I thought I was pretensious until I came here. Damn you guys are bad, at least those who post are. I dont think anyone would lurk here though because who the fuck wants to read tons of books then go online and read about other assholes reading books. I like reading as much as you guys but not going online and sniffing farts with a bunch of nerds who discuss piles of esoteric bullshit to feel better than the idiots who come here and dont understand these retarded niche subjects. If you guys want my advice you should read my new book: "How not to choke on your own snobbery and 50 other ways to become more likable to women."
Good luck with being shit though, mediocrity thrives in this day and age. I'll see you all when you finally escape your labrynths of ostentatious circle jerking.

>inb4 "lol complains about posters by posting"

Fuck you all Film is better.

>> No.12368207

>pretensious

You mean we're "pretentious"

>> No.12368209

>/tv/edditor buttflustered someone told him his YA fiction is bad
So long, pointless faggot.

>> No.12368210

>>12368195
0/10

>> No.12368216

>>12368195
I know this is still you, Bret.

>> No.12369417

>become more likable to women
implying I want this

>> No.12369423

>>12369417
why is everyone here a fruit
the only smartfags I've seen on this site who weren't fruits were just the most aggressively unpleasant sociopaths imaginable

why is everyone a fruit or a sadist wtf

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>>12369423
just hanging around dudes all day does that. That and the copious amount of gay and sissy explicit images

>> No.12369574

I'm sorry, I got a bit distracted imagining the sperm licking. Could you write more about that part?

>> No.12369669

>>12368195
Here's a you.

>> No.12369842

>>12368195
. . . Dad?

>> No.12369853

>>12368195
lit is actually a step down from my irl pretension