/lit/ - Literature

>>12210743
>condoms

I honestly prefer complete and utter celibacy to fucking even redheaded teenage maidens with a rubber wrapped cock.

Cigarettes and condoms in the same picture is a contradiction, one is the stubborn embrace of pleasure in the face of reason and the other is the death of pleasure for the sake of reason, a cold calculation ruining everything good and exciting about being alive. It's not a coincidence that contraception is literally the death of the west.

>>12210743
who the fuck are you trying to be and/or feel like? why not read the book in the pic ya cunt

books for this feel

>>12210743
Books for this feel

>>12210770
Beautiful

>>12210743
>tfw no money for ciggarettes

>>12210770
based

>>12210770
Chaste and breadpilled
Cigarette and smokepilled

books for this feel?
https://youtu.be/SvZmRv6U_s0

>>12210833
I've been on this God forsaken site too much. There was a >>>/ck/ thread with you and your collection of anime mugs with anime characters holding mugs. This is madness.

books for this feel?

>>12210770
Based

>>12210770
entirely correct.

>>12210743
>>12210833
>>12210845
the holy bible

>>12210903
wtc those chelseas

>>12210903
iceberg slim - pimp

>>12210895
I have a nicer painting and a different brand of bourbon now but things are mostly the same. I guess I have a better paying job that doesn't even give a damn if I show up and a huge house all to myself now too.

>>12210770
I've never used it I just drop it on ourpose so girls think i hav ea big dick

>>12210833
i like this
>>12210859
sorry bro

>>12210770
Holy shit, is this you Pynchon? Only an autist of your caliber would read into a post image this much

>>12210903
shnazzy baybee

>>12211185
> read into
why do you use words when you don't know what they mean?

>>12210770
>one is the stubborn embrace of pleasure in the face of reason and the other is the death of pleasure for the sake of reason
Poetic

>>12210833

Anime mug mug man browses /lit/ too?
Fuck, you're becoming an actual person to me and that makes me feel things I don't understand.

>>12211470
I like to think anime mug man doesn't watch anime and just collects anime themed mugs. Makes it seem much more interesting.

>>12211128
>I've never used it I just drop it on ourpose so girls think i hav ea big dick
Pathetic

>>12211198
Why do you say "words" when you meant "phrases"?

>>12211128
It doesn't matter. It still represents a contradiction, and evidences that you are a SEEK PLEASURE sex-obssesed bugman with a rotted, hedonistic mind. You sit around, you see that contraceptive in your wallet or on your desk and your mind goes in the gutter. Get out of my sight.

>>12210770
wow man deep, cigs r cool & fun but condoms are sad, deep bruh deep, books n sex deep, living the shitty sub-top 500 art degree lifestyle
brb pissing my life away

>>12211534

I like to think he watches anime, but he isn't a weeb or an otaku or anything. Just a guy who likes anime and made a hobby out of one silly thing that he likes to share with us.
Either way, I always like seeing him pop up.

>>12210910
*holy Qur'an

>>12211565
What?

>>12210770
>red headed
Patrician taste desu. Also great post

Any books for this feel?

>>12210770
>tfw always walk to the park across from the church and blast a cig after Mass

>>12211128
>magnum
>big dick
you realize magnums are for average cocks right? the magnum xl's are the actually big ones. fuckin degenerate

>>12211740
That's a very cute cat. Probably something by Murakami, I heard he's into cats.

Books for this feel?

>>12211785
Thanks man. The only Murakami book I have on me is Underground about the sarin attacks but I’m looking forward to reading it.

>>12211767
based and rubicunduspilled

>>12211778
you misunderstand cock sizes, friend. cocks are multidimensional. magnums aren't for monster cocks, obviously. they are however for your guys who are still above the average. this is most important for girth. length is whatever in condom terms, what you gotta be worried about is girth.
i didn't know that i was a magnum man for a while and thought i was just retarded or something because condoms hurt my dick and i really struggled to keep it up after wrapping my willie. in reality normal condoms just put my dong in a chokehold and once i got that nice relaxed fit i was fuckin like a champ.

all condoms are trash though. certified rawdog champions.

>>12211853
i can't think of anything more cucked - short of actually letting your wife fuck a nigger - than to put a condom on your dick. its like the human version of neutering yourself, its a rejection of your masculinity. frankly its insulting that anyone would even suggest using a condom to me. the mere fact that they exist is an insult. putting your dick into a chastity cage is less cucked

>>12211877
you made it weird. go back to looking at pictures of roman statues

>>12211791
Bataille. What else did you expect?

>>12211887
yeah, i'm the weird one here

book for this feel?

>>12211899
The male flaccid can and should be 1/8th the erect size. If it isn't, it is a sign of damage. Men get "roasties" too, scar tissue builds, and the nerves become inflamed which makes the flaccid penis larger than it should be. This is not ideal as it becomes subject to damage. Seeing a small penis on a statue is only taken to be such because people abuse their sexual function in this day and age and overuse it. Abstain for a few weeks and you''ll see the flaccid decrease in size.

>>12211913
yes. physical exercise also shrinks the flaccid dick. my dick goes to like 2 inches flaccid while i'm working out and its 7 inches hard. everything just feels more solid when your dick is compacted, it just feels more aesthetic

>>12210770
BASED Smoker
REDPILLED Fucker

>>12210833
Post your face.

>>12211927
Even when you're playing chess, it the size decreases. This is because catecholamines are being release in both scenarios; intense thought and intense exercise. The old adage "God gave man a brain and a dick but only enough blood to use one at a time" is indeed true. When I am awake, alert and engaged in thinking it's smaller; when tired, it just gets in the way.

>>12211877
>>12211853
Both incels, 6+ months unfucked, or settlers in a long term relationship with an average woman whom you like but secretly fantasise that one day you will leave and find the beauty you think you could get. You probably also watch porn most days.

>>12211963
oof. rough life, huh?

book for this feel?

>>12211963
no, i'm a volcel catholic and i only masturbate a few times a month, which is still too much. i would only ever fuck a girl to put a baby in her, god-willing.

>>12211993
>i'm a volcel
>volcel
COPE

The Power and the Glory is peak sinnercore

>>12211998
yes, because every man in existence must want to stick his deactivated cock into the loose beef flaps of a used up whore.

this is an entire thread on a literature discussion forum about whether or not wearing a condom denigrates masculinity or is otherwise immoral

>>12211983
The fact you are compelled to show your authority over sex on the literature board of a Chinese cartoon forum reveals your lack of fulfilling relations or confidence with the opposite sex.

>>12212015
>the loose beef flaps of a used up whore
Sexually frustrated /pol/cel detected

>>12212027
i was just clearing up a misconception about condoms. it ain't that deep

>>12212027
>>12212036
post body, casanova

>>12212058
If you let something as unimportant as your body stop you getting laid you're doing it wrong.

>>12210770
based and schloppilled

>>12211938
You post your face.

>>12212076
rape?

>>12212090
Kek. What sane person thinks gymlad or rapist are the only routes for getting women to fuck you?

>>12212084
I want to know what a man who collects anime mugs looks like. I MUST know.

>>12212123
>>12212076
>>12212036
What’s your reddit username friendo?

Lit is really becoming the catholic board with this anti birth control rhetoric

>>12210743
Books for this feel?

>>12212152
anything zizek

>>12212129
>>12212129
>because you can't talk to women anyone who does is a numale redditfag

>>12212143
fuck off with your papist horseshit
orthobros assemble

I"m Pagan.

>>12211791
Rayuela by Cortazar

>>12210770
Based AND redpilled

Books for this feel?

>>12211565
In English, they're basically the same thing.

>>12211534

>>12211632

One of you is correct.

>>12210770
>redheaded teenage maidens
never got to :(
those kisses were the funnest, most exhilarating moment of my life, haven't felt passion like that before or since.

>>12210770
i'm gonna take up smoking now

>>12211988
Confederacy of dunces ofc.

>>12211853
magnum have the same nominal width as your average condom, retard. mysize has variations for girth.

Is smoking worth it /lit/? I have always wanted to take up smoking but have been hesitant to because I don't want to die early. At the rate things are going though, I can't see myself living past 50 anyways.

>>12210770
FPBP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12210845
please somebody describe to me what that is. i am confused as fuck

>they managed to avoid giving out even one book recommendation in the whole thread

impressario

>>12211590
Youre just jelly youll never get as many (You)s

>>12210770
Well cigs make you smell like shit and condoms prevent STDs that eill ruin your life, but yeah condomless sex feels so goood, what you want is a woman you're in love with who loves you and the both of you want to do it bareback bc it feels mich better for both plus is way hotter

>>12213065
they are imperceptibly wider, yes, but it's enough to feel less like a stranglehold and make it slightly easier to put on.

>>12212935
the prince

>>12213287
NPC logic

>>12211791

>>12213133
incredible, isn't it

>>12210770
You're the reason why I still visit this board.

>>12210845
lmao

>>12210903
copp

>>12210743
get that condom off that book you effeminate faggot

>>12210770
>smoking cigarettes
>the stubborn embrace of pleasure in the face of reason
fucking based

>>12213287
top cuck

books for this feel?
>inb4 "youre a faggot"

>>12210743
Whe did lit become a 14 year olds instagram?
Fuck off you gigafaggot

>>12210770
fpbp

>>12213129
Its urn with body turned ash.

Books for this feel?

>>12213129
Kratom

>>12210770
this but running as root and using https

>>12213834
Don't be insincere

>>12214314
blade runnr

>>12210845
The Opposing Shore

Books for this feel?

>>12214219
whomst?

>>12213129
Definitely kratom

>>12213129
looks like kratom to me

>>12214954
Cara Delevingne

>>12211988
Suicide my man. I know this feel except with the added stress of only having 2 more years on my GI bill

Small penises are more /lit/ desu

>>12214077
You got it backwards, brainlet

>>12215463
what's the optimal length of a /lit/ dick

>>12215497
1.2-1.3 inches

>>12212010
This

>>12210743
I fled Him, down the nights and down the days;
I fled Him, down the arches of the years;
I fled Him, down the labyrinthine ways
Of my own mind; and in the midst of tears
I hid from Him, and under running laughter.
Up vistaed hopes I sped;
And shot, precipitated,
Adown Titanic glooms of chasmed fears,
From those strong Feet that followed, followed after.
But with unhurrying chase,
And unperturbèd pace,
Deliberate speed, majestic instancy,
They beat—and a Voice beat
More instant than the Feet—
'All things betray thee, who betrayest Me'.
I pleaded, outlaw-wise,
By many a hearted casement, curtained red,
Trellised with intertwining charities;
(For, though I knew His love Who followed,
Yet was I sore adread
Lest, having Him, I must have naught beside.)
But, if one little casement parted wide,
The gust of His approach would clash it to:
Fear wist not to evade, as Love wist to pursue.
Across the margent of the world I fled,
And troubled the gold gateway of the stars,
Smiting for shelter on their clanged bars;
Fretted to dulcet jars
And silvern chatter the pale ports o' the moon.
I said to Dawn: Be sudden—to Eve: Be soon;
With thy young skiey blossom heap me over
From this tremendous Lover—
Float thy vague veil about me, lest He see!
I tempted all His servitors, but to find
My own betrayal in their constancy,
In faith to Him their fickleness to me,
Their traitorous trueness, and their loyal deceit.
To all swift things for swiftness did I sue;
Clung to the whistling mane of every wind.
But whether they swept, smoothly fleet,
The long savannahs of the blue;
Or, whether, Thunder-driven,
They clanged his chariot 'thwart a heaven,
Plashy with flying lightnings round the spurn o' their feet:—
Fear wist not to evade as Love wist to pursue.
Still with unhurrying chase,
And unperturbed pace,
Deliberate speed, majestic instancy,
Came on the following Feet,
And a Voice above their beat—
'Naught shelters thee, who wilt not shelter Me.'

>>12210845
books don't exist.

>>12216779
Clearly, you haven't seen my diary desu

>>12210743
Don't read, just kill yourself immediatly or stop smoking. You will never be able to achive anything usefull if you fall for the drugs meme.

If I livestreamed shooting myself in the head would someone make a webm of it and then post it with along with the comment "books for this feel"?