/lit/ - Literature

>>12250957
If it's snowing in the morn
Stay inside and watch porn

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent

>>12250957
The hotter the chick, the bigger the dick.

>>12250965
>>12250976
>>12250980
These are breddy shit, desu

>>12250986
ehh
>>12250980
this one's alright. The other ones are pretty trash though.

>>12250957
I fart therefore I am

"Those guys on /lit/ have pretty good taste."

Dont play all the notes on your piano at the same time

>>12250957
The longer the pianist’s piece, the happier his wife


(because her ebony lover is pounding her ovaries backstage every minute her husband is tickling the ivories onstage)

It's like fucking a fine bitch whilst busting a slow nut

That's a load of cum if I've ever seen one!

Those claiming to pay half later, pay nothing ever

>>12251108
Cuck from the mouth represents a cuck in the mind

>>12250957
Good without God is 0.

>>12250957
Whether or not the holocaust happened, we all know it should have.

Caper when the winds seize your soul, caper when the shackles let go.

>>12251092
I'd say this

The more you hit, the more you're shit.

let niggers in your country,
and they'll fucking ruin it

One of sand, one of lime

I'm like Kubrick with two bricks.

A church stands on the hands of the laity, a kingdom is held on the backs of the commoners.

Bad liars make good friends.

Only wear shoes if you intend to run

>>12250957
Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'quote maker'. I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

'In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.'

>>12251778
Sounds like something Eminem would rap.

The hardest nipple doesn't always produce the most milk

>>12253261
lol, danny brown actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk8NVDzAF1s

>>12250976
Kek

Leave the lights on if you're expecting good company
Don't throw the loud dog a bone
Keep your hands to yourself in the kitchen

>>12251140
Ya can't spell God without OD!

Those with sight can't see the forest for the trees, those who are blind can't see the forest or the trees.

>>12253227
master b8er

>>12250957
Dull knifing

>>12250957
Doing the same thing over and over again while expecting the different results is the height of sanity

It's like trying to stick a butter knife up a raccoon's ass in a phone booth.

>>12250957
A soft bed is balm to a weary head.

Boredom is not some feeling to be rid off - rather, it is a state of fertility in which the seeds of genius are planted.

>>12254381
You seem like an extremely fun guy to drink with

It's better to walk past a bed of roses than through it.

>>12251731
but this IS a saying

>>12250957
your name is fuck
get that nip tuck

music

You can find more atoms of iron in a tampon than you can noble human beings on earth.

If everyone smells like shit, you've probably shit yourself.

(For something this simple and silly, I get a lot of good response on it. It covers a lot of situations.)

>>12250957
For as much as you love life, live it grand. Live it Rand.

>>12250957
Ere long done do does did

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>12254398
comfy

>>12250957
Prettier than a pig with lipstick

Learn patience as soon as you can.

>>12250957
Everywhere is anywhere is anything is everything.

>>12250957
Well like my old Grandpa didn't used to say: "You can't fuck a bullet hole in a barn door."

As my father would say: "Goodbye!"

>>12250957
Depression is the peak of arrogance

>>12250957
A leader is not self proclaimed nor elected, he is choosen by his peers as the one that stands out and is necessary for the living group

>>12255504
>elected not the same as chosen

>>12255354
Like my grandpa never said

>>12251125
kek

A nap on the sofa is good for a loafer

If it ain't broke, don't break it.

the worst case scenario is sometimes the best case scenario

what you get for free, others had to pay for

>>12251126
Ah, the 257th rule of acquisition.

>>12251778
OFF A TWO PIECE, A TOOTHPICK, I FLICK AND I PREACH

One must be his own woman

>>12250957
Death comes like a river. It's moving,you know.

>>12254398
aw :)

>>12250957
See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em
Leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em

Revenge is a report best done anonymously

Don't build castles out of memories. Build memories out of castles.

>>12250957
Don't shove a cock too deep down your throat, lest you choke on the remains.

>>12250957
As to ones boot As is to another soul

>>12251122
Tasteless

If the stone skips, it doesn’t flip

>>12250957
only the brightest lights shine until tomorrow.

pop a nigga at his crib, watch his momma cry to death.

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a BRRRAAPPP.

>>12254555
nice trips, nice post

If you’re worried and you know there is something you can do, go do it. If not, then stop freaking the fuck out about it.

Not much of a “saying” but it’s how I live my life, or try to at least.

>>12257589
Woah

I dip my cock and balls in the water

>>12251006
Agreed. Yours are much better.

>>12251122
chek'd

>>12257594
Sometimes its better to keep it simple.

>>12250957
An open hand is better than a closed one

>>12253227
Hmm yes this is fairly epic and based if I do say so myself

>>12250957
I was born with a silver spoon in my ass

Sometimes, the most beautiful song is silence.
Sometimes, the best pen is the one you can't write with.
Sometimes, the wilderness is the safest shelter.
Sometimes, the sharpest knife is the one that doesn't cut at all.
Sometimes, the best seat is standing up.

You can do this with everything.

when it rains coca cola, bring a bucket

Live, laugh, love

Gotta pump the brakes before the turn

The difference between bad and good is a thin line to dance.

Nice job, Brown (a sarcastic comparison between the target and the unequalled genius, Dan Brown)

Telling the truth is a dangerous business
Honest and popular don't go hand in hand

>>12250957
>The opposite of give up is take down.
I realized this on drugs, googled it and it is mine.

>>12259267
Nice job, Green (a sarcastic comparison between the target and the unequalled genius, John Green)

When in doubt, listen to your prostate.

>>12257888
"Kill yourself"

>>12250957
Never get into a car having to take a shit.

Not talking isn't listening

>>12250957
Happiness lies in between the thighs of a happy woman.

>>12260241
Sometimes to listen is to hear and to see.

>>12250957
Are you lost? You look like you can't tell left from right or right from wrong.

>>12254398
This is a good one

Close the face , fuck the base

The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

I murder you hoes worse than a convertible flipping vertical nose first with it's top off upside down

>>12251744
One of sand, one of lime
One is sour, the other tells time.

>>12250957
When the jews got loose I get the noose

If one in a bubble, two in the rear:
one will fly forward, the other draws near.
- Albert Einstein