/lit/ - Literature

>>12345057
>Yeah haha, I read them when I was a kid and remember enjoying them. Say, we should do something later. Are you down to grab a beer somewhere?
Is this an acceptable response?

>>12345057
Fuck off thot.

>>12345266
me on the left

this always happens to me, i fucking unironically hate it
should i just read YA like everyone else to get girls?

Even if she were reading deeper literature it wouldn't make any difference, women aren't capable of the same deep and reflective conversations men are.

Look, you are already most likely not the most attractive person in the world, otherwise you would get enough personal reinforcement in life to either a) not even feel the need to read or b) not be on 4chan. If you on top of that going to wait until you find a girl you can discuss literature in a way that will make you feel like you are being understood in your passions, you will remain a virgin for the rest of your life. Just do it like every other guy in your position: Get some girl whose intellectual horizons extend to K-pop, Disney and getting average grades in a humanities degree, and while you may never be understood or feel deeply connected to a human being, you sometimes get to have a warm dick, which is much better than having a cold dick and that's the dichotomy you're actually in.

>>12345279
Whats going on here

>>12345057
No I never read it.

>>12345354
She stabbed her ex-husband because he apparently tried to choke her

>>12345354
pick the one you like the most:
so yboys gettin shanked
circumcision gone wrong
amateur vasectomy