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Have you ever read a book aloud together with a romantic partner?

>> No.12234250

>>12234234
>/lit/
>romantic partners
top lol

>> No.12234255

>>12234234
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12234340

>>12234255
IM

>> No.12234344

SO

>> No.12234377

FUCKING

>> No.12234448

I used to read Lolita in bed to my girlfriend. It actually helped her become the best reader in her class.

>> No.12234451

>>12234234
STOP

>> No.12234464

>>12234234
look at their fucking nasty ass teeth wtf

>> No.12234485

>>12234448
read lolita to a girl I hooked up with briefly earlier in the autumn, she quite enjoyed it and finished the book. I still quite adore her but she wasn't over her ex. Women come and go it seems.

>> No.12234497

>>12234485
god i wish that were me

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I don't come here to feel

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>>12234448
>>12234485
t. Bradley Cooper

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>>12234234
>/lit/
>romantic partners
Lolaso tio hostia carajo coño!

>> No.12234559

>>12234541

look where his head is

god imagine the smell

>> No.12234562
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>romantic partner

>> No.12234692

Ok virginfaggots post your ages, let's see who is the oldest.
25 here.

>> No.12234707

>>12234692

57 (I've slept with a hooker once in my 30s, but that doesn't really count 2bh)

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>>12234707
I'm sorry man

>> No.12234742

>>12234234
Read some of 2666 to her.
She really liked the murders part.

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>>12234234
>tfw used to read my ex-gf to sleep every other night
>she loved it so much she would ask for it

>> No.12234766

We have taken turns reading stories from Edith Hamilton's Mythology to each other. Very romantic I highly recommend it.

>> No.12234778

>>12234485

>non-virgin gf

for what purpose you retarded cuck lmfao

>> No.12234780

Just stop the engine already. It doesn’t make any sense and Steven Tyler has Katie now anyway.

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>>12234766
>>12234754
>>12234742
>>12234485
>>12234448

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WHY CAN'T I GET A GF WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN WHY HAVE I BEEN CURSED FUCK I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU NIGGERS FUCK READING FUCK HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK

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>>12234785
It will be alright brother.

>> No.12234886

>>12234234
I'd like to read people but no gf and I think my friends would just think it strange. Hard to find a book that would be suitable as well I think

>> No.12234893

>>12234886
read to people*. I'm bad at reading people.

>> No.12235283

>>12234707
How are you still alive? What happened to you?

>> No.12235289

>>12234707
Can't wait for this to be me in 30 years

>> No.12235291

>>12235283

unironically became a gnostic

>> No.12235322

>>12234785
god won’t give you a gf because you use the n word

>> No.12235331

>>12234234
I've read bedtime stories to my girlfriend when she was sick, and sometimes read segments of books and poems, but never a whole book.

>> No.12235349
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>>12234692
Ill be 28 in a couple of weeks

>> No.12235388

>>12234692
25
I almost had sex once, a female friend basically forced herself on me (I couldn't get it up because of the awkwardness of the situation so nothing was completed, though in retrospect I definitely would have had sex with her happily). This was almost three years ago and I still can't stop thinking about it.

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>>12234234
I read to my girlfriend because she can't read quickly in English and it helps her hearing how words are pronounced when she can follow the words as I read them to her.
Sometimes it feels more like having a daughter than a girlfriend since I'm reading her bedtime stories in effect, but that's not a bad thing.

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Romantic...partner...? I have a keychain of my favorite anime girl are those things similar?

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>>12234250
posting with my gf right now nibba

>> No.12235745

>>12234234
Read poetry. Specifically John Donne's Elegy to his mistress.
I was trying to hint that she was taking too long getting out of her clothing when I wanted to fuck her.
Unfortunately, she figured she should tease me even longer by taking her clothing off more slowly.

>> No.12235753

>>12234541
literally one of the most based big dick moves ever

>> No.12235809

>>12234234
What the fuck is a romantic partner? Some sort of weird delusion, no doubt.

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>mfw sitting in bed reading Evola with my boyfriend

>> No.12235841

>>12234234
My wife and I read to our daughter together every friday night, and have since she was 3 months old

She's 6 now but she still enjoys it

>> No.12235948

>>12234234
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK OFFF DIE IN HELL I WANT A GIRLRLL PLESE WHY CAN'T I GO BACK TO BEING 13 ANDND PRESSURE OSME BITCH TO KISS ME HOW AM I SUPPOOSED TO START BEIMG SOMEONE NOW? IM AN ADULT IM SUPPOSED TO HAVE A JOB AND REALL RELATIONSHIIPS WHAY THE FUCK AM I DOING I HAVE A PROBLEM I WILL DIE IF I DPNT GET SOME PHYSICAL ATTENTION OF LOOVE KILLLLL MEMEM MMEEE

>> No.12236205

>>12234234
I don't think my gf loves me anymore.

>> No.12236212

>>12235841
i hope you only read quality literature to her. the sooner they get to Joyce, the better.

>> No.12236214

>>12234234
I used to read children's books to my ex gf. Kinda fucked up in a way, but seeing how happy it made her...

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>>12236214
Did she call you Daddy? Please tell me she did

>> No.12236719

>>12234234
I've read some of the most horrid excerpts from Mao II to my gf and asked her whether she could notice that the style is bit off. She didn't. She said that it's different than what I'm usually reading but she has no idea about what "style" really consists of.

>> No.12237804

>>12235403
>but that's not a bad thing
I guess if that's your kink...

>> No.12237837

>>12234448
>>12234485
>>12234541
>>12234754
>>12235331
>>12235403
>>12236214
>>12236419
And they say Freud was wrong.

>> No.12237855

>>12234541
extremely based

>> No.12238004

>>12236212
>implying a female could appreciate Joyce

>> No.12238010

We take turns reading bad young adult novels to eachother. Started with the troll king and now we're doing the cirque du freak series

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12238057

No.
But I have some German poetry memorized by heart and I've always wanted to recite it to a girl then tell her the translation

>> No.12238465

>>12234234
Reading out aloud alone isnt fun

>> No.12238476

I sing 'Comin' Thru The Rye' to my girlfriend to ease our megrim

We also sing Christmas carols together, most recently 'Good King Wenceslas'

>> No.12239012

>>12238010
>take turns reading bad young adult novels to eachother
This is unironically a good choice. Nothing to serious. I would have loved to read the Potter books originally with a gf.

Cursed Child is in play format, so I assume it sucks for reading aloud.

>> No.12239619

>>12238057
This is the most autistic post on 4channel.

>> No.12239621

>aloud
It’s allowed you fucking RETARD

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>>12239621

>> No.12240933

I read to my wife in bed all the time. Usually read stuff like Don Quixote and the Magic Mountain. Tried to read BotNS once, but she was jealous of Dorcas. Strangely, she likes Mishima a lot.

I'm gay btw, not sure if that matters

>> No.12240961

>>12238010
>cirque du freak
>bad

Woah there buddy