/lit/ - Literature

Well, here you go. Favourite writer is Celiné. (yeah, I see the irony.)

Knut Hamsun

Gustave Flaubert

Gustave Flaubert

Dostoyevsky, unoriginal as that may be.

Frenchfag here.

Frenchfag here. I have no favourite writer

Proud american here.

Fuck chinks, towelheads, niggers, the english, and spics


you all are fucking terrible

>>1225201
oh and my favorite writer is McCarthy

Orwell.

Tolstoy

>mfw people actually have opinions on the various south american countries

Blue/Pink is my Oceania, Green/Dark Green are allies of Oceania, rest are Eurasian DEATH. I kept Russia because of brolove from WWI.

Favorite writer: Hard to choose, but I'll throw out Salman Rushdie, Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonnegut, and Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Also Murakami.

Fuck you switzerland.

>>1225164
how does it feel to be Norwegian?

>>1225224
forgot.

I don't have ONE favourite writer, but my favourite book is Treasure Island by Stevenson.

>>1225227
>my favourite book is Treasure Island by Stevenson
>doesnt treat Scotland any different from rest of UK

I dislike what I do not understand, a fallacy of mine. And I have no favourite writer.

>>1225230
I hesitated. But I love both their accents.

i don't read books.

>>1225245
correction. map actually looks like this, and always has.

Lorrie Moore

Kafka

Well, I don't really feel like doing the chart hing, but I'm American. I like learning about most other nations, my favorites literature-wise being France, Japan, and Russia. Favorite author is Yasunari Kawabata.

Finland here, whole planet is bro tier.
>fistbump

>>1225216
I like this guy.

>>1225268
>nyrkkikolahtaa

>>1225268
homoseksuaali havaittu......

Thomas Pynchon

>>1225300
THANKS FOR LOVING DENNMARK :D Thats where Im from

Anne Rice

>>1225314
NO PROBLEM BRO :3 It's a beautiful country.

vonnegut

>>1225331
Nice JPEG.

The dislikes is because of politics, the loveis cause of lit...

Also tie between Mann, Tolstoy, Pynchon, Joyce. I can't compare them.

>>1225158
/lit/ is not /int/, fucking reported

Hermann Hesse

Pushkin

Alexander Solzenytsin

Adolfo Bioy Casares

>>1225162
Have you done your service yet?

WHY DO PEOPLE DISLIKE PERU? WE'RE NOT BAD PEOPLE. I mean, sure Mario Vargas Llosa isn't the greatest author, but goddamnit he is good. Granted, not Nobel Prize winning good (Should have gone to Pynchon) but still very good. We're not bad people, our only crime is that some of us are brown.

>>1225393
It's just that you're close to Chile and Brazil and you haven't done anything noteworthy enough to make me click on a different colour.

Incas don't count.

>>1225393
I don't dislike Peru. Its scenic beauty makes up for anything else, and I don't really know anything else other than that it looks really nice.

>>1225393
I don't know which one you are on the map and I just dislike most of south america.

>>1225401
One of our authors won the fucking Nobel Prize for literature this year. His books are amazing, despite the fact that Pynchon should have won. We have done something noteworthy. Have you read any of his books? They're really great. I reccomend The Green House. It's pretty great.

>>1225410
Alright, I'll read The Green House and adjust the colour of Peru accordingly. I hope Llosa can handle the responsibility.

I don't have an opinion on countries. For me national identity is absurd. Would I want to be judged by the worst people in my country? Of course not, but routinely, bigoted people who've never really been anywhere generalise about the people of a country from a sample size of one person.

I live in Israel and i love every single country. the world is filled with amazing people, nationality is irrelevant.

>>1225426
Then why do you continue to treat the Palestinians so badly?

>>1225440
>implying Palestinians exist
>generalizing

>>1225440

Do you know Crimson? Or is this that generalizing from nationality thing again? Assuming you're American, would you like me to ask you why you rape Iraqis?

>>1225426
you done your service yet, son?

>>1225452
But that doesn't really work as I'm not in Iraq. Palestinians and Israelis, however, live in the same state. Nice try, though.

>>1225456

That's completely invalid. You cannot accuse an individual Israeli of 'treating Palestinians badly'.

>>1225464
What if he runs around kicking Palestinians, huh? You'd feel pret-ty stupid.

>>1225454
I faked suicidal behavior to get off the army.
my conscious didn't allowed me to join the army.
>>1225440
I will not even answer this silly question.

>>1225471

So now you're going to pretend you were joking because your fatuous bigotry got called, huh?

>>1225480
I'm not even the guy you're arguing with. I'm Norwegian, couldn't give less of a shit about Israel.

>>1225471
The fuck is a "Palestinian" to you? They aren't even a separate people, just a bunch of anti-Semitic dramawhores. If they would shut the fuck up, nobody would be fighting and maybe Iran would shut the fuck up too.

>I faked suicidal behavior to get off the army.
You're a fucking disgrace. You could have at least taken a jobnik position and done your bit.

>>1225483
Butt the fuck out then. It's not funny.


>>1225484
Palestinians aren't a race, no, but then that's true of most people. Americans aren't a race. The British aren't a race. The Spanish aren't a race. There aren't many countries where the racial identity is absolute from ancient times on down.

by the way, i'm originally from Ukraine and not even Jewish so i may not be the best example for an Israeli.

>>1225488

What bullshit.

>>1225490

>>1225488
hahahaha great to see people use the turn jobnik.
i'm sorry but I will not serve an occupating army in any position.

>>1225493
How the fuck did you make aliyah then?
>>1225495
What?

>>1225503
my father is jewish, my mother is not.
by jewish religion (and the state of Israel) i'm not jewish (still allowed to make an alyah tough)

>>1225503


LOL Tons of Ukrainians are good at lying that they're Jewish. Happens all the time.

Some of them are in the US because the US has a liberal immigration policy toward them. Shady Russians and Ukrainians.

>>1225503

You're implying that there's something moral about being in the army and it's a flaw of character that prevents the guy from joining up, a flaw he could work around. In fact, he's morally against the army. Helping other people to waste others is not an improvement on wasting others, especially now so few combatants are ever in material danger at all.

>>1225510
Enjoying your benefits?
Fucking scum

>>1225516
oh wow, they should write a book about you, cause you're something special.

captcha:
occupation elvens
hahahahahaha

>>1225490
Sure they aren't a race, but there has never been a country called Palestine, so there is no such thing as a Palestinian people. And you know, if Iran loves them so much, then why don't they just go there instead of being all butthurt about some Jews? All this conflict is about is them believing they're entitled to some land because their religion tells them they are.

jews up to no good? seems about right.

>>1225531

maximum overtrollan

Right now, my favourite author is Borges.

>>1225549
Your mother's a troll. Palestine has never existed, and the people who say it does are Zionist conspiracy theorist anti-Semites.

>>1225531

You're talking nonsense and you know it.

mfw i realised there are at least 3 israelis on 4chan.

>>1225553
> Zionist conspiracy theorist anti-Semites

>mfw New Zealand isn't on the map

>>1225559
They use the OMG ZIONIST INVASION to make them seem like they aren't the ones blowing themselves up in cafes and killing their own people. So yeah.

>>1225564

He says as people who openly call themselves zionists build settlements in the occupied territories.

>>1225519
hey, I love Lieberman, support Beitar Yerushaliyim and fought in Lebanon in 2006 as a paratrooper. What do you expect?

>>1225570
>occupied
Never.

>>1225575


?? What word would you use?

>>1225575
The Gaza Strip is not occupied in any sense of the word and the West Bank is policed.

>>1225573
Maccabi Haifa FTW, luzon stole our championship.

favorite writer is Steinbeck

best food goes to Greece

ITT: people who know nothing about Africa and South America

also

>implying no New Zealand

Hesse

I'm afraid I don't have opinions on a lot of the world, especially Africa and South America.

hmm

>>1225488
As if the army needs more useless personnel.
There's was never a service dodging problem, check the numbers. Dodgers percentage was pretty much the same since '48. Today those who get laid off because of mental problems are about 1.5%
Assuming they're all fucking liars, it's still 1.5%

They racked up the numbers by including Israelis overseas, physical disabilities, hasidim, arabs and such. All citizens who by theory can serve but have the legal right not to.


And who cares if the Palestinians were here for only decades, they're a large group in society that seeks national recognition.

I don't understand the hate for Africa. It seems it's more 'hurr durr niggers' than actual dislike due to political or cultural reasons.

>>1225551

Jævla innvandrerfaen.

>>1227408
Welcome to 4chan

Favorite writer? Hard question: Possibly Faulkner, Dickens, Dumas, Shakespeare, Auden, Blake Joyce, and Ford Maddox Ford.

>>1227429
U mad?

>>1227419
Whatcha gonna do holland?

>>1227569
nuke the ocean