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This is a public service announcement for all newcomers to /lit/ brought to you by a /lit/ patrician™. Those of us who have long called this board home have noticed a significant deterioration in posting quality and an influx of plebs in the last few months. We can attribute this to it being winter break or that many of our top 100 charts were posted on reddit and viewed many hundreds of thousands of times, but whatever we blame it on doesn't change the facts of the matter which is that plebs who don't belong here are shitting threads up.

Thus, this public service announcement was made for those who are determined to stay even if they are way over their heads. Here are some important things you need to get through your head if you are going to stay and post without being ridiculed. Take notes.


1. Under no circumstances will you ever praise or even mention any book taught in a standard high school curriculum unless it's clear that the book is already well-received on /lit/ (to account for the few good books/authors occasionally taught in some high schools like Shakespeare, Conrad, Nabokov etc. The vast majority of books taught in high-school are complete pleb shit.

2. Genre-fiction is pleb trash and anyone who reads it frequently should be curb-stomped. If you are going to post in bookshelf threads then take your GRR Martin et al., off of the shelf before you photograph it you retards. Don't ever mention genre-fiction unless its in a containment thread specifically for it.

3. Israel did 9/11

4. Don't ever defend yourself by trying to insinuate that the person ridiculing you for your shit taste is simply trying to get you to stop liking what they themselves don't like. This will instantly reveal you to be a mega-pleb. There is objectively bad literature and roughly 85% of the time people here are being honest with you when they say an author you like is trash.

5. Don't ever bring identity politics into threads on /lit/. We are here to discuss literature and not women or minorities. If you want to have a thread asking about favorite women authors thats fine but don't ever attempt to use "all white men etc" as an argument to detract from something. Also don't ever ask why literature from African authors isn't more popular (its mostly shit). Bringing up identity bullshit needlessly irritates even most left-wing /lit/ posters.

6. /Lit/s harsh attitude towards plebs and pleb books is a necessary and vital part of the board as it helps maintain a homeostasis of quality by weeding out and discouraging plebs from posting.

7. Anything by Douglas Addams, Harper Lee, Joseph Heller, Vonnegut, B.E.E., Bukowski, Palahniuk, or Orwell is complete pleb trash and not to be mentioned.

8. Start with the Greeks or Indians


Brought to you by a /lit/ patrician™. For those of you who are already patricians™, don't give up hope. For those of you who are newcomers, at least try to make it less obvious.

>> No.12346340

ugh, you're not important

>> No.12346348

>>12346334
Drink my piss, faggot

>> No.12346358

is this thread proof that all wyipipo are retards?

>> No.12346359

>>12346334
*prints out this post and hangs it in his cubicle*

>> No.12346361

>>12346334
Get a job.

>> No.12346363

>>12346348
Shut up, you retarded nigger. How long did it take you to write this waste of board space? Shouldn't you be jerking off over your thrift books copy of Ulysses or something? Go eat a chocolate dick.

>> No.12346371

>>12346363
>not realizing this is a copypasta
Oh god, you really are new

>> No.12346374

Oughta change the name of this board to /gayfaggotopswhosucktheirowncocksandarehugefaggotsandabunchoffullofshitanusmasterswhothinktheyarebetterthanotherpeoplebecausetheyreadsomefuckingretardedshitaboutthegeometricperfectionofabowlofsoupinsteadofplayingsportsinhighschool/

>> No.12346376

>>12346363
Tell me where you live and i will end your life with my cock.

>> No.12346390

>>12346334
>1. Under no circumstances will you ever praise or even mention any book taught in a standard high school curriculum unless it's clear that the book is already well-received on /lit/ (to account for the few good books/authors occasionally taught in some high schools like Shakespeare, Conrad, Nabokov etc. The vast majority of books taught in high-school are complete pleb shit.
this
>2. Genre-fiction is pleb trash and anyone who reads it frequently should be curb-stomped. If you are going to post in bookshelf threads then take your GRR Martin et al., off of the shelf before you photograph it you retards. Don't ever mention genre-fiction unless its in a containment thread specifically for it.
this
>5. Don't ever bring identity politics into threads on /lit/. We are here to discuss literature and not women or minorities. If you want to have a thread asking about favorite women authors thats fine but don't ever attempt to use "all white men etc" as an argument to detract from something. Also don't ever ask why literature from African authors isn't more popular (its mostly shit). Bringing up identity bullshit needlessly irritates even most left-wing /lit/ posters.
this most of all. same goes for jew conspiracy shit.

>> No.12346442

>There is objectively bad literature

[citation needed]

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>>12346442
WEW

>> No.12346475

>>12346471
I wanna dunk my balls into this

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>>12346348
Let me just check the oven timer cunt.

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>> No.12346516

>>12346442
have you read Ayn Rand?

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>>12346334
>3. Israel did 9/11
>5. Don't ever bring identity politics into threads on /lit/

>> No.12346528

>>12346523
>Kikes are not an identity bc they’re not human, anon.

OP, I like you. Stay based. Death to all r*dditors

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>3. Israel did 9/11
>5. Don't ever bring identity politics into threads on /lit/.

>> No.12346540

>>12346523
In and of itself, the claim that Israel did 9/11 does not imply identity politics.

>> No.12346544

>>12346528
>>Kikes are not an identity bc they’re not human, anon.
Who are you quoting

>> No.12346560

>>12346540
yeah but 99% of people who make that claim are into white identity politics

>> No.12346562

>>12346334
>7. Anything by Douglas Addams, Harper Lee, Joseph Heller, Vonnegut, B.E.E., Bukowski, Palahniuk, or Orwell is complete pleb trash and not to be mentioned.
You forgot Murakami and Mishima.

>> No.12346579

>>12346540
three rocks...one to break the other, and another behind to smash against. built up and down or outwards, always

>> No.12346581

>>12346562
The Jews did not /do/ 9/11, they caused smelly arabs to.
This needs to be made more clear in the propaganda or else people will simply dissmiss the whole concept of fault as ridiculous.

>> No.12346604

>>12346562
Murakami yes, Mishima no
>>12346560
Former CIA officer Philip Giraldi has said the evidence points to them and he is not in any way connected to the alt-right or a white-nationalist

>> No.12346623

you have to make space for skepticism, doubt. but taking decontextualised info as belief unsubstantiated is the worst form of journalism. to posit a system or a fact that cannot be scrutinized is a heinous crime. the perpetrators will have their anuses destroyed.

>> No.12346648

>>12346604
ok cool he might be part of the 1% of people who make that claim and aren't white nationalists then
but nonetheless, take it to >>>/pol/

>> No.12346665

>>12346604
Fuck
Redpill me on Murakami

>> No.12346667

>>12346334
>Also don't ever ask why literature from African authors isn't more popular (its mostly shit). Bringing up identity bullshit needlessly irritates even most left-wing /lit/ posters.
Finally someone said it. Based and redpilled.

>> No.12346673

>>12346544
I was originally gonna greentext but then changed my mind but left the > sign. Sorry about that

>> No.12346684

>>12346665
I meant that Murakami sucks and Mishima has value, not the other way around

>> No.12346691

Blow it out your ass

>> No.12346709

>>12346684
I'm asking for the criticism on Murakami

>> No.12346722

>>12346374
Hehe

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>>12346579
tool learning as the basis for your sphere

>> No.12346796

Ok this thread has actually made me unironically realize the influx of plebs... We live in the Kali Yuga of lit...

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No...

>> No.12346826

9. twitter. every other website exists to be screencapped and posted to twitter to generate value so jack can keep being able to afford benzos and so that the zero-bargaining-power ban-at-will site talent pool can continue jerking themselves off

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>>12346334
>significant deterioration in posting quality and an influx of plebs in the last few months
>last few months

>> No.12347167

>>12346334
based and redpilled

>> No.12347205

>>12346581
Israel did 9/11 =/= da joos

>> No.12347224

>>12346648
>but nonetheless, take it to >>>/pol/
But it's /lit/ related, our Lord and Savior Pynchon despite being an insufferable leftist references it in Bleeding Edge

>> No.12347301

>>12346334
>or Indians
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Gasps* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OP is a retard, ironically he is the one in need of guidance of shit pleb taste

>> No.12347328

>>12346334
you’re fucking boring

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>>12346334
>Orwell is complete pleb trash