/lit/ - Literature

>>12307213
this is fucking incredible, my god.

>>12307213
Why can't all women authors be this kind to their fans?

>>12307213
She fugly

Thats trashy and HOT!! : D

>>12307213
Reddit is just too much.

>>12307213
What is this shit? Why did you faggots ruin the Internet with this garbage?

>>12307213
I'd slobber on those...
(I wanted to make a joke about her book, but uhh... that'll be all for today)
mmmm

>>12307213
based

>>12307213
Those feet, ah!, how am I to describe them? In rhyme?

My lady of the fairest feet!
Such simple toes, such pallid feet!,
Belonging to a girl so sweet!,
who would show them to me each time we meet!

Pah!, drivel that would never amount to the necessary hymn such arched, angelic cocoons deserve! I anguish, I am become agony itself when considering the infinite divorce that stands between I myself and those, her virginal, ceder sleek feet. An abyss that wrenches the heart, that makes the stomach sick with pining, pacing about near the liver and kidneys that all strike up into a symphony of malfunction when I realize those feet will never perform the function of wrapping my cock about with their tight, monkey-girl grip!

I grow old, I grow old. She should wear her trousers rolled--for then we'd see always those graceful, necessary feet; feet at which the world collapses, resurrects itself, implodes!

Ah, those feet. Now I am forever haunted by their image, having been witness to such an Ideal of beauty made manifest in the flesh, in the soul (the soles!) of this girl. Wherever her feet tread, there shall I be, if only as a spectre, in spirit, weeping and kissing the ground that has known her feet's intrusion, their tyranny!

My tongue has become an ill-tuned instrument that longs for nothing now other than to be the wet-warm sponge that would wash those feet with its meager, destitute length. To warble along the warmth of those paddling little feet and thereby know eternity, or some shape of it! Oh, the odor, the smells too that the nose would learn from those feet!

ah, ah!, who placed this heart and mind in this worthless sack of skin they call my body!--simply so I could suffer with the divine knowing that I, a destitute wretch, will never know the punishing kick from this girl's everlasting feet!

>>12307213
saw when she did the ama, there was a comment explaining how her writing is absolute garbage. Can't be arsed to find it now but basically the tldr is it's repetitive, like she say the word 'portal' a billion fucking times, and generally cliche, so that's a pass from me, but hey, at least you got feet pics

>>12307213
>she actually gave some internet pervert her feet
Combined with that hair, this makes a strong argument for physiognomy.

fucking based footslut

>>12307362
If anything it makes me think she's just an innocent deluded thot who's been convinced that she's uniquely talented. That's bad but not contemptible.

>>12307213
lmao

>>12307213
fucking lmao

>>12307213
I'm not writing a book, but I am about two months away from publishing a legal article about honeybees

>>12307213
Reddit: checked
Pink hair: checked
YA: checked
Female: checked
I know what I'm not going to read next year.

>>12307213
Link to the original hi-res feet plox

>>12308185
Good hearted anon
>>12307362
Actually as soon as hair is dyed or the color changed in any other way you cannot talk about the natural physiognomy anymore desu?

>>12308491
Post it here when you're done?

>>12308491
aww, honeybees are so cute anon C:

>>12307213
Has anyone unironically read the book?

>>12307333
>rhyming feet with feet

Nearly finished my first novel, will self publish on amazon

Hopefully I can eventually develop enough of a fanbase for a proper publisher to take me on

>>12307213
Fucking amazing. Some people shit on the modern era but things like this is Kino as fuck.

>>12307333
>>12308867
every time I read poetry attemps in English I can't but laugh my ass off; what a shit language.

>>12308947
English has been ruined by having roughly a gazillion speakers, of which 90% are users or creators or pop culture, common language, abuse of keywords, formation of buzzwords, and heavy semantic degradation. It could happen to any language that had any aesthetic merit in the first place.

>>12308891
>things like this is kino as fuck

I suppose it's the modern age.

Literally... LMFAO

Wow

>>12307213
>tfw been slowly developing a foot fetish over the last year that I'm trying my hardest to suppress and I see this

>>12307213
>I have a thing for feet and kinda want to see yours before I die
>okay, teehee ;))
Is it that easy?
Guys, if I make a Tinder account and say I'm a 23 year old virgin (true) with lung cancer (false) and just want lose my virginity before I die will I get qts throwing themselves at me for the novelty of it? Would this work?

>>12307333
based

>>12309076
>muhnigga.jpg
Don't look at the big toe of her left foot from her view. I'd let her put it up my arse but I don't think that I'd suck on it 2bh

>>12309101
Probably, if you're not hideous. Be prepared to have Facebook/Instagram posts made about you. Might become problematic if someone you know sees them.

Also maybe charges of rape by deception, but you'll want to consult a lawyer about that.

>>12307213
aw, what a sweetiepie to do that for him. i hope she feels happy about her budding career as a fiction writer

>>12309076
>>12307213
I really really would never understand feetfags

>>12308947
What is the best language for poetry?
Or what language do you compare English to, your native language?

>>12307333
>I grow old, I grow old
I caught that reference, nice work

>>12309229
Hey man, I didn't ask for it either, nor do I understand it. It just is.

>>12307213
this is the first time I get aroused by feet, hold me lads

>>12309264
anon I wish I could tell you that there is hope but you'll always be a little curious from this point forwards, and eventually, you will want to look at feet again, just to see. Just to see if you really felt what you think you did. And you did. And then you will think about it some more, and you'll wonder what they would feel like on you.

This train only moves in one direction.

>>12307333
this is disgusting, how do you live with yourself having wrote this?

>>12309240
Yes, let me articulate a similar sentiment so earnestly felt as the above concerning the feet of that lovely young girl.

Durch Sturm und Drang: ihre Füße,
Meine Sünde. Der Klang meiner Buße:
Ein kleines, ungeschorenes Ton der Rechtfertigung
In Ansicht ihrer Gewaltigen Kraft, die meinen Sinn abschaft!


Nein, nein! Dass reicht überhapt nicht das Gelenk einer Göttin zu beschreiben. Wie ich ihr Bein in meine Hand nehmen möchte! Das Fuß streicheln, mit meinem Haar zu waschen, ihr Zeh in meinem eigenen Mund zu tasten und die Schwiele mit der Zunge zu sanften. Wie ein Schwamm ihre Flüssigkeiten einzusaugen und nie entkommen zu lassen, bis sie ihre Füße um mein eigenes Glied wickelt und durch das endlosse arbeiten und quetschen meines steifen, seit Tagen nicht gereinigten Penis, mich zu einem Orgasmus bringt. Ja, dass ist eine Fantasie die nie sein wird. Denn diese Göttin ist so weit von mir entfernt, eine Kluft ist zwischen uns, ein buchstäblich mit Wasser gefüllter Meer, aber auch eine emotionalle Distanz.

Es ist klar, das Mädchen, das Fräulein meiner Träume ist eine Amerikanerin, mann muss nicht mal ihr Buche lesen um das zu wissen. Es ist erkenntlich durch ihr Fuße, schau sie an, vielleicht haben es niemals ein Fußball betastet. So anders geschöpft als die Füße der deutschen Rasse. So oft kam der Scham über mich als ich die Füße meiner Liebhaber ergreifte und die harten, durch langer deutscher Arbeit gehärteten und verkrümmten Füße schnüffelte.

Nie mehr! Ich ergreife diese Chance, ich werde zum Land der Amerikaner reisen. Umkommen ist nicht gefährlichste Möglichkeit in meiner Aufgabe ein solches Fuß in der Wirklichkeit zu lieben. Ich könnte scheitern, nie wieder ein Fuß sehen, alleine und arm mich verlieren, aber dieses Risiko werde ich annehmen. Denn ich muss es tun!

>>12307213
It's fake you retards I hate you all

>>12307333
This shit made my scalp tingle with disgust and secondhand embarrassment and I couldn't continue reading, that's a first for me. I feel queasy.

>>12307213
Damn son

>>12307333
>Wherever her feet tread, there shall I be, if only as a spectre, in spirit, weeping and kissing the ground that has known her feet's intrusion, their tyranny!
fucking based

>>12309209
>rape by deception
what

>>12311520
reinigen deinen penis

>>12312495
shit, I mean,

> reinige

>>12309076

I've been slowly developing sensuous repulsion of sex the more I encounter fetishists, on top of already being rationally repulsed.

Feet are hot, but those aren't actually her feet (tattoo is wrong and there is a pic somewhere without the tattoo)

>>12307213
Manly feet desu

>>12307333
checked and based

>>12307213
>imagining self-publishing on Amazon is being published

>>12311520
>Durch Sturm und Drang: ihre Füße,
Meine Sünde. Der Klang meiner Buße:
Comfy rhyme

>>12312798
A friend of mine wrote two books that he self-published, and neither would have made it through a traditional publishing house. He's in desperate need of an editor and writing tips, but he'll never improve because he refuses to submit to a publisher and risk rejection.

>>12309281
God damn it, 4chan turned me into a foot bitch

>>12307213

Those are tootsies from a "Female Feet" general on /soc/

Why are footfags always invariably also submissive, subservient faggots that treat girls like immaculate goddesses on a completely different plane from them
It's never "yeah feet are sexy," it's always "I would do absolutely anything to lick a place she stepped and smell a dryer after her socks were in it"
I used to be generally accepting of most sexual preferences and kinks but the depths you fags plumb with your depravity here is slowly convincing me that this is a serious problem with your souls

>>12313248
>always invariably

>>12309229
they are subhuman, there’s not much to say

>>12308491
anon you better fucking post a link here when you get publish you goddam lucky nigger.
Best wishes bro!

>>12312365
>doesn't know about girls backstabbing
baka!

>>12307333
Damn nigga you live like this

>>12312821
Don't be a bitch, just get a footjob from your lady once in a while and don't think about it too much, no need to be a weirdo about it

>>12313248
They are disgusting, speaking as someone who is partial to feet

>>12308732
Will do. I hate to put my name out there, but I was touched by the interest!

>>12309229
In the brain the location that recognizes feet is directly next to the location that recognizes genitals. Sometimes (relatively commonly in the grand scheme) there's an abnormality that cause both sections to be bridged, this causes the brain to confuse feet with genitals to an extent. While a footfag recognizes that those feet aren't a pussy or a cock, the subconscious mechanism tells them that it's definitely sexual as hell.

>>12307213
>that sudden pic of her feet
My sides are in orbit

>>12313248
The fetish of various footfags is often intertwined with femdom. I myself am a footfag, but not a submissive faggot.

>>12307213
Whomever faked that image is a fucking genius, the timing is perfect, just after her career started. It will haunt her for years lol

>>12307333
based and epic

>>12307213
can someone post a bigger of her feet. I NEED TO JERK OFF TO THEM BY TONIGHT!