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what books should i read to attract art hoes?

>> No.12340491

>>12340480
Roll

>> No.12340498
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12340498

>>12340480
rollan

>> No.12340510

>>12340480
Rolling for Chloe or Charlotte and not those niggernoise retards.

>> No.12340511

Finally, a good thread.

>> No.12340512

roll. if dubs I ghost all of them.

>> No.12340514

>>12340480
please be 7
please be a ggirl

>> No.12340518
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>>12340480
Roll

>> No.12340519

>>12340480
le roll

>> No.12340527

>>12340480
Roll

>> No.12340529
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12340529

Roll. Anything by this homo.

>> No.12340534

>>12340480
Roll. Read foreign lit, especially French and Latin American.

>> No.12340535

>>12340480
If I don't get 1 or 3 I'll go NoFap all 2019.

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12340543

roll
Luna best girl

>> No.12340546

>>12340534
is it ok to read in translation

>> No.12340548

>>12340529
Reroll, I want an upgrade.

>> No.12340553

>>12340548
Ah, much better.

>> No.12340561

>>12340546
Yeah, as long as you namedrop and can talk about the books.

>> No.12340574

>>12340480
Rolling for a qt art hoe that will probably just make me crazy.

>> No.12340578

Rolon

>> No.12340579

>>12340480
Rolling but someone should make a /lit/ version. Who cares about hiphop.

>> No.12340580

>>12340480
rollo

>> No.12340584

Rolling on lit,
Very slowly.
With this kind of situational awareness
You'll never get a girlfriend anyway.

>> No.12340585

>>12340480
Roll for bitch

>> No.12340589

Rolling rolling toilet paper

>> No.12340596
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>>12340579
>make a /lit/ version
ok let's do it. post writers or works for each

>> No.12340612

>>12340480
>what books should i read to attract art hoes?
Anything that they do not understand. That way you get to frame the presentation of it any way that you want. Also - rolling.

>> No.12340622

>>12340480
Naturally the Asian is the only one sophisticated enough to enjoy classical music while the white whores just latch themselves onto scenes in search of chad.

>> No.12340631 [DELETED] 

>>12340596
1. Pynchon, DFW, Gaddis.
2. Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Lautréamont.
3. Bolaño, Borges, Cortázar.
4. Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Chekhov.
5. Salinger, Capote, McEwan.
6. Ibsen, Beckett, Artaud.
7. Faulkner, Hemingway, Fitzgerald.
9. Asian literature.
0. The Greeks

>> No.12340632

Hey lemme get that 9

>> No.12340634 [DELETED] 

>>12340596
1. Pynchon, DFW, Gaddis.
2. Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Lautréamont.
3. Bolaño, Borges, Cortázar.
4. Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Chekhov.
5. Salinger, Capote, McEwan.
6. Ibsen, Beckett, Artaud.
7. Faulkner, Hemingway, Fitzgerald.
8. Nietzche, Deleuze, Wittgenstein.
9. Asian literature.
0. The Greeks

>> No.12340640

roll

>> No.12340643

Rollin

>> No.12340645

>>12340596
1. Pynchon, DFW, Gaddis.
2. Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Lautréamont.
3. Bolaño, Borges, Cortázar.
4. Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Chekhov.
5. Salinger, Capote, Carver.
6. Ibsen, Beckett, Artaud.
7. Faulkner, Hemingway, Fitzgerald.
8. Nietzsche, Deleuze, Wittgenstein.
9. Asian literature.
0. The Greeks

>> No.12340654

>>12340480
Rolling for 1 or 7

>> No.12340663
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>>12340480
Whenever I see girls like this, I feel a strange admixture of equal parts genuine sorrow and genuine disgust. But when I see pitiful dudes grovelling before them I just laugh.

>mfw conservative gf master race

>> No.12340667

>>12340645
OOooOoh, So many cultures! Which one am I?

>> No.12340673

>>12340543
Yeah Luna is a cut above the rest wtf

>> No.12340679

>>12340645
>>12340579
This. We need a /lit/ version.

>> No.12340680

Pls don’t give me that “poet”

>> No.12340710

>>12340480
tfw no pinecone gf

>> No.12340718

>>12340480
Rolling for 7.

>> No.12340722

>>12340718
Fuck. Reroll.
Also rolling for this >>12340645

>> No.12340728

>>12340645
>Gib ancient greek gf pls

>> No.12340735

>>12340480
Ok

>> No.12340748

>>12340480
Only acceptable GF is Luna. Roll

>> No.12340758

>>12340480
roll

>> No.12340759

>>12340480
Roll

>> No.12340761
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>>12340480
rolling for an end to celibacy, followed by a few weeks of bliss then ending it all because she dumps me

>> No.12340764

7 pls. I can deal with shoegaze.

>> No.12340768

>>12340480
hell yeah brother

>> No.12340775

roll 4 zoey

>> No.12340776

>>12340480
roll

>> No.12340782

Zoey and Luna are based rolling for them

>> No.12340785

>>12340480
roll again for a better result

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>>12340579
>>12340596
>>12340645
>>12340667
>>12340679
i made a lit hoe gf one

>> No.12340842

>>12340836
rawlin

>> No.12340844

>>12340836
Rolling for 3 but I would settle for 6 if I have to.

>> No.12340845

>>12340836
rollin for lit meme gf, pref zoey

>> No.12340848

>>12340844
Reroll right NOW

>> No.12340854

>>12340848
3rd times the charm?

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>>12340836
Not with the writers >>12340645
asked for

>> No.12340862

>>12340857
i decided to try my own for some of them.

>> No.12340872

>>12340857
rooling again i guess

>> No.12340877

>>12340836
too anglo/dull
>>12340857
rolling for based zoey

>> No.12340879

>>12340480
Rolling for Jessica. Come on...

>> No.12340882

>>12340857
le roll

>> No.12340888

>>12340480
Roll

>> No.12340892

this is dumb. roll

>> No.12340893

>>12340857
Roll

>> No.12340901

>>12340480
god whose fucking idea was this "art hoe" movement
it's like a contemporary version of the 2000's myspace emo shit and just as ugly

>> No.12340903

>>12340480
Oh fuck yess!! roOLL!!

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>>12340761
When I am down I just listen to the sweet words of our girl Ruby. She always knows the right words for the occasion. Pic related.

>> No.12340908

>>12340857
needs at least one that is into YA shit
roll I guess

>> No.12340924

1,2,3,6,7,8
all else are pig disgusting.

>> No.12340925

>>12340857
Please, anon - complaining about failure to use a list that neglected Yeats? Read my digits and weep.

>> No.12340928

>>12340924
They’re all exact clones just with different hair color and lipstick.

>> No.12340930

>>12340857
Reroll for lit gf, sorry grunge/noise/alt rock gf - I'm leaving you

>> No.12340935

>>12340857
Rollll

>> No.12340936

>>12340480
leggoo

>> No.12340937

>>12340930
aw shit yes, the greeks, now I can start on the canon

>> No.12340941

>>12340928
Wrong.
Hipster bangs are disgusting on all races other than whites so 4 and 0 are immediately disqualified.
9 and 5 are clearly poseurs

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>>12340480
What you call art hoes was in vogue in Russia in late 2017.
Also, roll.

>> No.12340945

>>12340480
Roll