/lit/ - Literature

>>12239821
>i volunteered to help her with her homework
So I take it you don't ever want to fuck her?
Because you're on the right track to never fucking her.

>>12239838
got no friends either desu. Whatever helps me meet new people and get out of the house.

>>12239821
>i got a cute girl on the line, and i volunteered to help her with her homework

Is this highschool or community college?

>>12239821
You're making it sound like she didn't even ask and you just suggested it yourself. I hope that isn't the case anon, it's pathetic enough even without that

>>12239884
yeah you're a chump. you're never going to lose youre virginity and you'll never become an accomplished screen writer and your mom is going to be so pissed you snuck out to this underage cunt's house

>>12239846
You didnt approach her about it/suggest it did you?

>>12239883
college
>>12239884
>>12239895
its finals week. Its a nice gesture to help out someone with their homework.

>>12239916
please be bait

>>12239821
you dumbass, listen to how you use homework to get closer to a girl: you do it WITH her, not FOR her. You need her next to you, in close physical proximity for a long while, ideally having to ask you for help over and over to reinforce dependence, interleaving some casual small talk into the work, making her laugh every so often, taking initiative and and even then if you're ugly she'll just hold her nose and finesse you. If you're attractive you can make some small moves during and before you both leave set up more casual plans. If you're not attractive you can still try for it but prepare to be rejected.
Homework help is a shitty, beta way to meet people, but you're so pathetic that it might still be better than nothing. For God's sake get a hobby.

>>12239911
we were talking on snap and i she brought up her schoolwork and she had 1 essay, 3 of these assignments and 15 page paper due tomorrow, me having been in the same situation; i offered to help because i felt bad for her.

>>12239938
No no no NO!
You make her do it and then you cuck her by fucking her mom and sniggering at her standing there with all your homework in her arms and you lead her ashamed mother who hates herself but cant fet enough of how good your dick feels, extra good considering how wrong it all is, into the bedroom, dude

>>12239963
Well thats a little better if she added you on snap and lured you in, you're still being manipulated but its better than if you approached her like a creepy nerd. You won't get laid but i supoose you enjoy the interaction and all that, hopefully youll look back in 10 years when you have atleast one good friend and be ashamed at the kind of patheticness of it. I dont blame ya son

>>12239977
i met her on tinder 2 days ago, she gave me her snap yesterday.

>>12239968
>not fucking her dad in front of her entire family while staring her directly in the eye, slowly drinking a warm bottle of pabst blue ribbon beer before hawking a loogie in it and popping his tiny cuckold nuts into it, then swinging a baseball bat at it until the glass breaks, then pulling out your erect cock covered in shit and shooting the shit out of your uretha along with your cum directly into her left eye asking her "see my point? see my point?" over and over until she cries
ess em aech

>>12239983
you mean to tell me you started at tinder and ended in the second order friend zone?

>>12239984
I did this exact thing with my gf last week and now she's mad at me, what do?

>>12239989
hey, were going to meet tomorrow for coffee because of it. Thats one more date then anyone whos replied is gonna get by the end of the year.

>>12239916
All degrees from this university should be invalidated

>>12239983
Oh thats... not as good. Hows it going otherwise with this girl?

>>12240005
its probably some bullshit homework assignment, especially since its theater
but ya education here sucks

Oh god Anon, I really hope this is bait. You do realize, if this is real, that she’s probably out getting fucked by some random dude. Then after they get done she’ll tell him about you and they’ll both laugh then continue fucking.

How the FUCK did you MEET a girl on TINDER and then end up doing her fucking HOMEWORK? This is worse than getting friendzoned by a prostitute

>>12239984
Why am I finding shit like this hilarious lately?

>>>/tv/107266116
is this what you were imagining would happen op?

Good thread.
extra cringey.

>>12240004
During your coffee date be sure and look her directly in the eyes and ask her if she likes cream in her sugar

op here, another girl that i matched with on tinder a long time ago set up a date with me on snapchat. What do i now?

>>12240693
her homework

>>12240004
that's some low quality cope my dude
>date
>do her homework and buy her frappes while she plays candy crush

>>12240693
You're an idiot

>>12240141
Absolute kek, this

>>12240693
post pics