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Alexander Pope Mon Dec 24 19:48:28 2018 No.12282036 [Reply] [Original]

>Box of tissues, bag of Cheetos
>Open Google (incognito)
>Lift the laptop off my flab
>Open yet another tab
>Prepare for a one-handed mission
>Get into a good position
>Fill the bar with different clips
>'Horny milf with puffy nips',
>'Naughty schoolgirl needs a spanking'
>Classic stuff to keep me wanking
>And yet I'm extra frisky
>Dare I be a little risky?
>Click the label tagged "extreme"
>Midgets getting double-teamed!
>Soon I feel myself succumb
>Push a digit up my bum
>Horror turns to strange arousal
>Guilty tension in my trousers
>As I take another peep
>Shemales fisting elbow-deep!
>No longer shocked I fap unhindered
>Watching old men getting fingered
>At last I cannot hold it in;
>Wipe what's wayward off my chin
>Close the laptop, go to sleep
>Hope the scars don't run too deep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 19:49:31 2018 No.12282042 >>12282036 merry christmas

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 19:52:26 2018 No.12282053 File: 105 KB, 740x250, ti.subjunctive.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12282036 >still not changing "I'm extra frisky" to "I'm feeling extra frisky" It's like you aren't even trying.

>>	Alexander Pope Mon Dec 24 19:53:22 2018 No.12282061 >>12282053 I didn't write it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 19:53:59 2018 No.12282065 >>12282036 actually a pretty good poem i like the lines >no longer shocked i fap unhindered and >hope the scars don't run too deep screen'd it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 19:56:08 2018 No.12282071 File: 113 KB, 1261x297, milo editor 18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12282036 Do I have to post the editor's draft of Milo's book again? Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 19:57:05 2018 No.12282077 >>12282036 last time somebody posted this i got 10k upvotes on reddit. thanks again. merry xmas, chumps

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 19:58:00 2018 No.12282078 >>12282042 Fpbp

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 19:59:34 2018 No.12282084 File: 99 KB, 784x657, milo editor 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12282071 More

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:01:30 2018 No.12282092 >>12282071 that was an epic thread anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:07:11 2018 No.12282112 File: 331 KB, 1482x382, miloeditor5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12282092 Thank you anon. Merry Christmas

>>	Alexander Pope Mon Dec 24 20:08:15 2018 No.12282119 >>12282112 Post more, thank you for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:10:22 2018 No.12282128 >>12282092 Link? >>12282071 >>12282084 >>12282112 I would have 100% killed myself, had I been Milo in this context. How does he deal with shame and low self-esteem? Is he lacking self-awareness that much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:12:35 2018 No.12282136 >>12282061 I know but this change was suggested when this was first posted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:14:21 2018 No.12282142 >>12282036 Is that a picture of a girl? Are you a girl? Alexandra**? Did u misspell ur name?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:22:32 2018 No.12282167 >>12282128 >>/lit/thread/S12115421

Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:25:46 2018 No.12282176
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>>12282128
Don't have a link to the old thread but here's the full original draft of Milo Yiannopolous's book Dangerous including editor's comments. Released as evidence during Milo's exceptionally stupid lawsuit with his publisher Simon and Schuster:
https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=VhVQNjyOxzgx32b52YsZJg==

The editor is really trying here but about halfway through he just can't and basically starts unintentionally (because this was never meant for public consumption) roasting the book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:27:31 2018 No.12282184 >>12282176 Nevermind I actually found the thread with all the screenshots. It's this one: >>/lit/thread/S12083351 Not this one: >>12282167

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:51:03 2018 No.12282240 File: 60 KB, 1267x449, milo editor 19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12282119 I found this one reading the whole thing through - didn't put it in the old thread. Merry Christmas Alexander

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:59:05 2018 No.12282267 >>12282240 >>12282176 Lmao why didn’t he just write out his ideas and then have it ghost written

Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:59:52 2018 No.12282272

>>12282036
Beady eyes, ANGLO lies
Muffled Aryan women's cries
Aryan children, big and small
Bomber Harris kills them all
Left, right, right, left
ANGLO sows the seeds of death
Not a stone is left to stand
When ANGLO flies across the land
After starting World War One
The ANGLO's work was still not done
So joining with the Pole and Jew
He made a new one: World War Two
To sate his thirst for Aryan blood
That he wanted, that he got
Now Dresden is devoid of cheer
Hans have fear; the ANGLO is here

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 21:00:21 2018 No.12282276 >>12282267 Apparently it might have been ghost written - I don't know whether that makes it better or worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 22:10:15 2018 No.12282536 File: 186 KB, 742x469, milo editor 11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12282240

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 00:03:14 2018 No.12282972 File: 59 KB, 1645x124, milo editor 9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12282536

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 00:44:00 2018 No.12283131 File: 44 KB, 1323x103, 2018-12-25-003953_1323x103_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 00:55:38 2018 No.12283179 >>12282036 This is brilliant and describes the existentially empty experience of millions of people in today's disoriented internety world. It speaks to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 00:59:09 2018 No.12283187 File: 41 KB, 372x141, 2018-12-25-005500_372x141_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 01:06:07 2018 No.12283210 >>12282128 >Is he lacking self-awareness that much? He's a provocateur.

Anonymous Tue Dec 25 08:07:50 2018 No.12284156
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>>12282184
Thanks anon!

But holy shit Milo is even more insufferable than I originally thought. Compiled 4chan shitposts would be more interesting and funnier than his "book".

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 08:41:54 2018 No.12284238 File: 201 KB, 777x897, OO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12282036 That's what I needed for Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 09:39:32 2018 No.12284384 >>12282272 The prob with pejorativising anglo is that you missplace the emphasis to disincluce the saxons, who one should note are the grit part in the grit and bear it dichotomy of anglosaxon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 09:41:00 2018 No.12284386 >>12282036 >>No longer shocked I fap unhindered >>Watching old men getting fingered this was a shit rhyme the first time this was posted and it's a shit rhyme now

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