/lit/ - Literature

wow holy shit I'm going to fly into a rage because a literal who got a low number of engagements on a nonsense, unimportant tweet

Nah, but I've borrowed books I didn't like from libraries and made a pyre with them in my backyard.

>>12330479
how do you even find this bait tweets ?

>>12330486
>implying OP didn't post that tweet himself/herself

>>12330479
no, but I have been in a barnes and noble where someone had cleverly put bibles in the fantasy section

As much as I hate Peterson, leave Dilbert alone

>>12330538

>Dilbert
Did I miss something?

>>12330555
nice trips. anyway, Scott Adams is a NAZI

>go to bookshop
>move moby dick to the shakespeare section
>owner moves it back 20 minutes later with a puzzled look
hehe, pranked

No but I think I will start putting mein kampf next to diary of Anne frank and the Talmud

>>12330479
Pathetic but who cares about those stupid boomers anyway, god bless her.

>go to bookshop
>burn all books that disagree with my political opinion
>gotcha

Moved the bible to fiction.

>>12330562
lol, owned

>>12330610
+1 internets to you good sir! *tips*

>>12330481
shes got a checkmark bro she might as well be famous

Just LOOK at this SEXIST, RACIST, NAZI infographic.

>>12330610
Why does the truth terrify you?

>put holocaust memoirs in the fiction section

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>>12330479
>15.000 followers
So this is the power of pussy

>Put Grapes of wrath in Winemaking section
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE

Why are women like this

>go to bookshop
>switch the signs of the loli and the granny sections

>>12330555
Scott Adams is the leader of the 4th reich.

>>12330674
>create an combined section
>police arrive but can't make any arrests because they are 800 year old dragongirls

>browsing in used book store
>in Music section
>see book titled "Red detachment of women"
>think it belongs in Psychology
>it's actually about a ballet by that title
>wth

>>12330479
Well yeah. Peterson's ideology is devaluing the marketshare that thots have in the thotmarket, so it would make sense that thots would get mad about it.

>>12330562
Absolutely devilish.

>put my poopsock in the bible section

>>12330670
are you telling me men don’t dislike jordan peterson too?

>>12330800
Red detachment of women is based though

I work at a bookstore. I always ensure that feminist, progressive; any book promoting the Big Gay is either never faced-out or preferably stowed away in the store room; and that classics, great works and anything at all reactionary is prominantly displayed. We've stopped ordering Clementine Ford books becuase of my handy work.

>>12330857
Based and most certainly redpilled

>>12330555
It's not very good.

>>12330479
On one hand I'm happy seeing these bolsheviks taking it on complete nobodies.
On the other hand, man. That's the kind of people gulags were invented for.

I do this with every verso book I see

I set book stores on fire

>>12330857
doing God's work, anon.

>>12330555
He is a climate change denier so basically a Nazi

>>12330922
I hope You're fourteen tops.
>>12330842
We all fucking do, but this kind of behaviour is insane.

>>12330479
>Today while shopping I thought about hiding Jordan Peterson books and turning Dilbert calendars upside down because I am offended by things beyond my control that I dislike. However, I decided against going through with my scheme, as I figured simply posting as if I had done so would net the same response and dopamine rush I get when people reply to me online. I am deeply lonely and afraid to admit it. I wish someone would love me.
ftfh

>>12330857
autism

>>12330479
>Enters Barnes and Noble
>Loud gypsies having a converston in the parking lot last seven years, not told to move on already
>Make my daily complaint about the gypsies at the front desk like always
>Passes the sales section with a hundred old white men and women eyes on me from the covers of books
>Switches the signs for westerns (smallest section that is actually a section) and religion (largest section)
>Some old wrinkly bat i nthe religion section sighs shakes her head at me
>Clerical assistant pulls out an AK stocked with hollow point ammunition and aims it to me
>I bring my beautiful black and brawny body over to that assistant and clock him on the head
>There is a bayonette attached to the AK which I did not see and he stavs me with it
>That's all

>>12330857
Extremely based.

>>12330633
Ah yes, those gay sodomites and their
>Trying to rape women

>>12330857
God bless you, Anon

Nuke America

>>12331491
Weave yourself a rope

>>12330821
>bf gave me a handjob and I came on Leviticus 18:22

It seems that /lit/ has a fear of public spaces and of poor people.

>>12332610
And this is wrong because...?

>>12331109
STOp posting gook breasts

>>12330857
based and redpilled chadbrarian

wtf happened with /lit/? I thought you were Marxist and progressive to the core.

>>12330479
No but if there’s a book I like I’ll turn it facing outwards so maybe someone will check it out

>>12330479
No but I put all the adult manga with titties in the kids comic book section

>>12332932
Have you not been here in the last 4 or 5 years?

>>12330857
I like this anon because he's extremely based an redpilled.

>>12330857
How do i get a job at a bookstore, it sounds comfy.

Remind me again why do women and liberals seethingly hate Jordan "lobster" Peterson

>>12330555
Scott Adams brutally murdered a young family of jews

>>12330677
He can't keep getting away with it!

>>12333161
Watch the debate with him and Stephen Fry. Or the video with the angry trans people

>>12330479
Scott Adams and Jordan Peterson would like to thank Kate Gray for both the free advertisement and the rent free apartment in her head

>>12330857
What do you do with classics that promote the Big Gay

>>12333161
Both parties are retarded though.

>>12330538
The smugs that do this are the lowest form of human.

>>12330857
I like this post.
Do you get to sit and read while you work or is your store fairly busy?