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Anonymous Sat Dec 1 19:52:55 2018 No.12165991 [Reply] [Original]

ITT books you only ever saw dumb faggots reading in school(elementary school and up)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 19:53:29 2018 No.12165994 File: 137 KB, 476x618, wk-1-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 19:56:50 2018 No.12166011 Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 19:58:01 2018 No.12166016 >>12165991 >>12165994 every single kid that had those in their desk in elementary school was a huge dumbass and was a loser by senior year if they even made it to that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:01:31 2018 No.12166025 >>12165991 I knew a kid who gave a book presentation on this in like 8th grade

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:05:07 2018 No.12166043 >>12165991 >>12165994 >>12166016 d-delete this!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:08:05 2018 No.12166064 >>12166025 Alpha as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:10:14 2018 No.12166078 >>12166064 he never made it past 9th grade iirc

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:10:52 2018 No.12166081 >>12166064 You're a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:20:48 2018 No.12166125 >>12166081 Philistine

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:23:31 2018 No.12166133 >>12165991 >>12165994 Hey I read both of those books

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:25:52 2018 No.12166144 File: 34 KB, 301x475, 1716146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12165991

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:26:13 2018 No.12166146 >>12165991 Infinite Jest

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:26:53 2018 No.12166150 >>12165994 this created incels

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:28:08 2018 No.12166157 >>12165991 cringe and blue pilled appreciate bald undies man

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:31:10 2018 No.12166165 File: 47 KB, 364x475, CrossSecEp1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12165991

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:32:18 2018 No.12166171 >>12166165 >>12165991 Fuck you both, you pseud faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:34:09 2018 No.12166179 >>12166171 >>12166157 lol they read them!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:37:37 2018 No.12166190 >>12166165 holy shit that is so fucking gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:39:54 2018 No.12166201 >>12166179 jokes on you you missed out on the action, thrills and laffs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 20:43:34 2018 No.12166218 File: 65 KB, 323x400, AllAboutGhosts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can we just talk about books our school library had I wish I could remember more like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 21:26:25 2018 No.12166414 >>12166218 I read the His Dark Materials trilogy from my middle school library, though I barely remember the story now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 21:31:36 2018 No.12166437 >no deltora based

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 22:18:26 2018 No.12166636 >>12166179 >his childhood wasn't enhanced by flip-o-rama and meta-in-jokes

Anonymous Sat Dec 1 22:23:43 2018 No.12166655

the chad captain underpants vs the virgin wimpy kid vs the omega /lit/

captain underpants
>action
>laffs
>teachers hate him
>stands bold, never folds
>literally walks around in his underpants, does not give a shit

wimpy kid
>literal virgin posture, would play fortnite if it existed
>teacher's pet
>complete wimp, proto-beta
>future hillary voter

omega /lit/:
>unable to identify which is the virgin and which is the beta because they are so far outside the dominance hierarchy
>can't even conceptualize themselves ever having a girlfriend, let alone in grade school
>reading this right now

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 23:41:55 2018 No.12166936 >>12165991 Captain Underpants installments were the books to buy at the school book fairs. How are you going to shit on the series. It's a children's book intended to appeal to children. Treat it as such and it's great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 23:45:28 2018 No.12166950 >>12166655 >unable to identify which is the virgin and which is the beta because they are so far outside the dominance hierarchy the moral of the story is the /lit/ was the virgin the whole time

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 23:47:17 2018 No.12166958 >>12166655 y-you too

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 23:49:30 2018 No.12166964 >>12166025 I know a guy who did his book report in grade 8 on Minecraft. The game, no books were made yet. No idea how he got away with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 23:49:34 2018 No.12166965 >imyplying captain underpants isnt a patrician postmodern analysis of post-capitalism anomie in a wagnerian context

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 1 23:51:22 2018 No.12166971 >>12166964 Some guy in my English class wrote a three page poem about the Sniper from TF2 and read it outloud in class. Wish I had it.

Anonymous Sat Dec 1 23:57:37 2018 No.12166989

>>12166971
I'm glad I remember the whole situation so vividly, he failed to read the book he said he would because it was he was reading it on a knockoff MP3 player with a tiny screen. Maybe 10 or so words displayed at once. When he actually did the presentation he acted out spawning on a beach in Minecraft and being confused about a block world and having to punch trees. Shit was surreal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 00:05:56 2018 No.12167013 >>12166016 >>12166025 ah yes the big boys who read big literature when they were 12 :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 00:15:30 2018 No.12167055 File: 15 KB, 192x171, 1477769776455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12166989 Haha, what a story anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 00:53:00 2018 No.12167200 >>12166144 Haha yes, just the phrase Specky Magee was a meme at school when we played footy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 01:13:24 2018 No.12167284 File: 439 KB, 1644x1844, 306485C3-3921-484C-B881-EBC747376386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12165991 >>12165994 >>12166144 All these and pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 01:45:56 2018 No.12167415 >>12167013 Well yeah, how else would /lit/ get so smart?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 01:49:52 2018 No.12167427 Artemis fowl - now THAT was a good series...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 01:52:14 2018 No.12167435 File: 51 KB, 287x475, 513706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] probably showing my age here

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 02:04:16 2018 No.12167481 File: 298 KB, 946x1533, 81OthjkJBuL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12165991

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 02:04:31 2018 No.12167482 >>12167013 I unironically read Moby Dick when I was 12 and Ulysses when I was 13

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 07:08:51 2018 No.12168303 >>12165991 >>12165994 These were unironically entertaining. They didnt need to be smart!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 08:20:49 2018 No.12168478 >>12166165 Delete this please

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 08:22:32 2018 No.12168485 >>12166165 I read this at home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:17:04 2018 No.12169305 File: 13 KB, 301x266, austin1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12165991 >talking shit about captain underpants

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:18:20 2018 No.12169312 >>12167481 Only the good kids read this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:19:35 2018 No.12169315 >>12167482 No. You didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:21:31 2018 No.12169325 >>12167284 cmon anon I was 12

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:30:56 2018 No.12169681 >>12167284 Where else was I meant to get sex, drugs, and violence? I was only 13, I didn't have the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:21:14 2018 No.12169914 >>12166150 no that would be super hypergmy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:57:31 2018 No.12170121 This smart kid in my class was reading Ulysses while the rest of us were on Wimpy Kid and Darren Shan. Wonder if he posts here now

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:58:39 2018 No.12170128 >>12166144 fuck yes cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:59:09 2018 No.12170133 >>12165994 delet

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:59:12 2018 No.12170135 File: 77 KB, 1040x1600, 12-Rules-for-Life-An-Antidote-to-Chaos[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:01:58 2018 No.12171462 >>12165991 I wanted to read something fun :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:38:45 2018 No.12171857 >>12171462 >>12170133 >>12169325 >>12169681 >>12169305 >>12168303 >>12168485 >>12168478 OMG they READ THEM!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:43:07 2018 No.12171875 File: 51 KB, 342x500, Hork_Bajir_Chronicles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i was reading that real shit. animorphs

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:54:34 2018 No.12171923 >>12166989 >>12166964 kill yourselves you little shits

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:56:01 2018 No.12171929 >>12171923 t. that guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 21:34:07 2018 No.12172093 >>12165991 >>12165994 hehe these were my favorite and I am an actual high IQ virgin

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 21:36:51 2018 No.12172123 File: 118 KB, 406x364, 1542197576760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12165991 >hehe what you didn't read Marx by the time you were six >what are you some sort of tard?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 21:44:54 2018 No.12172157 >>12172123 there's nothing more cringey than 12 year olds reading marx and being smug about it i know because i'm that person

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 21:46:28 2018 No.12172163 File: 43 KB, 321x499, 51w+aIBx-7L._SX319_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12172157 Coulda been worse anon. A LOT worse.

Anonymous Mon Dec 3 00:30:53 2018 No.12172947

>>12165991
>read these in elementary school
>kept up privately up until he hit that hiatus
>"oh damn there was like five more books huh"
>it ends up being fucking end of evangelion shit followed by convoluted time travel followed by a book long screel about how dav hates ritalin slash "i don't wanna fucking make these anymore"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 00:44:55 2018 No.12173020 >>12165991 I read this and enjoyed it in elementary school. Fight me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:19:56 2018 No.12173146 File: 708 KB, 1714x2560, E0642283-149A-4352-82E3-0917304D9BA1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For teenage girls who were so insufferable that even the Harry Potter kids didn’t want anything to do with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:27:45 2018 No.12173176 File: 31 KB, 260x335, 61DAYVUWUnL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:41:43 2018 No.12173241 >>12166078 LEL

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 01:43:11 2018 No.12173246 >>12165991 OP is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 05:06:48 2018 No.12173775 >>12173146 FUCK that looks just like my ex fuck me lit, I wasn't prepared for any feels this morning fuck don't surprise me like that damn it :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 06:12:06 2018 No.12173947 File: 104 KB, 885x960, 1541045209684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12166016 delete this

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 06:29:43 2018 No.12173992 File: 33 KB, 326x499, 99.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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