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Harry Potter and his posse should have been brutally massacred at The Battle of Hogwards. Coming of ASOIF I was stunned at how one sided the battle was when I re read Deathly Hallows.

Voldermorts army was made up of all manner of dark creatures such as Giants, huge spiders werewolves and fucking DEMENTORS among other infernal beasts. In contrast all I recall the Hogwarts army consisting of beside its students were statues activated by Mcgonagall and Hagrids giantlet half brother(maybe a few centaurs and Thestrals I suppose)

The core of Voldermorts army were undoubtedly the Death eaters. A bunch of feared battle hardened criminals with a deep knowledge of the Dark Arts and vast combat experience. This combined with dozens of brainwashed wizards and actual Ministry officials who were undoubtedly skilled in magic considering the strict requirements for joining the Ministry. In contrast, the core of Hogwarts army consisted of pissy horny little brats that were busy jerking off in bathrooms and perving after the opposite sex, let alone actually learning to fight. Very few of them ever had any actual battle experience and even fewer fought any real battles. Half the students were straight up sent home, and for the past year the remaining ones were being fed nonsense instead of any actual useful info.

Order of the Phoenix could have been a formidable addition if there werent only a handful of them,far outnumbered by brainwashed wizards and ministry officials on Voldermorts side.The faculty again was painfully small in number and whatever advantage they brought to the army should have been canceled out by the gross inexperience of the students below 6th year.

So how in the flying fuck did the students even make it out alive? Its like saying that a buncha in-training army recruits and a couple of veterans here and there some how managed to kick the piss outta actual combat trained Navy Seals and Marines. How is this trash so readily accepted and why is nobody pointing out the obvious plot armor and heavy bias for Harry Potter against Voldermort?

Pic related, the only good thing to ever come outta the Harry Potter Franchise.