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Imagine... going through your whole life looking like that

Most philosophers never married, also. It's not a coincedence.

>>12293862
How do I stay looking as young as this wee lad?

>>12293854
Philosophy is nothing other than cope. Prove me wrong

>>12293854
Who are some good looking philosophers?

>>12293867
You want us to use philosophy to prove to you that philosophy is worthless?

>>12293868
Soren had a flattering portrait done of him but I doubt he was really attractive. Derek Parfit wasn't a bad looking dude.

>>12293875

>>12293866
>looking as young

He is only 23

>>12293875

>>12293868
Deleuze was a qt tbqh

>>12293868

>>12293868
Most postmodern philosophers were decent looking. Even Jean-Paul Sartre was handsome if you can handle the lazy eye

>>12293901

>>12293901
concurrent with the 20th century turn toward personality over substance, not surprisingly
Dubord unwittingly a part of the spectacle he decried

what was with all the lumps?

>>12293862
Slap a beard on him and shave that hair and he's ready to go.

>>12293903
No, he looks like if you left Lou Dobbs out in the sun and he melted a little bit.

>>12293868

*blocks your path*

>>12293868

>>12293911
He was good looking. He had very good cheekbones which means a chiseled jawline in his younger years most likely and on top of that, decent looking eyes despite that one of them was lazy.

>>12293916
eh

why do you care about how other men look?

Spengler looked aesthetic.

>>12293985
were talking about philosophers, not men

Just more conformation of the fact that philosophy is something used by beta males to cope with the fact that they can't get laid.

>>12293875
Sören had a fiancee until he decided to regret on not having one.

>>12293892
who this chang

>>12293985
no reason

>>12293994
Confirmation of the fact that men can become ascended when not anchored down by women.

>>12293996
Bruce Lee. Anon is greatly stretching the spectrum of philosophers to include him, though.

>>12293901
>Sartre
>handsome

Haha oh wow

He looks fine here though. I guess everyone has at least one pretty angle.

>>12294060
always look for the ugliest painting; most portraits were done on commission, and you want to look nice in a commissioned portrait.

>>12294065
Makes sense. I'm glad I didn't have to travel for 2 days on a carriage just to find out my date didn't exactly look like what was promised in the 3cm locket portrait

>>12293988
he looks the much maligned rector of a Catholic boarding school

>>12293973
Now I just looks Jewish.

>>12293935
>based and absurdpilled

>>12293985
I'm insecure about how I look.

>>12293862
If he had hair he wouldn’t be bad, desu

>>12294065
>always look for the ugliest painting;
What if the artist got angry or made a joke?

Just look at this... oh no...
ohnonononononononono

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>12294529
he cute

Derrida and Heidegger were like wine. They looked better as they aged. Foucault-types though... They never get old.

>>12294065
>>12294529
where did everything go so wrong?

>>12294543
caffeine abuse

>>12294547
Honestly, it just seems like the artist of >>12294529 was shit at painting.

>>12293854
Look at this pimp

>>12293854
That's how french people look like, idiot.

>>12294564

>>12294568
He's Swiss though.

>>12294568
He looks exactly like my dad. It's uncanny and frightening.

>>12294577
He just looks like a dad overall, but like a cool, chill but still firm one. Which is quite ironic considering that he basically fucked his way through France, leaving dozens of children in his wake, whom he never cared for.

>>12294577
>>12294599
Rousseau was autistic

>>12294568
The best social contract theorist.

>>12294576
French origins

>>12294577
Your dad is cute anon, can I meet him?

>>12293862
Sexual excess hair loss
Too much masturbation.

>>12293903

you guys think he really ever got to hit that?

maybe a bj?

>>12293949
He looks like a camel

>>12293854
Hegel a cute
Soren a cute
Aristotle a cute
Rousseau a cute
Deleuze a cute
Wittgenstein a cute
Camus a cute
Voltaire a cute
Marcus aurelius a cute
Epicurus a cute
Derrida a cute
Epictetus a cute
Husserl a cute

Try again

>>12293854
>what the FUCK is it with philosophers looking like literal goblins?
Most intelligent people are ugly, and most attractive people are dumb, just take a look at the answers women give in beauty contests.
It's biological, attractive people weren't born with a high intelligence because they don't need it to attract a partner, while when intelligence is provided you need to use it in order to attract someone.
Einstein was bad looking, so was Mozart, so was Stephen Hawking, but they remain being the smartest men on Earth, let nature pick your poison

>tfw no cute gf to ride in boat around communist cuba with your bro fidel

>>12293868
The only relevant philosopher since kant

>>12294819

>>12294812
cope

>>12294778
Oh no, is that a moustache?

I sometimes wonder if i would be reading philosophical tomes about death and the meaning of life if i had been born a sexy blonde bimbo with big tits instead of a fat ugly guy who is a neet.

It is through suffering that people get a sense of the profound about life.

>>12294855
>It is through suffering that people get a sense of the profound about life.
Damn right

>>12293988
>Crowley’s pissed off cousin

>>12294524
he might not get paid for one. plus other people judge you on your work, so it could hurt business. some painters were known for being accurate, but most were in the job of making people look good.

>>12293854
>>12293862
They are weak to ice and fire both!

>>12293994
What about Camus faggot?

Or Marquis de Sade?

>>12293854
Looks French. Very fucking sexy

Peirce a quoot

>>12294065
The ugliest paintings might also be inacurate, though.

>>12293939
Nigga look like my grandma

>>12293939
I had no idea that he lived long enough to have his picture taken.

>>12295923
Adding some James for good measure

>>12293988
Spenglerbrau

Philosophy is the OG coping tool. Based sophists had it all right

What are some chad philosophers?

>>12293868
Just look at that Chad

>>12295973
This is what a culture obsessed with appearance and sexuality tells itself

You are unable to think outside the terms of reproductive success/failure.

>>12295991
how?

>>12295923
where's the cowboy pic from him in Brasil?

>>12296012

>>12294812
Sorry, but Motzart has no soul. Bob Marley is better, in that, he captured what it is to be a man like no other musician could.

kawaii

>>12293868
Me

>>12296068
>Bob Marley is better, in that, he captured what it is to be a man like no other musician could.
Let's take a look
Mozart:
>Composed symphonies since he was a kid
>One of the smartest men that ever lived
>Composed very complex music, just take another look at that sheet of music in my last post
Bob the stoner Marley:
>"Could you be looooooooooooooved, and be looooooooooved?"
Yeah... he really captured men complexity, anon...

>>12296132
>One of the smartest men that ever lived
And was obsessed with shit.
Really makes you think

>>12296132
Mozart never even asked what love is. he was concerned with technical masterbation, not making music that reached deep into a man's soul stimulating the mind with deep questions.

>>12296140
Every genious is mentally fucked up, however, Marley was not a genious but a lazy stoner
>"We'll be together with a roof right over our heads, we'll share the shelter of my single bed,
we'll share the same room, yeah, but Jah, provides the bread
Fucking lazy faggot, just hoping God "provides" him instead of working

>>12296152
My grandpa would say the same thing and he worked his ass off every day since he was 8 yo.
Could never wrap my mind around his way of thinking

>>12296152
He doesn't want good to feed him literal bread. He's talking about spiritual food that feeds a man's soul.

>>12293854
HE IS BEAUTIFUL, YOU RACIST HOMOPHOBIC XENOPHOBE. I BET YOU LOOK TEN TIMES UGLIER BEHIND YOUR FILTHY KEYBOARD.

>>12293867
>>12293869
cope is not worthless, but yes, philosophy is cope for incels

>>12293868
Nietzsche, Camus, Nick Land before he went to crazy town, Yukio Mishima, Plato, Aristotle.

>>12293988
Huxley looked ok too before his vision started to give him cross eyes.

>>12295812
>hey guys look at this outliers! check mate!

>>12293868
fridrich nizeshstchetche, emanuyel can't

>>12296150
>Mozart never even asked what love is.
Because he wasn't a singer you dumbass
>not making music that reached deep into a man's soul stimulating the mind with deep questions.
"I wanna love ya, I wanna, love and treat ya right", very deep, anon...

>>12296163
He probably smoked weed as well
>>12296171
>Overthinking a shitty lyric
Kek

>>12296261

>>12296299
I had to explain to him what weed is and that's illegal later in life.
He chewed tabacco as a kid tho, to get rid of hunger.

>>12296316
>He chewed tabacco as a kid tho, to get rid of hunger.
Sorry to read that, still, Marley was a hack who did nothing but stoner music

>>12296132
As a classical composer, I can confirm you know nothing about either of those people or their music

>>12296336
>As a classical composer
Oh, so you're from the 1810, right...

>>12294366
he is jewish

I actuallu have wondered if sartres philosophy was ignited from being a social outcast as a child for being ugly ans goggle eyed. I really dont think thats implausible.

>>12294477
Well?

>>12296074
I think we have a winner.

>>12296637
Holy shit, what an improvement

>>12296637
>this effort
>this file name
checks out

>>12296637
based

>>12293868
Schiller was Chaddish judging from his death mask.

>>12296056
Missed out on a prelapsarian/'prolapsarian' pun

>>12293916
>beard
cringe.

>>12296662
some people just aren't lucky. The moment they lose their hair >>12296718
they drop 3 points in the attractiveness scale.

>>12294826
>When are these frogs going to leave?
>I wish I was home watching baseball

>>12293916

>>12296150
Listen and watch the end of Don Giovanni and tell me he didn't reach deep into a man's soul.

>>12294529
>>12293994
Gave him a bit of a touch up, I think he looks nicer.

>>12296415
I think it's very likely that the personal experience if people heavily influences their thoughts, no matter how much they try to cloak themselves in an air of cold logical truth

>>12294778
Ew those feet. Wtf is wrong with her ankles?

>>12296637
holy fuck

Is ugliness a prerequisite for deep thought?

>>12296803
this guy is one ubermensch

>>12296231
>dude drops """hobby""" he was only pretending to like
>whoa man knowledge is cope

mhm

>>12297295
This is the beginning of Beyond Good and Evil

>>12296994
>just mentioning rick and more is critical satire and that’s the best this site can do.
Welp time to broaden my horizons

>>12294855
>>12295723
>neet
>suffering

>>12293949
holy shit is that adam driver

>>12294822
why

no one here even understands him
no one has related any of his arguments

>>12293916
>bald with a beard

>>12294568
Hack

>>12293862
kek

>>12294477
Well he doesn't.

>>12298127
>Implying
Kek